'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING DUCK!!!...JESUS CHRIST!!...look at it!! C'mere fuckin...Stallion duck!!

You don't play guitar with your neck bro.... you play with your bum bum

'Pink is the new black...Pink is the new black...pink is the new black....when we all know black is the new black!...silly french'

'The most important part of a song is the solo. Everybody knows that right? EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!'

I Cant Even Stay In My Fucking Head That Long!

Oh shit what's in the bucket, what's in the bucket mother fucker don't shit, mother fucker it's grapes, it's grapes in the mouth, grapes in the mouth makes happy down south, Maybe get a big boner what cha gonna do!

Just a spoonful of Jimmy helps the whole world go round!

'What about being naked in the liquor store? I was naked in a liquor store and...

'I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days!'

(After Matts dog eats 'special' brownies) Val can you get the dog, it keeps running into the walls

'I seriously listen to 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua Way more than I should. It was The Rev's cd, and he seriously threw his own cd out the window, because I would listen to it too much.'

I hope they realize that music is music, and that music is not a scene, not a style. Music is a beautiful fucking thing to listen to. It is not a thing to fucking preach to others about, it's not a fucking cause. It is what it is, and that's a beautiful artform.

(Elliott) JD did you eat my mango body butter ? (JD) No! (JD thought) I sm-eaar-ed it on a bagel!

My dog can play better than you, and he has no legs.

I'll get out of the city alive if it kills me!!

I'm sick of being the only white guy in my mosque

You dont want one of my sad faces, 'coz let me tell you, there pretty sad

[DR. COX] you go do that, and I'll go find god, quit drinking, get in touch with myself emotionally, and we'll meet right back here at half past impossible, mm'kay?

[JD TO TURK ON WALKIE TALKIES] brown bear, are you naked right now?
[TURK] yeah! how did you know?
[JD] your voice is always higher when you're nude.
[TURK] It's true!
[DR. COX] it's not wierd that you know that at all.

[J.D] So's your face
[Elliot] J.D, that doesn't make sense
[J.D] So's your face always makes sense
[Elliot] That's stupid!
[J.D] SO'S YOUR FACE! ... I'm On Fire ... Haaaaaallo

(whispers to pig) maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension.....

Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinocerous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinocerous undergarments.

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!

Stupid brain! Get back here, you swine!

They are just a bunch of pansies!

Who wipes?!

Just Smile And Wave Boys... Smile And Wave

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.What do we do? We swim, swim, swim...

Hey, mister grumpy gills!

No eating here tonight, No eating here tonight, you're on a diet.

Aw, saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, 'Whoa', then we were like, 'Whoa!' Then you were like, 'Whoaa...'

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.

Oh man. I can't feel my toes. I don't have any toes. I think I need a hug.

NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

'Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.'

'I'm Zacky Vengeance, I play gynaecologist.'

Can't spell bass without ass

-'I play Synyster Gates and I am guitar.'

?Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out??

One day im gonna get off the bus and run into the woods and never come back, and when I come back im gonna be the knights master

'I want x-ray vision, sometimes. Just so I can check out Syn's package.'

'This is the fucking fun part, its so fun. This madman, genius, classified fucking crazy idea. Yeah, fuck! Whoa! Is that the warm water? Oh wow, wow, wow.'

-'Always been purple. Like I remember being in the first grade, looking up at the colour charts, and saying, 'Man, purple is the best colour, man, it's the best colour, it just is the best colour.' I have a lot of purple shirts and stuff, I'm always wearing purple.'

-'I'll sit on the table...by table I mean chair.'

After this I get to change into my rocker clothes. My true self. Not evil Zacky, but SUPER evil Zacky.