FUNNY STUFF!!

Take the 1st letter of your 1st name

A-Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-Pornstar
B-Skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Fucker
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-Beauty queen
S-Prince
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now what colour is the shirt/top you are wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who looks at Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who Will Rock Your World
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH " I'm a"

1. Who are you..?
2. Are we friends..?
3. When and how did we meet..?
4. Do u have a crush on me..?
5. Have u eva wanted to punch me..?
6. Give me a nikname n explain why..?
7. Describe me in one word..?
8. Wot was ur first impression ov me..?
9. Do u still fink the same..?
10. What reminds u ov me..?
11. If u cud giv me anything wot would it be..?
12. How well u no me..?
13. Wens last tym u saw me..?
14. Eva wanted to tell me something u couldnt..?
15. R u gonna put dis on your blog c wot i say bout u..?

now, its a saturday morning, were all slightly rough from the nite out b4 in TGIs - cocktails that taste like shit all day and nite aint exactly gonna leave us bright eyed and bushy tailed! anyway, we steal the girlfriends little 106, cram 4 of us in it and head off to blackpool for the interview. journey wasnt bad apart from the lack of legroom and having to listen to a whining bludi wheel bearing. 10 miles outside blackpool we decide to fone the guy to arrange a meeting point so mcfarland dials the number only to hear "you have dialed an incorrect number" We look at each other in disbelief - paddy and begley are in the back pishin themselves! Mcfarland tries again and low and behold - same again. we all start to pish ourselves laughing at the fact we had either took the wrong number or we had just been stitched up fuckin big time! all was not lost, walked along the prom and we were aproached by a big baldy steroid pumpin english twat who kindly led us into a strip joint. none of us were happy about this but went with the flo of course! hehe! after a few short hours in the fud fest club paddy decided he fancied the pepsi max and after LOTS of persuasion we headed along to the pleasure beach. (cunt of a walk by the way).... Mcfarland dissapears on route and emerges from an ethnic shop wearing a boob tube. classy mate! we all follow suit and stuff ourselves with bog roll as lumpy tits! paddy was awarded best dressed for his outfit - very VERY tight little top with the quote "im good with my hands..... but better with my mouth!" lol. Pleasure beach - Quality, apart from the dodgy looks we were getting! aint they ever seen 4 guys with tits?!?! Way home, traffic jam, eventually hit motorway, double back on ourselves realise we were goin the right way in the first place! double back again and finally on route home when... BANG, THUD THUD SCREECH!! front tyre fuckin blew up! almost fucked the crash barrier tryin to get on to hard shoulder! great fun! freexin cold we try to change the wheel when we realise there aint a fuckin wheel brace!!! with fuck all options left and stranded in the middle of nowhere, paddy and i start to try and flag down passers by as mcfarbad and begley run up the M6 to the next junction! lol. At last, coppers drive up.... and straight past us! catches a glimpse of mcfarland n begley and reverses back for us. Dirty lying bastard said he didnt have a wheel brace he could lend us - wouldnt give us a lift to the nearest garage (only 4miles away) and if i didnt get the car off the motorway, he would impound it. What the fuck did he want us to do?? pick the car up and change the thing with our invisible wheel brace? Cockface! Thats not enough for the big tadger - he decides to run a check on the car, finds out its not mine, checks the database for insurance under my name and finds out it aint on that car! so to top it off he gives me a £200 quid fine, impounds the car in blackpool making us stranded and couldnt pick it up till monday! with about £20 quid to our name, begley gets a hold of his uncle who puts us in digs on the busiest whore street in blackpool. very upper class! lol. anyway, quik endin cos am gettin bored.......
Mcfarland and paddy see sum tits due to perving from our 4th floor shithole, have to find way home in the morning, buy sum blackpool rock to make amends with the burd for returning without her car! lol. find a train station, £43 a single via a change at preston and back up to glasgow(which daft arse here had to pay cos we were all pratted - good old visa! lol). 3 hours later and us all hum dinging with a missmatch of any dry clothes we had left from the bludi log flume we get to glasgow and finally get on a train home. Paddy gets to work just in time after missing his shift the nite before! Begley heads back up to the barracks in edinbrough! Mcfarland goes back home, has a tin and keels over! and i go for an early bed to travel back down to pick up the car the next morning. W