CLARK' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
CLARK does not sleep. He waits.
CLARK does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. CLARK goes killing.
CLARK counted to infinity - twice.
CLARK sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, CLARK roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see CLARK, he can see you. If you can't see CLARK you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for CLARK.
CLARK is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
His beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The chief export of CLARK is pain.
When CLARK sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. CLARK has not had to pay taxes ever.
CLARK has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a CLARK toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
CLARK sleeps with a night light. Not because CLARK is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of CLARK
As a teen CLARK impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
CLARK can touch MC Hammer.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. CLARK smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
A blind man once stepped on CLARK' shoe. CLARK replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm CLARK!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by CLARK.
CLARK ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
CLARK once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
CLARK is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like CLARK
CLARK appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," CLARK replied, "That's no glitch."
CLARK was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, CLARK spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, “Trix are for CLARK.”
Oxygen requires CLARK to live.
If CLARK is late, time better slow the **** down.
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no CLARK tendon.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, CLARK can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
CLARK doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
At birth, CLARK came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers CLARK but CLARK
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to CLARK and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?