2009


January: Declan Judge (long overdue)
February: declan judge
March: Tommy Byrne
April: Joe Guinan
May: Bryan Dalton
June: Nial O'Doherty
July: James Troy
August: Tommy Byrne
September: David Glennon
October:
November:
December:







2008:

January: David Glennon
February: Shay Hannon/David Wright
March: Joe Guinan
April: Diane Towey
May: Shane McBrearty
June: Maria Gunning
July: David Glennon
August: Thomas Byrne
September: Trevor Gonoud
October: Mark Price
November: Gavin Hoey
December: Declan Judge

After an entralling year that looked destined to go down to the wire between Shay Hannon and David Glennon one person pulled clear so congratulations to David Glennon on becomming the 2008 Mr. Diageo

a comendable mention must go to Declan Judge who was sorely robbed on so many occassions

1. Kearns turning 18 to myself jack and mcadden singing YMCA.
2. Smeagol asleep on the floor of the kitchen in portugal.
3. The gus has muscles now, DONT FUCK WITH HIM!!!
4. Troy will always be late and lie about where abouts he is.
5. When Glennon swears on something, he's lying.
6. When Conroy and Shay come to Athlone its always a big night.
7. Fallon asleep in his polo after a very drunken night and ruining christmas the jew!
8. no amount of rocking the polo was going to wake him up!
9. Kearns 19th the night of way too many shots.
10. Jack has no swallow.
11. Jacks crazy house party where we all learned a new meaning to the word "SWAY"
12. Ann Buckley leaving loads of stupid insect stickers around my house after a drunken night.
13. Barcode after the christmas exams when a certain person got kicked out.
14. Is my lucky number.
15. Hoey is the slowest poker player ever.
16. David wright getting with a girl who just saw him throw up
17. How drunk i was when i went up to visit una in 05 around easter time.
18. My infatuation with hobnobs YMCA and toasted cheese sandwiches.
19. Darren Price
20. Smig putting all the sun tan lotion on me when i was asleep on holidays.
21. myself and dalton ruining staunton (brother inlaw) while he was asleep.
22. Stan gets a dirty sweaty tash.
23. Never do sambucha rounds with a guy who is 12 years older than u.
24. Glennon shay troy and hoey are complete shapers
25. The legend of fooling Dermot faulkner into thinking he was drinking bulmers when it was really cidona "sure how wouldnt u know the fucking differences"
26. me and mick with our "larve it" and "easy" celebrations!
27. How disappointed myself and joe guinan were after the draw with israel in dublin.
28. My birthday is the social event of the year and always will be.
29. im a pussy drinker dont buy me brandy and red bull.
30. Eugene's birthday when i had to go home early.
31. Keith Killackey and glennon playing pro ev down in the house was legendary.
32. i hate losing.
33. Mcadden freaky middle finger how is it so long.
34. Andy devine doing his eye lids
35. andy devine in the elevator
36. how i used to think i was a turtle/power ranger/ghostbuster/batman.
37. Joe Dunne's mutin suasages.
38. The bridge finger wriggle
39. The quam
40. The class mass
41. the day that the pitch and putt people were receiving awards and we just kept clapping after every sentence to prolong the ceremony.
42. Mealiff locking mr dempsey into the changing rooms
43. Dalton and his two week time limit on women.
44. amanda judge aka the claw
45. me and aine maguire having the same stationary throughout sixth year.
46. myself and niamh malone being the best prefects ever.
47. cassidy and me every year around christmas time singing "snow is falling...."
48. the disappointment myself and joe guinan felt at not being able to dance to fairytale of new york at christmas 04
49. Rag week 06 it was a good one! especially sunday and monday night
50. myself and fallon robbing traffic cones from the college 05 and me naming mine wilson
51. none of my friends have beaten me at tabletennis yet
52. the day in irish we swapped around all the maps in ms spellmans class and she never noticed the difference.
53. the way myself and daithi wright would throw stuff at conroy and cassidy in Irish in an effort to get eachother in trouble.
54. Myself and glennon throwing coins at the whiteboard in study and then turning around and blaming someone else.
55. My mockery of a students council campaign "carlsberg dont do county councilers but if they did it would be tommy byrne"
56. Sinead whelehans diseased teddy cuddles.
57. Niamh brodericks obsession with tea
58. Mark prices snot rag.
59. Ann buckley dropping her phone into a pint of fat frog.
60. me being mistaken for some offaly county footballer in ferbane.
61. the day hickey said oh fuck when he had to go it alone in b ball and then scored was priceless!
62. Beaten st pats nav