Tell us which one you thing is the funniest!


From WaffleWill;
''I like to use flavoured condoms as bait for fat girls. ''





From Sophie;
''Man gets pulled up by a copper for drunk driving.
So the man gets suspended of his liscence for a month.
so yeah the drunken mans fines with it all only he isn't drunk.

a week later.
the man who was caught 'drunk driving' drives to the police station crashes it into shit loadsa cars goes into the station and asks for his liscence back.

Moral - dont drink and drive.
or.... Piss of a copper.''






From Lindsey;
''A guy was riding the city bus, and all of a sudden, he really had to fart. So deciding that the music was loud enough, he could relieve himself with the beat of the songs. So after a couple of songs he was completely fine, nothing left.
When his stop came, he got up and everybody on his way out were just staring at him.
Then he realized that he had his iPod on.''





From .Mrs Carter Huh.;
''3 elderly at a resthome were talking about there toilet habits...

the 50 yr old was complaining that only 2ce a week he would poop...

the 60 yr old was saying that he would be lucky if it was 1ce a week

the 70 yr old was complaing... I always pee or poop at 6.30am EVERY morning...

the 50 and 60 yr old said well what the HELL are you complaining about???

the 70 yr old says... WELL i dont wake till 7am''





From DJ.;
''Why did the chicken cross the park?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!! ''




From Pandora;
''why did the jew cross the road..to get to the gas chamber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''





From Colorful.Kid;
''Twilight spoof:

Edward:do you know what vampires really like
Bella: what?
Edward:baseball
Bella:really
Edward:haven't you ever heard of vampire bats

it's not that funny but it made me laugh so hard''





From Zombie Stomp.;
''I heard you're lookin' for a stud?
Well, I got a std and all I need is u.
;]''




From Jemma;
''Necrophilia.
Its only creepy when the other person screams.''







From Hayley;
''Woman standing nude, looks in bedroom mirror and says to her husband, " I look fat, tired and ugly, pay me a compliment"
The husband replies, "Your eyesight is F**king spot on!"





From Tay-Rah XxXx
''the elephant said to the camal why do u have two boobs on ur bak?

the camal replied..
thats a funny question coming from someone with a dick on there face!!''




From She;
''Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML ''





From Miss Vikki Violence;

A blode walks into the Home Electronics store.
go's upto the counter and says
'Excuse me, can I buy that TV?'
(counter boy) 'Sorry we don't serve blondes'
(blonde) 'thats stupid why not?'
(counter boy) 'Im sorry miss, but your gonna haveto go somewere else.'
The blonde go's home that night and dyes her hair ginger. comes back the next day.
(blonde/ginger) 'Excuse me, can I buy that Tv please?'
(counter boy) 'Sorry, I don't serve blondes'
(blonde/ginger) 'Im not even blonde!'
(counter boy) 'Oh yeah? Its a fucking microwave!'





Another one from WaffleWill;
I have a friend on Facebook whose status says "Suicidal – Standing on the edge of a cliff".

So I poked him.


From Wallis;
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