Alright. So I know I wasn't exactly the most thrilled chappy to be travelling here to RapeLand South Africa these holidays. But I felt, after a month here, it deserved at least the slightest part of a little blog.

After all...if the germans can do it, Dawn can do it.
However, I'm not a big one on real blogging as I've mentioned before.
So basically, I thought I would just list a bunch of things that make me really proud to have called this country my home for over seven years of my life.

Most of these things won't mean much to you, but to me, its somethine of a memoir to my friends, family and childhood.
Ahh africa
<3
Sunshine
Spur
Jellytots
Litchi's (LEEche's...fools)
Swimming pools...EVERYWHERE
Grannys Shortbread
Decent sized family
Seeing Friends you made as a bearly comprehensible kid.
Astros
Rascals
Super C's
Table Mountain
Sudden memory flashes
SA Malls
Guava's
Guava Juice
African dawn's
Endless suplies of granadilla's
Granadilla'd flavoured stuff (i have packets to show you im not completly crazy with that word becca)
IceDream
Proteas
Kerstonbosch
Afrikaans music channels xD
Afrikaans people xD
REAL meat.
Cape Town Beaches
Litchi shots
REAL Beaches
Craft markets
Sinnful (cookiedough ice cream!)
Real english: Frot, Off, Hill, granadilla...
Stompy
Stompy hunting
Stompy training
Endless supplies of Appletiser
Differenciating between a stick and a springbok
The Giant Kirstenbosch Tree
....The Giant Kirstenbosch Tree Stump
African sunsets
Buttons to open everything.
The waterfront
The Big Five
African Game Parks
Wire Crafts
Being mocked for having a NEW ZEALAND accent. For a change
African grass!!
Not having to take a sweatshirt everywhere
Dog slobber
The flying spegetti monster
Chicken mans storys
Ham and cheese and bread...repeatedly.
Nothing ever going to waste
Diving into icey cold pool after a epicly hot day
Zebras instead of sheep
Braai's
Boerewors
Biltong
Madam and Eve
Funny tan lines
Toto, Keith, Pippa, Cat, Bridge, Tayla, Boo, Gran, Maureen, Chicken Man & Lucy, of course Maxy and Sandi & ...AND every person who's made this trip actually suprisingly worthwhile.

Much Love.
And to New Zealand...I SHALL SEE YOU SOON!
x

This sector has been on my page for the last few months. And 'cos real blogging has never sparked it off with me...this is MY attempt.

Seriously though, if you do/are involved in/are any of these things, go...like..no just go. Before i bash you.


So. αℓℓ тнεsε тнιηgs ι нαтε яεvσℓvε αяσυη∂ you...

...
Peoples who's pages i have to highlight to read. YOUR ALL LOSERS! Go to my favourites and use a Dawn-skin. you shall be graced with readable text! Thank You =]

Complement Diggers. Cheer the Fuck up

Asians that talk about 6 tones louder than is necessary in their asian languages, on your once peaceful bus. I dont mean to be racist, but seriously, use your god damn inside voice

Cannibal Corpse. What can i say...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no, just no folks. There is nothing inviting, talented or even remotely cool about that sad attempt at music

The words emo. Sure as if emo's themselves werent bad enough, everything decent in this world has somehow become emo. FOR FUCKS SAKE. Sure. Emotional. I gettit. Jesus, but in terms of black hair dye, razor blades and skinny jeans...YAWN. no bullet are not emo. NO my friends are not emo and NO! my breakfast IS NOT EMO! Honestly people, that word has officially past its expiry date.

Losing guitar picks. I mean, they're coloured that way so you don't loose them Dawn. I go through picks almost as much as hairclips, and thats a fair amount. I think its destiny. But its so not destiny when you have to play with those bendy pieces of shit. Oh where have you got to my orangey perfect piece of plastic. I miss thee

Old peoples lack of hearing. Yeah, sure, they're lovely little things but theres still nothing remotely cute about having to scream "would you like cream or yoghurt with that" at the top of your lungs

Clinking your teeth on m&ms when you chuck 'em up and try to catch them in your mouth. Painful and you look like a fool.

Asthma

'Hardcore' Dancers. No you CANNOT dance. No you cannot mosh and YES you spikes/nosering/other "individuality" is diggin into my side. Bastards

Vomit. i don't know how you bulimics do it. Then again I suppose you have time too aim and chose your spewing place, that's NOT the back physics door

America. You appreciate NOTHING! Fuck you. Again. And with Bleeding Through too. Damn damn damn you

New Zealands general lack of festivals. Ohh Good jesus...Rock am Ring && Download, the second I can get out of this shithole I'm there

Stairs

The way the sun positions itself in just the right way so when I cross the road in the morning by the Dowse I'm temporary blinded and usually almost killed by the nearest approaching car. DAMN YOU

The Busy Status. Come on, thats just greedy. If your busy, why the heck or you on msn idiots. Go take your "busy busy" life somewhere else.

Sticky accelerators and parallel parking....oh and skaters. Not really them, but the way I always find myself in the middle of the road before I can draw my attention back to driving instead of those darn hot bogans. ahh >_<

Mass && after five years STILL not knowing the "catholic" deal...communion, the random repeated sayings. The worshiping of a small circle of flat crap that tastes like paper? Nope. Its lost on me

The lack of plurals on bebo all of a sudden! Last active 3 hour APATSSSH. Whatheheck?

Lose threads of T Shirts! Do you cut em, do you pull em, do you leave em. Life can be so complicated...

Un-moving escalators. Find me one yet that i wont trip on

Trying to find Emily's shoe in a mosh pit. Like a needle in a haystack. A very hairy bogan haystack xD

aand finally.
Ms Russian Maths Teacher.

That is all.
Peace owt yo


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The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolicually eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...yeah makes perfect sense.


Peace, my good catholic buddy's
^.^
I apoligise for insulting your beliefs.
It just made me laugh