EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Greg

FIRST SCHOOL: Wallace Primary

FIRST CELL PHONE: Motorola V220

FIRST FUNERAL: Granda's

FIRST PET: Goldfish

FIRST BIG TRIP: Ibiza '98

FIRST FIGHT: Can't remember

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Dont know

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: 15 years ago, Holland

FIRST JOB: Halfords

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Becca?



EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: Mullet

LAST CAR RIDE: With Brian today

LAST TIME I CRIED?: Last week

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: The Shawshank Redemption

LAST FOOD I ATE: Pizza at Claires

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Card

LAST SHIRT WORN: Topman one on Thursday

LAST PHONE CALL: Dad

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: Becca

LAST THING I TOUCHED: Keyboard

LAST FUNERAL: Uncle John's

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Friday I think

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: Yesterday (party)

LAST PERSON I SAW: Mum

LAST THING I DRANK: Milk!

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: I dunno

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: Je suis!

When's the last time you ran?
Today after a wee speccy gadge

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
where appropriate

What are you dreading right now?
exams?

Do you celebrate 420?
dont use cannabis

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
yeh more probably

If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do?
go to lidl, stock up, lie down, watch dvds

Who last grabbed your ass?
boaby probably

Have you ever been on your school's track team?
aye mn, then i got REALLY lazy

Do you own a pair of Converse?
nope.. have like superdry versions but

Did you copy and paste this survey?
no i fucking made it, then made this one of the questions

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
no, always wanted to tho

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
aye.. used to be able to get bottles of shit to fall down when we used to have them in school

Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
yup happens in my work all the time

Do you watch Trading Spaces?
no , dont really watch tv

How do you eat oreos?
take them apart n pick at them like a 4year old fucking scientist. kiddin on - scoff them like theres no tomoro

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
not that i can think of

Are you cocky?
yes

Could you live without a computer?
yeah probably id need other things to occupy myself tho

Do you wear your shoes in the house?
all the time

Who or what sleeps with you?
whoever happens to be in the airport lounge

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
14

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
11 - 7 mobs 4 house

What do you do when you're sad?
make jokes

Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
nae chunt!

Last time you saw your best friend?
today

Are you in high school?
yes

What jewelry are you wearing?
none

Is anyone on your bad side now?
dont think so

What's the first thing you do when you get online?
emails

Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
nope

How do most people spell your name?
luke

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
aye - complete fantasy of mine

Where do you work?
halfords

What are you doing tomorrow?
school

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
hell no

Favorite name for a girl?
elliott

Favorite name for a boy?
lyle

Will you keep your last name when you get married?
i guess il have to

When was the last time you left your house?
goin to school

Do you return your cart?
yup a pounds a pound!

Do you have a dishwasher?
yeah !

What noise do you hear?
dad angrily breathin at me to hurry up

Would you survive in prison?
id like to think so but i think id just be smart or get wide.. n just get battered

Who is the youngest in your family?
me

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack?
no one is that gay wed all underpack

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
nope

What's the last thing you purchased?
milk

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
yes they are sound

What brand are your pants right now?
topman

Ever been to Georgia (the state)?
Nope

What irritates you most on the internet?
video streams of faggots i just dont give a fuck about

What brand is your digital camera?
spot buy outta aldi.. i dunno

Do you watch movies with your parents?
sometimes

What song best describes your life right now?
fuzzy

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
nope

Are you taking college classes right now?
nope

Do you like sushi?
yucka

Do you get your hair cut every month?
no

Do you go online everyday?
most days

Will you pass this survey on to 5 people?
no