Top 25 Things Women Say To Impress BIKERS 335 days ago

1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?

3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.

5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.

7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.

9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.

13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.

14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!

15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps.

16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.

17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.

18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley.

19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21.) Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies.

23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!

25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!

1.Your Full Name:
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2. Age:
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3. Single or Taken:
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4. Favorite Movie:
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5. Favorite Song:
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7. Kinky or Clean:
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1. Do we know each other outside of bebo?
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2. What song reminds you of me?
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4. Would you keep a secret from me?
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5. What is your favorite memory of us?
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8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you?
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10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
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11. If I were a candy what would I be?
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12. whats ur best feature?
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13. Do you think I'm a good person?
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15. Do you think I'm attractive?
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19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
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20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
8. do u still fink the same?......
9. What reminds u ov me?.....
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
11. How well do u no me?......
12. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
13. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
14. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....
15. Fondest memory between us ..........?