1. your mother has a short-haired, curly perm

2. your dad is some sort of engineer

3. your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15

4. you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing

5. you have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry

6. everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from

7 you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life

8. your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.

9. you've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library.

10. you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.

11. you've eaten (and possibly enjoy) parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs

12. you know what bok choy is

13. you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.

14. you hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!).

15. you have NO eyelashes.

16. idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc. . .

18. the Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner

19. at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses

20. your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian

21. any random Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"

22. your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both

23. everyone thinks you're good at math.

24. your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"

25. you like $1.75 movies

26. you like $1.50 movies even more

27. your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.

28. your parents insist you marry within your race.

29. you never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food.

30. your parents have never kissed you

31. your parents have never kissed each other in public

32. you learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents

33. people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate

34. You have to call all of your parents' friends "Auntie" or "Uncle."

35. at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage.

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".