Conor O'Kane

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  • Città: Porto, Bubblin Dublin
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  • Data registrazione: December 2005
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Messaggio personale
sex drugs and on the dole
Tutto su di me
<-------------------------kethos face classic maguire the wire
Music
anything bangin
Films
cable guy underated masterpiece
Sports
ice hockey and curling
Scared Of
veins and cotton wool (i know im well hard)
Happiest When
go out the tear with the sluts

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  • Padraig Molloy
    Padraig Molloy

    yeah man sound like a plan, if sumit dosen't happen by the end of the year im gonna take off somewhere

    13 settimane fa
  • Padraig Molloy
    Padraig Molloy

    hey man how ya gettin on lad, ya doing anything mad for the summer?
    yeah im workin in a wearhouse, but still waiting to see wat fas or anyone come up with like?
    any crack with you?

    15 settimane fa
  • Padraig Molloy
    Padraig Molloy

    hey man hows the form wit ya, up ta much? hearing very little lad now from fas, just that slip we had to send back to them, any crack on your end?

    16 settimane fa
  • Gracie K
    luv Gracie K

    still number 1!

    28 settimane fa
  • Browner
    Browner

    i've got a great picture of you wit the pope, i must get it up, i hear u and il papa are good mate's? is it true ya went for a pint in the jigglin geordie wit him last weekend?

    35 settimane fa
  • Andy McAnally
    Andy McAnally

    ME AN U GO FOR A PINT IN GLANCYS IN CARRICK ON SHANNON YEH?

    36 settimane fa
  • Dustygullarfarlo
    Dustygullarfarlo

    Drink dragon

    38 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Keith Maguire
    Keith Maguire

    well tomo, in phi phi at the moment, good spot with plenty of bars and clubs. i meet a few people from ireland, surprise surprise, and we go out on the rip, red bull and rum buckets mainly, were heading down to another island tomorrow to do some chilling out cause the last few days have been pretty heavy. with a scottish bird the other night but the beer goggles were working a charm. got a bit of weed yesterday and went snorkling with a few people we know, highly recommend it, it was hilarious. well gotta go but ill be in touch.

    40 settimane fa
  • Kate Fennelly
    Kate Fennelly

    hi con!! what goin down? do ya miss me? do ya do ya do ya do ya?

    40 settimane fa
  • Keith Maguire
    Keith Maguire

    alright tomo,

    i heard about the job situation, sorry abn\out that mate. so are you gonna think about travelling now? come over to oz and finish your apprenticeship there?

    40 settimane fa
  • Charley Says Im Ok
    Charley Says Im Ok

    you bett we are filty stuff !!!

    40 settimane fa
  • Charley Says Im Ok 41 settimane fa
  • Maev-Ann
    luv Maev-Ann

    hi? me you and desperate housewives tonight? what more could you want? you're just so lucky.

    43 settimane fa
  • Pay De Ransom For DeSansome
    Pay De Ransom For DeSansome

    well its bloody genius thats all i can say

    43 settimane fa
  • Pay De Ransom For DeSansome
    Pay De Ransom For DeSansome

    what absolute genius came up with that flashbox,

    44 settimane fa
  • Kate Fennelly
    Kate Fennelly

    aw con!! i was banking on ya, wanna give it to a few people to do it!! i kinda wanna try get people out to gibs or somethin on fridaybut i dont know if its gonna happen!!! im workin sat night, hopefully il finish up early tho!! any plans yet?? the goin away thing next fri should be good crack!! the lads were sayin a weekend long piss up, fri, sat and sun gibs!!! wahey!!!

    45 settimane fa
  • Kate Fennelly
    luv Kate Fennelly

    will you do a job on my ipod b4 a go away matey??

    45 settimane fa
  • Barry Campion
    Barry Campion

    where ru goin this weekend player?

    45 settimane fa
  • Caroline Walls 45 settimane fa
  • Jenny Burke
    Jenny Burke

    ah hello...i prefer krazy kat..!!!!

    well ...i tot ud wb & say wat & then i was gona say dun ya....and then i wuda tot it was gas.... jokes on me tho i suppose.....2shey okane.

    how r tings??? u still a trolley dolly???.... its out kaner...rumor has it u wer spotted pourin cups of tea, shakin hand wit ur tongue at d side of ur mouth in full concentration lol

    45 settimane fa