U thot we had random banter b4?? well read our blog!! lmao x x x x

"We're walkin bk tae th cornton coz we spent our taxi muny on a burger!"
SHTEEMERS.. mind tht jade??? haha

"Th cows are gonna get us..."

"A feel malested...!"

JIMMY: "A should go oan th x factor"
KIRSTY : "can u sing lyk??"
JIMMY : "Only wen am washin dishes!" lmao

"aw... we were lyin on cow patt!"

"A canny get up.... if a put ma hand doon it just sinks!!"

"A baby shower??? is tht wen they throw babies at u??"

"He's a very secret person...."

"How did it get from half 3 - 5 in lyk an hour!?" lmao

crunch crunch crunch..."Wots up doc!?!"

"If a take a shot, will u take a shot?!?"
"Gees a Swatch!"

"R u nt supposed tae put th lid on b4 u put it upside down??!" - bottle of vodka... damn u sam!!


"OMG this tree has all different colours on it - a dare u to LICK IT!!"
when we were lost in th woods in callendar LMAO

"a dont care how many guys mark (from westlife) has shagged - hed still get it!"

"it jus went woo....woo....woo...instead of woo...OOOOO...woo...."

"TWAAAAA!!!!!!"

"KISS MA BOOMTING!!"

"That wee army guy - he'd well GET IT!!"

"hes only 16?? well hes legal anyway....so WHO CARES!!"

"murray - wot u doin?" "its ma finger dance!"

RYAN : "haaaaaaaa.... "
US : "wot u doin?!?!?!"
RYAN : "breathin chlamidia on everyone!"
LMAO!!

"its a sexy boomting - but its nt an ALL ROUND sexy boomting - u gotta have th sexy driver!"

"wen u drink it we usually go zzzzZZZZ....bt this time we went ZZZzzzz..."

"a neva see wasps at nite - they must be SOLAR POWERED wasps or summit"

"bbbzzzzzzzz!"

"SNOTURE!!" - murrays car!

"get your RAT OOT!"

"ella ella ella........CORNER!!!"

"Al shlap u wi ma ham!!"

" ooaft!!"

"GIMP!"

"Do you like pie!?!"

"OMG ur irish too!!!"

"dont dare me! you no wot happens when u DARE ME!!"

" where are we??"
"A dunno but theres a big loch hing there..."
"it must be LOCH FALKIRK"
hahaha
we wurnae anywhere near falkirk eitha lmao

"you've got woman hips!!"

"clackmananshire?!? A thot tht was in ENGLAND, near th lake district!"
lmao

"you fuckers!" haha katie - u no wot am talkin bout! lol

"hes no gay?!?! you kiddin?!?! He must be so far in the closet hes cumin out in Narnia!" **********

"goin tae the beach ti find sum hot totties!" - juicee **********

" try this concotion..." slurred a leave her fur 5 mins n a cum bk, shes mixed aw the drinks 2gether n is lyin steamin on the chair! wtf?!?!? lol u no hu u r!! **********

"SHONA!!" "lets go in n c her" she says 2 me! So we climb ova the wall, over the hedge, through the window n into a random stoner party!! haha n we only jus met shona as well. krrispy n the foofster! wot cn i say! lol o n a forgot 2 mention this ws at 5 in the morn n a wiz wrkin at 7!!! ooopsy! lol **********

"r goldfish fat coz they forgot that they ate?!?" - wee p.c jadey! lol **********

"Solar powered wasps..." haha wee jadey again!!! lol**********

JADE: omg! wots tht? It looks like a flyin bird thing.." ME: "eh jade?" JADE: "wot?" ME: "its a bee!" hahaha


"roll like a salami!"

"a want sexxxxxxx!"

"honk if ur horny!" beep beep

"lets stalk th SEXY BOOMTING!"

"SEXY BOOMTING!!" - We cut through all th lanes jus ti follow them!! lmao

"turkey turkey turkey.... like chicken bt nt quite!"

"A wouldnt go near larkhall - jus my accent would winde them up!" irish btw...

"omg they have SHREK masks!!"....." eh naw jade... its FRANKENSTEIN!!"

"your sex is on FIRRRE!!"

"how'd you get ti scotland?!?!?"

"haha he tenses when he walks.. wot a gimp!!"

holdin a fizzy lolly at ma mouth n drinkin sme kick at th same time... "it makes is awww fizzle!!"

"WTF u done to ur NAPPER!?"

"OMG tht womans gt a scoobydoo balloon... a want it.....!"

"OMG whats tht flyin bird thing...?!?!?!"...."eh jade?".... "wot?!?"...."Its a BEE!" LMAO

"GAM