1. Amm sorry this maybe completly off the point but do we actually have a teach children? and if so where??

2. Sorry but ....amm...... what do you think of the colour of the curtains?

3. Ah do i look big in this??

4. Excuse me again, but, just let me get this straight; we have to write lesson plans during TP? And what exactly do we include in these?

5. So what you're saying is that Africa isn't a country?

6. PORTFOLIO??

7. I have a question that has been bugging me now for years; how many bones has a grown-up got??

8. Sorry, but if you think about it doesn't 2 + 2 = 5 if the first week of TP is only 3 days??

9. Are those my feet??

10. Do we have an exam on this??

11. Amm sorry this may be off the point but where did you get that polo-neck??

12. .............Ammmm..........???

13. This may be a stupid question but what does PE stand for??

14. TUTORIAL??

15. When will we get our supervisors??

Please comment me more if ya have any

Arts Exam 2007


1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Tescos
____ (b) Superquinn
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. Amhrán na bhFiann is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of Ireland produces the most potatoes?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) London
____ (c) Wexford
____ (d) Sydney

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does RTE (Radio Teilifis Eireann) stand for?

20. The UCD University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D

Signed _______________________

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Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror.
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Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: WHAAAAAAT?
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Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew
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Borat: You mean the person that put plastic fist in my anus is homosexual?
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Borat: Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore!... NOT!
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Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?
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Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell
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Borat: [Narrating] We decided to not take airplane should the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11.
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Borat: This is my neighbor, Tulyak Alkaby, he is real pain in my asshole. I get a window from a glass, he get a window from a glass. I get step, he get a step. I get clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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Borat: What's up, vanilla face?
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Borat: May George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!
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Azamat: [subtitled] We should go back to New York. At least there are no Jews there.
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Borat: This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!
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Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...I'm er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...er... yes...
Borat: Er... physical or mental?
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): [to Jared] ... retired...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): RETIRED! I don't work anymore...
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...stopped work...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...STOPPED WORKING!
Borat: [quietly across the table] Is very good you allow retard to er...
[mumbles politely]
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Borat: I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, AND WE WILL TAKE HER!
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Borat: [indicates women beside him] In my country, they would go crazy for these two.
[points to minister's wife]
Borat: ...not so much... her
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Borat: Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!
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Borat: This is Natalya.
[He kisses her passionately]
Borat: She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
[She holds up a trophy and smiles]
Borat: Niiice!
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Borat: My moustache still tastes of your testes!