WEHEEEY BEEEEBOOO bebo beeeebo, you'd think they would've come up with a better name for it than bebo really.

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COOL KID

cicked wool.

hahahaha i loooooove your background!!

.. crap thats a good point actually. BUT i can always make more, a sandwhich eaten is better than a sandwhich forgotten - ancient chinese proverb that is. well it should be anyway.

haha thats very true. nahh its free cos its in my compound.. and i cant say i have massive experience of gyms given that i never go to any, but im pretty sure they are all the same, and crap.

well they should! its better than never even considering it, no? haha, i think so. today my friend and i ordered pizza into school.. best idea i think we've ever had haha, so good.

jaa, and we might as well considering we're already in asia. and we started thinking about prom and graduation and stuff today.. so excited! we're well gunna get the full on gown things for graduation haha

no, no. you're wrong there.

wait.. theres more than one type of toblerone?? magic. i feel im mising out on something!

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i'm not even going to humour you by agreeing.. nein.

well at least you apologised haha, that sandwhich is close to my heart jack, its like a friend. but i know you'll come round in the end, you can't not.

well, personally i'd be a bit disappointed, but as long as you're happy with it.. i just wish you'd be more dedicated, thats all. actually i've only made it 12 times this week, poor effort i know. in all seriousness, i genuienly considered going the other day again. i didnt, but thats not the point.

eerm i think it was in jiangxi, some random province. so yeah, it kinda sucks we're not going, but meh. hopefully going to thailand or vietnam or somewhere after les examens, so that should be guut.

sounds good.. apart from the gym part, obviously. i just found a toblerone! im happy now haha

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bender?

haha, im glad you gave me a strong moral message there jack, i feel a better person for it..

really? cos somehow i dont remember. we should just agree it is a crap place and be done with it.

.. well THATS rude! haha, i love my sandwhiches, you can't knock it till you've tried it though, you wait. you'll love it.

mehh well, she loves it really.. maybe.. haha. the thing is, i cant justify it at all, she's the nicest person ever!

oh only 4 times a week, thats a poor effort i must say. what are you playing at?

errm well not really, just the usual. going out tomorrow night, we just havent decided where yet. then next week we were meant to go away with school, did i tell you? anyway its not happening which is crap so we're expected to go into school instead.. not happening ohh and i finally sent my ucas stuff off tonight , got organised eventually!

how about you?

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jack.. im only gunna say this once. mcfly are beautiful, and amazing, and you love them. ok? im glad we got that sorted out, i feel free.

hmm.. im not sure the words 'i love the gym' ever came out my mouth. ever. strange that isnt it? and im fairly certain i never agreed to go to the gym with you either. how odd.

not if it means going to the gym all the time.. wasting your life away! thats what you're doing. and the fact that you dont like sandwiches really just proves my point. im not sure how, but it does.

mehh im not sure about that either, but lets be honest its probably your fault. uhuh?

oh come on, you enjoy bullying her dont you? everyone does. its like a game, she loves it haha

you already are there all the time, i dont get why! i just think, shall i stay at home and eat, or go to the gym? and let me tell you, the gym never wins that one. wonder why?

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haha, still quoting mcfly? you love it dont you. gosh jack, chill out, they arent THAT good..

no no, i think the gym would just make you forget more. and i would be dead afterwards, making it irrelevant. so yeah.. not gunna happen! haha

haha id like to see what you could come up with that would make me even consider going, itd have to be pretty damn good.. it was a crap offer, lifetime of fitness?? definately not.

seriously? i could not like sandwiches more if i tried, and whats wrong with bread?! surely you cant find fault in that?? you love a bit of yeast.

that definately is discrimination, i'm terribly sorry.. it really is your own fault though, lets be honest now. and alice? she loves the bullying, its character building..

i genuinly considered going to the gym tonight. on the bus home i was like, yeah i'll go.. i definately went out instead. poor, poor will power haha

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shall i try? cake, marmite, poverty, war.. yeah the list pretty much goes on.

you definately did! sometime in year 11 maybe? anyway, i would never forget a promise like that, and i will also never agree that the gym is a good place, given that it is not. lying is bad jack.. you should be ashamed of yourself.

the deal is getting better.. but still no. there is actually no way i would even consider going to the gym, give up! haha, crap offer.

what?! now that is mental. i LOVE cheese and pickle, i made my grandparents bring me some branston pickle when they came out here haha. what is there that you dont like about it?? im intrigued.

yeah well you always have to have one name better than everyone else dont you jack? gosh. haha

yeah well someones got to do it, its funny! and i think people have been a bit lax about it since i left.. its really my duty to carry it on. haha

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im just putting the offer out there jack! thats all. not insinuating anything..haha.

no, no. i could think of a lot of better things than the gym. i won't list them now though, would take too long. probably wont go to the gym with you actually.. but you promised me aggges ago you would eat the sandwhich therefore you cannot break that promise, that would be rude. ALSO im offering you a good thing! an amazing sandwhich that you will love and cherish. what do i get?? the gym. great.

i actually love sandwiches... do you not even like cheese and pickle?! surely not.

.. why so defensive jack?? hmm? haha

im just saying, you have 3 names anyway, alors a middle name would be one too many, oui? plus you definately did make it up. loaste?? no.

a bully? me? haha, i still bully alice and im like a billion miles away. its got to be done, she makes it too easy haha

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course u did jack

we all know u were just an eager beaver haha!

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haha! if u want, il have my car with me

u no i love u realy jack, but u hav to admit tht was funi

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no jack! i was completely serious....genuinly concerned that u might not make it to the gym....

RUN JACK........RUN!!!!!

wouldnt want to miss the gym...

far fetched? i think not.. haha. well no he's not, he has a girlfriend, but that is not the point, i reckon you could turn him jack! haha, i know you want to!

well its better than... the gym. yeah. good argument there i would say. also its even better combined with honey and bread. beautiful. once you have one bite, i will not have to force you to eat the rest! haha, you'll be making a whole batch, maybe you could sell them in the butchers? people will come flooding in im sure.

you definately are, you want to be them. all of them.. apart from tom, you want to get with him. i know your secret! haha

thats probably because you've been greedy with your last name, you have two of them (and you made them up) so really you dont deserve a middle name! haha

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... you wait. haha, let me believe it ok?! i think you are very ungrateful in giving up tom, i'd think twice before making a final decision!

ricecakes..? mental. see, marmite has such a wide market, everyone wants a bit of it. thats economics that is.

well i have been eating it for many a year and im not dead yet! fact. therefore... eat it. yes?

mcfly are beautiful. im listening to them now in fact! haha, its not my fault you are jealous of their talent. just cos all you can do is open a bottle with your mouth.. haha.

did you know they have a song called little joanna.. and joanna is my middle name... its fate! definately.

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