Maths
“Is that Retomski at the back? Doesn’t stop growing, does he?” – Mr Powrie

*laughs madly* “Please don’t do that!” - Mr Edie

“Elizabeth, you’re on!” - Edie

“Satisfy the equation” - Edie

“I’ll need to do it with Alana” - Edie

“Why are you looking at me?!” – Emily Hart
*momentary dead silence*… ”Now that you’ve made that clear, I’m sure they’ll stop doing it.” – Edie

“Stop sucking on that bottle!” – Edie

“If I put you in there you can’t get out,” *evil laugh* - Edie

“You can try it on your own before getting together” *evil grin* - Edie

“This is not social intercourse!” – Edie

“I want to make it short because I can,” *winks* – Edie

*standing in cupboard* “There’s always room for one more” – Edie

“Would you like another one?” – Edie
“Yes, please!” – Mr Fraser

“She’s thinking of Mr Edie” – Rebecca Hay (Becks)
“Oh, don’t get me excited!” – Elizabeth Mac

“It would give me great pleasure if you knew what to do” – Edie

“I videoed myself doing it” – Emily

“I’m gonna snip it off!” – Becks

“Why does he sound like an American?” – Anna McLeod (Me)
“’Cause he’s a weird German thing” – Becks

“Ummm… that’s quite tasty” – Edie

“You’re tiring, aren’t you?” – Edie

“If anyone should need it, they should arrange a meeting with me” – Edie

“There’s a more physical situation” – Edie

“Some people fudge the ending you know” – Edie

*speaking to Craig* “Take my drift” – Edie

“I was talking to everyone in that class… except those who weren’t there of course! I’m not that good!” – Edie

“Is it my favourite? If it is, I feel so good.” – Edie

“It’d be so weird to see him out of school you know… STOP touching my leg!” – Becks

“Were they selling themselves to you? Or were you to them?” – Edie

“I’m giving you this: you can use it anyway you want…” – Edie

“I bashed him on the head ‘till it came out of him” – Edie

“I’m really getting into this… honestly! I really am enjoying this!” – Becks

“Please, don’t touch me there!” – Becks

“So what comes out of there then?” – Edie
“Where’s he gone?” – Callum Nicol
“Probably off to find out what does come out of there” – Stephen

*in a very English accent* “Oh…..My…..God.” – Mr Walker




Chemistry
“I’m sure you’re just trying to make me wet” - Mr McLaughlin

“I only do cats” - McLaughlin




Human Biology
“They may think they’re going to eat it, and they may eat something, BUT!!!...” – Lynsey Smith

“One day I will pop it. One day.” – Lynsey

“I can’t hear anything anymore…” Lynsey
“That’s okay. I’ll just lick you!” – Rebekah Moore (Bex)
“I’d prefer if you bit rather than licked me.” – Lynsey

“I’ll eat anything.” – Bex
“I know you will.” – Lynsey

“You just elbowed me in the chest!” – Bex
“Yeah, I know. I told you I liked it violent!” – Lynsey

“Somehow, I don’t think play with yourself quite covers it” - Bex

For the record: she didn’t lick me there!” – Lynsey

“Ooooh…we’re getting higher now” – Lynsey
“My shoe just fell off in the excitement!” – Iona Campbell

“Get a hold of yourself” – Adam Boggan

“Cock of the rock” – Narrator on Video

“This is nature at its most prod able” – Narrator on Video




English
“Is she worth it?” – Mrs Holmes

“Are you doing Walter?” – Mrs Passmore

“I’ll take another one” – Fergus Jack




General whenever (I can’t remember)
“My piano is not more ridiculous than this rent-strike!” – Anon.

“I wonder if Lynsey’s used her handcuffs…” – Bex

I'd like to meet

The weak, the weary, the bold and the happy.
The shy, the shadows, the wild and the spot lighters.
Those content and those restless.
The old, the young, the poor and the overpaid.
The pale, the dark, the villains and the heroes.
Those wanted and those rejected.
Do you see what I say? Do you see what I try to convey?
I can only hope I will say hello or maybe you'll get there before me.
Maybe we'll talk one day and speak like kind gentle folk.

But we are people.

So if I don't say hello and you don't get there before me, know that I meant to say it. Know that I wish you well.



To Donald

Death has no armor here,
Although the breathless may do.
Old sheath to dagger, dagger to new sheath
Left, left, left, right, left.
Rows, rows, rows apon rows.
They may cause a wave in your eyes
But remember who put the ocean there.
Your ancestors lost their eyes to this,
While you were born blind.

And what of this breathless foetal man?
You ran red-handed yet it was not your fault.
Dirt to your face, a face to the dirt
Step, step, step, turn, step.
Beat, beat, beat after beat.
They may cause anger in your heart
But remember that your heart is delicate.
It will not last in a battle of ten against you,
Where your strength would remain throughout.

What battle is it you fight for country?
You wage war in our name: a war that may cost your life.
Bullet to rifle, from a rifle a bullet.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Gunshot, gunshot, gunshot after gunshot.
You tell me you're a soldier now
So please here what I say.
Nothing is more important than Life.