whats da crack grointbag? Gd helly yun last een, wish i wid a bun a hert o da sunday session!

Ahoy arsehole!!!

Who ya gonna start supporting now Man Utd got dicked by us again you glory hunting bastard!!!

Should go back to Fulham mate there way better! x

Yeah, da Nissan 200sx, shes shit hot. But unfortunately shakin hersell to bits on da roads. And da tires are dat low profile i keep layin dents in me alloys. Time for a big ass pick up! No rush in posting my man, its 5 weeks til im home anyway.

Cool! Done deal. Im no home for another 5 weeks. So no rush to post it. I'll send d up a cheque when i get home. And i'll pm my address to d. Im gettin shot oh my car next time home, shes too low for da roads in glasgow. Rattlin it to bits. Goin ta buy me a big kick ass Hilux! Sweet!

I'll open the bidding at 100 clams my man. Any advance? New car for MP eh? Is it an S3? ha ha. Bike is going spectacular, running oot oh fine weather tho. Too god damned cold.

I suppose i probably could tak it aff d hands yeah. how much? I was up at knockhill dis past weekend for a track day on the Ninja. Brilliant fun. Scary tho, i got the bike completely sideways on one corner. Me erse was twitchin lik a rabbits nose. No bad man, bit of a shitey week this past one. But im back to work on thursday, so get away for a while. Whit lik back home?

not too bad, yeah still in army, working in inverness just now, what u upto these days?

Weel weel im bidin in da heel wkend but afore I polish da halo I should mention that I am off oot noo ti meet Lara fur Sunday denner (yis Laurence there will be gravy!) and I am praying that a small wine with ones lunch will not transpire into carnage and super sunday behaviour!!
Da thing is its a Full Moon and the freaks ir oot at superpace on Leith Walk, hmm I kid u not!

Next time do sends me a msg I expect luv as do has single handedly ruined the feng shui on my page!!

eftir xx

ir u been in da cess pit of late? missin me?
I cin hardly bare life athood dee lik!

hows it going? send us a txt, no is 07990573739

Noo den handsome! Im good, just living the dream. Bike is in for a service afore my track day next month. Waitin on a new exhaust for da car. Thats pretty much it. Whit news up north?

Now den, whit news?
Good result against Chernobyl!

We'd need tae try anider friendly match sometime!

listen darling I shall be in Edinburgh this helly, am goin on teh first flight on Friday. Naw mare cess pits for this city gal for a lang lang time! Nooo dunoo greet al be back!!

Hae a good een!

hey ho!! yeah i kno im goin out this wknd!!! cant wiat!! been spikin t bibby n he's excited for a sess pit helly!!! got my babysitters booked for 3pm so gona start drinkin at th football!!!

shit hot, i didnt think u beat chernobyl! not alot on with me, infact there is fuck all on with me!!!!! pain in the hoop. how many teams have entered for it? u will be puttin in two teams will u? tak care xx

Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

1 room - 8 djs

djs

Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
Copy and paste
Phunk

and resident Colin Gent

Funky to Progressive House

5 quid in
8.30 til 1am

Hope to see you there !!

House Music in the Odyssey ?

Every Thur, Sat, Sun

YO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ur All Invited Tae My Birthday Bus On Sat Da 5th Of Sept!!!!

Theme - Heavy Metal or Zombies

Place - 1:00pm at Thule

Please can u get back tae me if your coming so you can get a seat on da bus!!!

Should be LETHAL

U need to change yir laurence says! skiver!

Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
Belfast

OUR BIG WEEKEND

We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo

Funky to Progressive House

7 quid in
8.30 til 1am

Hope to see you there !!

House Music in the Odyssey ?

Every Thur, Sat, Sun

in aberdeen but on the bus down to ross tonight, leave at seven and get there at half nine tomorrow, what a fuckin nightmare! whats on this weekend? xxxxxxxxx