Xris
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Male, 26,
50
- from Hamilton
- Single
- Profile views: 2,173
- Member since: marzec 2005
- Last active: 23 weeks ago
- www.bebo.com/xris114
- Me, Myself, and I
- Chris Tan was cultivated from a moss sample found on a meteorite in the Antartic. To this day he still refuses to eat strawberries, which remind him too much about his biomaterial parents and will not comment on any further details.
Since joining a roaming band of stage monkeys, he has travelled to Paris, Guatamala and the top shelf of his cupboard. He maintains an eccentric collection of sculptures, DVDs and oddly arranged books and takes great fondness towards films, music, books, theatre and used lightbulbs, which he plans to for a thesis on revolving doors, that he believes will revolutionise the empty doorframes industry of the Endlarkian empire and, although he was recently exiled from its vast lands, still maintains a loyal memory of their fine people and exotic wines, that gave him the superhuman power to talk in the third person.
Chris keeps in a jar his personal website at http://www.xris.net.nz that he feeds regularly and takes for a walk every second day of the week
- Websites
- http://www.xris.net.nz
http://myspace.com/guerrillamonkey - Music
- The Mountain Goats! Josh Rouse, Jeff Buckley, Ryan Adams, Aimee Mann, Tom Waits, Beasties Boys, Fiona Apple, Keb Mo, Massive Attack, Portishead, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Peace Orchestra, Radiohead, Red House Painters, Kings of Leon, Sigur Ros, Smog, Amos Lee, Neil Young, The Flaming Lips, The Velvet Underground, Tomoyaso Hotei, Yann Tiersen, Yoko Kanno, Yo La Tengo, Bic Runga, Beth Orton, David Bowie, The Beatles, Gorillaz, Outkast, Johnny Thunders, Martina Topley Bird, Corinne Baily Rae, KT Tunstall, Norah Jones, Death In Vegas, Tricky, Fatlip, Tenacious D, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, Rachid Taha, The 13th Floor Elevators, The Strokes, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Deltron 3030, Morphine, Dangermouse, MF Doom, DJ Krush, DJ Shadow, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Lovage, Plaid, Belle and Sebastian, Jon Brion, Mike Patton, Peeping Tom, Rachid Taha, Squarepusher, Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, and some.
- Films and Directors
- Anything by PT Anderson, Wes Anderson, Danny Boyle, James Cameron, Stephen Chow, The Coen Brothers, David Cronenberg, Cameron Crowe, Alfonso Cuaron, Chris Cunningham, Frank Darabont, Clint Eastwood, David Fincher, Christopher Gans, Terry Gilliam, Michel Gondry, Alfred Hitchcock, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Wong Kar Wai, Buster Keaton, Takeshi Kitano, Satoshi Kon, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Rian Johnson, Spike Jonze, Miranda July, David Lean, Sergio Leone, David Lynch, Michael Mann, Hayao Miyazaki, Michael Moore, Christopher Nolan, Chan Wook Park, Sam Peckinpah, Pixar studios, Roman Polanski, Sam Raimi, David O Russell, Martin Scorsese, Ridley Scott, Steven Sodenberg, Steven Spielberg, Oliver Stone, Matthew Vaughn, Makoto Shinkai, Shinichiro Wantanabe, Bryan Singer, Orson Welles, Edgar Wright, Zhang Yimou, Robert Zemekis, Terry Zwigoff and a whole bunch of others...
- Television
- Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, The Critic, Sealab 2021, House MD, Boston Legal, Firefly, Twin Peaks, Robot Chicken, Spaced, Black Books, Blackadder, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Visions of Escaflowne, FLCL, and others.
- Book Authors...
- Anything by John Birmingham, Mike Carey, Susanna Clarke, Mark Z Danieliwski, Philip K Dick, Warren Ellis, James Ellroy, Garth Ennis, Neil Gaiman, Nick Hornby, Alan Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Simmons, and many other individual titles
- Happiest When
- Possessed by the demon lord Pazzuzu.
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This is not the blog your looking for...
There can be only one!
I may have time to come up with silly film references for stuff, but not to blog to more than one site.
http://www.xris.net.nz/blog.html0 Comments 799 days
i knew you'd forget!!!!!
Hey Blackie Chan - watched the youtube thought it was brilliant. Love the nun chucks (how do you spell nun chucks???). Ohh have you seend speed racer - I really enjoyed, I mean it had a chimp and ninjas.....mean!!!
none of my clothes fit me anymore
they would fit if i had CAKE
i'm the only person who bebos you
so i think by rights next time you sign in you should put me in your top 8
im slightly disappointed in your musical brilliance
what the heck have you got me listening to?
when i come in 2mrw you better have something else for me
hehe
i mean that in a tough love way hehe
and where is my cake!!!!! i'm not getting any younger buddy!
i thought for a second your relationship status changed and i was like
no way! you dont tell me things anymore! and i was gonna have a rant
but now i see that it hasn't and you haven't been here for over a week
and you still havent sent me a painting or a cake...
or anything
that cuts
OMG!
NOT COOL!
is that how it is?
you just use me and then take off!
No way is god single?
No way!
:p
Hey, was good seeing you in town on Friday night . . . makes sure you are at Scotts birthday party on the 5th . . . will be good fun . . . just like old times . . .
i like:
cake
paintings
and rings
cool aye...........
what do you like???
you know i never hear from you unless you want something
so .......thats like never...........
hahahaha.........
feeling neglected..........
very neglected
hahaha egg!
mhairi told me you txt her and said i lost like toes or something!
as if!!!! hahaha there are no toes lost on these feet!
i went into work today to see ray, good times
newho
Give Xris your luv for today.
"Free luv, it didn't do anything"
p.s you owe me a cake........
and hows my painting? you know my birthdays coming around in 4months so your about 8 months late friend
Holy Shit dude,
i know i comment, never. but i see your spit takes and raise you Windex. check out my profile to check it out. so many good clips, so many different styles.
stay sexy, and be prepared to wuv aborto..
i give you love cos i love asian food.
Thanks for another great party, next time I will know to bring ginger ale with the CC. Good work on the latest film too.
Chris!!!!.
Well thort i shud really comment you haha hows it going dude?!. Work still awesome?!. haha i know you's all miss me aye?!. haha BUT REALLY your thinking aaaahh no we don't haha.....
anyways just thought i'd be an awwesome chick and leav my love on ya page haha
take care man!
Chris! Long time no see. How's it all going??
Say, I had friends who were looking for someone to record their wedding. Do you do that sort of thing? Just, like, the actual wedding and then some speeches maybe at the reception... Would you at all be interested you reckon? Or know anyone who would be?
OI!
YOU!
where have you been all my life???
i want my CD...!