----I fingered
2----I smoked
3----i fucked
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I bummed
7----I licked
8---- I shot
9---- I made oot wiv
10---I slept with
11---I stabbed
12---I raped


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------An easter egg
02------A hot asian chick
03------A black pornostar
04------A cat
05------A bisexual
06------A toothbrush
07------A crackhead bitch
08------A prostitute
09------A ugly Celebrity
10------A mexican
11------A hottie
12------The McDonald Clown
13------An overweight Asian man
14------Hillbilly
15------Barney
16------A pickle
17------My mom
18------A cow
19------A LESBIAN
20------A dog
21------A bottle of vodka
22------A drug dealer
23------A whore
24------A french guy
25------A bottle of Coke
26------a Gay
27------a homeless guy
28------A Magazine
29------a condom
30------a horse
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because i love marijuana
Black---- Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a gangster like that
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
yellow-------because i love to get drunk
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray----- because she was hot
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I smoke crack
Other-----because i have an extremely small dick
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
none----Because I'm a BEAST!!!

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TAKE THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME:

A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

TAKE THE DAY WHEN YOU WERE BORN ON:

1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: My dad
14: A slut
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

NOW TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME:

A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £1,000,000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

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