You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.
You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
You name your green Jeep Hound, (I’ve done this)
You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
You used to hate technology and now you love it.
You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
You get an Autobot tattoo.
You get a Decepticon tattoo.
You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
You know each song ever used in TF.
You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
You are known as General Jazz.
You call your gun Ironhide.
You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
You start trying to talk like Blurr.
You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
You say you are the real Prime.
You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
You claim the

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