Blog of Memories, and Blog of Songs =D

Here, I will list all of the memories that make me smile, or collapse on the floor in hysterics... And I shall also write songs, with either people, times, or places that come to mind when I listen to them =D


Blog of Memories:

Squashing that fly at Ellen's when it oozed sticky stuff

Holiday in Sweden when Matt, Em, Kat, and I ran around in cardboard boxes

All those trips to the woods with the Morgans

The planning of the Blair Ditch Project

The time I rang 999 from the woods thinking the call wouldn't go through as I had no credit.

Never playing strip poker with our swimming costumes on.

Emma Berry's birthday party when Sam Webb and I confused the side of a cow with it's rear end...

Nights on Chailey Common with Megan, Sharne, and Kieran

The trip to London involving the 'TORCHWOOD' 'ROBIN HOOD' and 'CHICKEN VILLAGE' and the arm movements!

Duke of Edinburgh, first training day, when Dan took the piss of my GIANT sleeping bag, and complained about everything on that walk.

Duke of Edinburgh, first training weekend, when I attacked Dan to get his phone so I could talk to Jade

The trip to Brighton with Sara and Jade where we did prom dress shopping and we saw 'THE HAT!!!' =D

Wednesday evenings 2007 with Jade and El, and many a laughing times, or sexual innuendos.

Friday nights 2007 in Plumpton running around the green with Jade screaming SIT DOWN at Ben

Talking to Sara once when she was on msn, and getting increasingly more worried about some Swede she'd met on WOW who was self harming on webcam. When she asked me what she should say to get him to stop, I told her to tell him to listen to REM's 'Everybody Hurts'

Dan's phone call before he left for Kenya in summer 2007 when he was overly stressed about eating so many doughnuts

Chailey Bonfire Night 2007 when Alice almost picked up that bit of rubbish off the floor which wasn't hers.

Dancing round the kitchen with my sister when we're washing up

The salsa evening at Newick village hall with Nicola and the ladder incident.

London to see Spamalot with Jimmy, Sara, Moshi, Richard, and Em when dancing in the street

Dance classes when everything goes wrong, or Nicola, Felicity and I have to dance on stage.

Nights/Gatherings at Dans, especially with a drunken Fish

Sitting on Chailey Common with Jimmy, Sara, Moshi, Em and Richard and chasing rubbish that flew away from the picnic, especially when we'd been spinning round before hand.

Shevauns party 2008, when Rowan, Megan, Saun, Shevaun and I all rolled around the floor laughing due to the appearance of the pencil...

Lewes at the picturesque place with American whispers, and happiness everywhere.

Going to London with Dan and getting massive deja vu when he held the door for me.

The three days spent with Katt and Lizzie either in the woods, at mine, on the green, or wandering around Sussex in summer '08

Making the queue for Pirates Of The Caribbean at Disney Land entertaining with Charlie Allen, Harri, El, Sara and Em by doing pirate accents all the way through

Rehearsals for Wyrd Sisters with the various mistakes, either in lines, or general foolishness. Especially Tom's 'giving birth' noises.

London with Dan in December when I bought him his Christmas present.

My first Communications and Cultures lesson when Liam told me he was one of the first people to know about the 'Bring a stick' party from Priory.

Pow socks, Primark slippers, free doughnuts all contained in the March trip to London.

Drinking games whilst watching Ugly Betty with Dan. Never laughed so much.

Plastic pot wars with Hannah across the landing.



When I think of more, they will be added =)




Songs with places, people and times


1000 Miles, Vanessa Carlton - Doctor Who video on youtube

Beautiful, Christina Aguilera - Sitting in my room alone during my parents divorce

Baby It'

Percy was a parrot. He was made of plastic, polyvinyl to be precise... However, Percy, is a pervert. He is a former priest, who changed to a painting, politically minded, potassium and plumming expert. Most of all, he was a pedophile. This meant that the plants, especially peppers, lost their pigment, and turned to pepsi. This caused quite a problem for Percy, so he turned to persil to was himself clean of his pretentious, prejudice, puerile nature. This resulted in him becoming a prince of the pancreas. This was a great privilege, except all the princes caught the plague. This perplexed Percy greatly, so he pinged his plump, pink plumage, and popped into a possum plantation. Abundant with puke, Percy flew away to his local pimp, only to find he wasn't there... 'What a prat' thought Percy. (he was looking forward to the power he got from prostitutes).

Suddenly, a plate flew from the sky, cutting off Percy's penis. This was very bad, as Percy really needed a piss. To try to soak up the blood, a pedestrian threw a packet of pringles at the parrot in pain. The potatoes pushed Percy back to his normal self, when he loved Prada, and being the prime pervert parrot.
'I shall return to my premature life form' persisted Percy, so with a pong, he perspired. Polly pottered past, but she was practical, knowing that this pancreas prince was likely to spray liquid all over her. So, she poked him, showed him her perspective on his predicament.
She handed him a pencil, which priced, and paid for a pen, which was upgraded to a paintbrush. Soon, Percy had caused so much pollution from the wasted art products, he was punished by prison.

This was the penultimate end for Percy the perverted parrot

LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists

Counting Crows
HelloGoodBye
Air Traffic
R Kelly
Lionel Richie
One Republic
TLC
Timberland
Elton John

LAYER TWO:
-- Name: Charlotte
-- Birthday: 27th November
-- Nick Names: Charlie, Chajomaj, Anjo, Warli (Don't Use It), Pookie, Pyroc, Ajomale...
-- Current Location: My Bedroom
-- Eye colour: Brown
-- Hair Color: Dark Brown With Lighter Brown (Not Ginger) Highlights
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Best friends: Dan, Ben, Ellen and Sara

LAYER THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: School Shoes
-- Your perfect pizza: One That Has No Fat And Is Covered In Chillies
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: Crazy Hair
-- Most missed memory: Running Around Plumpton Green On Friday Nights With Ben, El And Jade
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Don't Do Fast Food No More
-- Adidas or Nike: Neither...
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea! Go France Memory!!!
LAYER SIX:
Do You...
-- Curse?: Contrary To Common Belief, Yes
-- Do you sing: Can't Really Call It Singing...
-- Want to go to college: Yes...
-- Get motion sickness: Only When Alex Is Involved
-- Think you're a health freak: Trying To Be...
-- Get along with your parents: Don't Communicate With My Dad Much, So Yes There, And On Off With My Mother
-- Play an instrument: Used To...
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Very Small Amount
-- Gone to the mall: Erm... Shopping Centre... Yes...
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope... Don't Think I Ever Have...
-- Eaten Sushi: Nope
-- Been on stage: Yes... Whilst Dancing... Which Was Interesting...
-- Gone skating: Nopeses
-- Made homemade cookies: Na... Made Cake Though...
LAYER EIGHT:
Have you ever...
-- Gotten in big trouble with your parents: Yeah... Mainly Over Locking Myself In A Car Boot... Oh The Joys Of Being 4...
-- Lied about your age: Obviously!!!

LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: Erm... Not Sure If I Want To Get Married...
-- Number of Children: Ideally 3, Reality, None...
LAYER TEN:
In a guy...
-- Best eye color: Brown Or Blue...
-- Best hair color: Brown, Or Blonde In Rare Circumstances...
-- Short hair or long: Medium...
LAYER ELEVEN
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 1...
-- Number of CD's you own: *Counts* 45... Minimum...
-- Number of tattoos: None... And It'll Stay That Way...