go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1. your name?
- Darrel
- short for derralict. someone who's always late, high, lazy, drunk, smells, ect.

2. your age?
- 16
- Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"


3. what should you be doing now?
- Sleeping.
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

4. favorite colour?
- Purple.
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

5. current town?
- Dalry
Dalry isnt defined yet however TOIK was a "war cry" for Beith lads during the 80/90`s and possible earlier, during battles with rival towns in the West Coast of Scotland, where they would fight rivals from Kilburnie ( YKT - Young Kilburnie Team ), Dalry ( CX -China Cross ) and many other towns. TOIK meant The Order Is Kill, but also when fighting Town rivals that started with the letter K, it meant Take Over In K...( town name )..


6. month of your birthday?
- February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year) Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day. People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

7. last person you texted to?
- Karyn
someone who not only can handle more rides then any guy could dream of, but is also majorly hot and doesn't mind getting a job done even if she has to get dirty but stay hott doin it.

8. what did you last drink?
- Irn bru.
Nectar of the gods, made in Scotland.
Gies us an Irn Bru ya wee ned.

"who sings the last song you listened to?
Bleed From within.

what time did you wake up today?
ehh, a few times, i was having some fucked up nightmares.

who has your heart?
nobody.

what do you think true love means?
hard to say.

do you have any siblings?
yeah, an older sister.

do you have someone that you can tell anything to?
yeah, 2 people infact.

what kind of music do you listen to?
ehh, i like most types of metal and screamo.

do you think high school relationships can last?
not really.

would you date a 20year old at your age?
aye.

if you needed help at 3am, who would you call?
my gran.

what was the last thing you said to your mother?
wantae acknowledge me when i'm tring to tell you something.

how is everything in your life going?
boring just now.

is there someone you just can't imagine your life without?
yeah.

where you single a month ago?
yes.

do you where your hair up or down more often?
down.

do you currently want any tattoos?
yeah.

are you the same person you where two years ago?
nope.

the person you have the most feelings for calls you right now, why?
to diss me cos' she's bored.

what was the last thing you drank?
Irn-Bru.

how many colours are in your bed comforter?
3.

how many hours of sleep did you get last night?
4.

is there someone that you would do anything for, no questions asked?
depends yeah.

did the person that hurt you the most ever apologize?
nope.

do you like to take walks?
yeah i love walking at night and early morning.

how do you feel?
pissed off.

are you easy to get along with?
thats a hard one.

what do you think about people who intentionally try to make you jealous?
pathetic.

do you want to punch anyone right now?
aye.

how did you get your last bruise?
from falling into a wall.

do you like to draw?
yeah but i aint good.

how many colors has your hair been?
a few.

what was your favorite disney movie as a kid?
didnt watch them.

are you named after anyone?
nope.

what is your favorite colour's
blue,red and black

do you have a best friend?
1 or 2.

do you want to see someone right this very minute?
wouldnt mind yeah .

how old will/did you turn this year?
i turned 16 a few months ago.

how is 2010 so far?
had a few ups and downs but tbh its going good so far .

who is the last person that called you?
shannon.

do you look like your mom or dad more?
mother.

do you judge people?
no.

is it easy to make you laugh?
depends the mood im in but mostly yeah .

why did you last cry?
i havent cried in years.

are you going to prom this year?
yeah.

what are you listening to now?
Guns n' Roses.

do you need to apologize to anyone?
nope

how is your heart lately ?
(Y).

are you good at hiding your emotions?
yeah.

is there one person you'll never forget?
yeah

are you ready for summer?
ayeee

1. "This process of pain can be ended elegantly, with no distaste or fear of soul decay."

2. "All the violence has touched every part of our lives, our innocence has gone tonight."

3. "Come away with innocence and leave me with my sins."

4. "We got it good, whether you like this town or not."

5. "Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky."

6. "Return our hearts to the sky and let this icy air sew our wounds."

7. "Bloodshed, under the streetlight."

8. "Compassion's in my nature, tonight is our last stand."

9. "You can tell the same lie a thousand times, but it never gets anymore true."

10. "Nothing feels like home, your a thousand miles away."