Check out the vid, I'm playing with a bagad.....AAAAAARRRGH

I wish he would stop crying, hes like a fucking doo, coooooo.


If you dont fuck off, I will come into your room and shit on yir broo.


He has jizz on his breeces, he has fucking jizz breeces.


Dave - My name is Dave, this is Scott, Ross and hes Gay.
Hot Breton Bar Maid - Pardon! he is Gee.
Dave - Wee


If you do that again I will get my uncle to kick shit out of you, hes in the SS, I'm talking jack boots.


If you cant laugh about aids what can you laugh about.


So Gee, explain it to me again, you went down a back alley with a sailor and swaped clothes?


If your talking acid jazz with a hint of folk, your on my leval.


Born tae chooch (responsibly).


Baisse ta culote, c'est ma' qui pilote.
Get your pants off, I'm driving.


Thats one black eye, maybe you have cancer.


My brouges are fucked, I wish there was a brouge vending machine.


Maybe if you fucked off I would hate you less.


Being drunk is like being sober, but better.


This booze is like fucking juice, I fucking love juice!!!


Robert Watt, wrong!! you mean Robert Twatt.


I'm going to booze so much my eyes will bleed and my hoop will rupture.


Vaseline on my toast please.


You there, you with the hat......... Shame on you and your silly hat.


If you die, can I have your stuff and sell it?


A. Can I have an ice cream please?

B. What Flavour?

A. Plain

B. Vannila?

A. NO!! I said plain.

B. OK, here is your ice cream.

A. WHAT!!! this is vanilla, I asked for PLAIN, ice, no cream, aaaarrrgh.