Alan Meehan

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Bad times never sounded so good
Me, Myself, and I
College now. Great craic loike.



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Muzac
The following artists have found a special place in my mp3 player: Til Tuesday, A Camp, Aimee Mann, AIR, Alanis Morissette, Amanda Blank, Amy Studt, Amy Winehouse, Animal Collective, Annie, Antigone, Arcade Fire, AR Rahman, Arctic Monkeys, Basement Jaxx, Bat For Lashes, Beck, Beirut, Bic Runga, Björk, Black Kids, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Britsh Sea Power, Bruce Springsteen, Carla Bruni, Cat Power, Cathy Davey, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Dangermouse, David Bowie, David Byrne, David Guetta, Death Cab For Cutie, Dido, Dixie Chicks, Dolores O'Riordan, Dragonette, Eels, Elbow, ELO, Elliott Smith, Emilíana Torrini, Emmy Rossum, Erykah Badu, Evanescence, Feist, Fever Ray, FIONA APPLE, Fleet Foxes, Fleetwood Mac, Florence + The Machine, Friendly Fires, Frou Frou, Gabriella Cilmi, Garbage, Gnarls Barkley, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Grace Jones, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Ida Maria, Imelda May, Imogen Heap, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Jem, Jenny Lewis, Jimi Hendrix, Joan As Police Woman
More Muzac
John Lennon, Jon Brion, Joni Mitchell, Jonny Greenwood, Journey, Kanye West, Kate Bush, Kate Nash, Kate Walsh, Kelis, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Osbourne, Kings Of Leon, Kleerup, Kraftwerk, KT Tunstall, La Roux, Lady GaGa, Lady Sovereign, Ladyhawke, Ladytron, Lauryn Hill, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, Lily Allen, Lisa Hannigan, Little Boots, Little Jackie, Lykke Li, M.I.A., Marina And The Diamonds, Martha Wainwright, Massive Attack, Michael Jackson, Michael Penn, Miike Snow, Miss Kittin & The Hacker, Missy Elliott (get your hair did), Moby, Moloko, Morrissey, MPHO, Muse, N.A.S.A, Natalie Portman's Shave Head, Neil Young, Nelly Furtado, Neneh Cherry, Neon Neon, Nerina Pallot, New Young Pony Club, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Nina Simone, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Noisettes, OutKast, P!nk, Passion Pit, Peaches, Pet Shop Boys, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Portishead, Prince, Pulp, Queen, R.E.M., Rachael Yamagata, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor
Oh Look, more muzac....
Republic Of Loose, Rilo Kiley, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss, Robyn, Róisín Murphy, Roxy Music, Sa Dingding, Saint Etienne, Sally Shapiro, Santigold, Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Sigur Rós, Siobhán Donaghy, Solange, Spiritualized, Supertramp, Super Furry Animals, Talking Heads, Telepathe, The Avalanches, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Bird And The Bee, The Black Eyed Peas, The Blizzards, The Breeders, The Cardigans, The Cranberries, The Flaming Lips, The Folk Implosion, The Killers, The Kills, The Kinks, The Knife, The Last Shadow Puppets, The Like, The Polyphonic Spree, The Smiths, The Velvet Underground, Thom Yorke, Thomas Newman (my favourite film composer), Tom Waits, Tori Amos, TV On The Radio, U2, Ute Lemper, Vanessa Carlton, Vanessa Paradis, VV Brown, Warren Zevon, Wyclef Jean, Yeahs Yeah Yeahs, Zeigeist (RIP after one album), Zero 7................. too much?????
Films
My Personal Top 25. Some tough choices were made making this out:

2001: A Space Odyssey,
Amélie,
American Beauty,
Annie Hall,
Being John Malkovich,
The Big Lebowski,
Brief Encounter,
Casablanca,
Citizen Kane,
Dancer In The Dark,
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb,
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind,
Fargo,
The Godfather,
Lost In Translation,
Magnolia,
Netwok,
Pan's Labyrinth,
Psycho,
Punch-Drunk Love,
The Royal Tenenbaums,
Schindler's List,
The Shining,
There Will Be Blood,
Volver

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  • Shuffled Soundtrack To My Life

    - - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - -
    So, here's how it works:
    Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
    Put it on shuffle.
    Press play.
    For every question type the song that's on. [NO CHEATING!]
    When you go to a new question press the next button.
    Ready? GO!
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Opening Credits: Silent All These Years - Tori Amos

    Waking Up: Genius - Warren Zevon

    Falling in Love: I'm Like A Bird - Nelly Furtado

    Fight scene: The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get - Morrissey

    Breaking Up: Bulletproof..I Wish I Was - Radiohead

    Getting back together: Children's Story -Tom Waits

    Secret Love: I Think It's Going To Rain Today - Nina Simone

    Life's okay: Heart - Pet Shop Boys

    Mental Breakdown: Panic - The Smiths

    Driving: Wake Up Dead Man - U2

    Flashback: Trampled Rose - Tom Waits

    Happy dance: Lover's In A Dream - The Fireman

    Regretting: Elevation - U2

    Spending a night alone: Only This Moment - Royksopp

    Death scene: Silence - Portishead

    Stupid moment: Couldn't You Keep That To Yourself - Ute Lemper

    Sex scene: Sick & Tired -The Cardigans

    Redemption scene: "En Gallop" - Joanna Newsom

    Hero Anthem: So Many Friends - Martha Wainwright

    Moment of Discovery: Dirtywhirl - TV On The Radio

    The Song that plays in the Trailer: Illegal - Shakira

    That is a weird-ass film right there! Some kind of work, some are terrible. And it doesn't represent my music at all. Oh well, the joys of shuffle.

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  • Desperate!

    Note: 4 all u pepl who post comments sayin "do my blog PLZ", do u know how desper8 dat makes u luk? btw, DO MY STUFF ON MY PAGE!! (kiddin)

    And that is how you talk like a scumbag on bebo. On your way.

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  • Things to do if you're bored in Tesco...

    01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
    "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    06. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
    are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
    bedding Department.

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security
    camera, use it as a mirror and pick
    your nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
    he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
    from Mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
    through,
    say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
    assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
    again!!!"

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
    loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

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    Monkey: 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016

    Characteristics: People born in the year of Monkey are intelligent and witty; They are very popular because of their remarkable nature and magnetic personality; Monkey people are versatile and extraordinary inventive, they can easily solve most of tough problems, and they can success in almost any fields; Sometimes, Monkey people are opportunist and they distrust other people.

    Best Career: good in any field.

    Marriage: most compatible with Dragon and Rat people but not compatible with Tiger and Pig people.

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    Name :   Alan J. Meehan (I)
    Nick Name :   Ping Xi Mao *is mortified*
    Birthdate :   24 April 1992
    Birthplace:   Clonmel (and yes, I do carry blades)
    Current Location:   My Living Room
    Eye Color:   Blue
    Hair Color:   Black
    Height:   5' 10
    Weight:   About 70kg. I know, purge.
    Piercings:   None
    Tatoos:   Nada
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Not right now
    Vehicle:   No
    Overused Phrase:   But ya.../But anyway...
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Yes please. Italian or Chinese
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   I'm only just 17. How dare you! ;)
    Candy:   What am I, American?
    Number:   6
    Color:   Blue (yeah typical but whatever)
    Animal:   Fish
    Drink:   Alcoholic, mixed with more alcoholic.
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Eyes
    Perfume:   Chanel No. 5. I'm a classy laydee
    TV Show:   Six Feet Under. But right now, the epic 30 Rock.
    Music Album:   "When The Pawn..." by Fiona Apple. Not one bad track.
    Movie:   Magnolia
    Actor/Actress:   Philip Seymour Hoffman/Kate Winslet
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Coke. Who asks for a Pepsi?
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds, just for the Chicken McSandwich. Mmm
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Blaaaa. Hate coffee. Hot Chocolate so.
    Kiss or Hug:   Hugs
    Dog or Cat:   Dogs scare me. Cats piss me off.
    Rap or Punk:   Punk I spose
    Summer or Winter:   Summer. Long lazy days, and driving rain.
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Serious Dramas :|
    Love or Money:   Love, as much as I enjoy the dosh
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   12 on weekdays, 4 at latest on weekends
    Most Missed Memory:   I forget, obviously
    Best phyiscal feature:   I love all my bits equally
    First Thought Waking Up:   Turn off alarm
    Ambition:   Dr. Alan Meehan PhD, in a big house. With a Bösendorfer
    Best Friends:   Father, Son and Holy Spirit *stares with huge toothy smile*
    Weakness:   Perfectionist, overly candid, bitter, vindictive, jealous...
    Fears:   Some dogs (the big ones!). Failure. Disney teenyboppers
    Longest relationship:   A month and a half. Pretty pitiful.
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   I wouldn't call them partners
    Ever been beaten up:   Kinda
    Ever beaten someone up:   Kinda
    Ever Shoplifted:   I don't think so. If I did, I was young and wild.
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   Unfortunately for you, no
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Obviously
    Been Dumped Lately:   No :(
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Does anyone care?
    Favorite Hair Color:   Colour is preferable, yes.
    Short or Long:   Short or long what?
    Height:   This tall.-------
    Style:   Wears clothes in public.
    Looks or Personality:   It'd be nice to have both
    Hot or Cute   Hute
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   This thing is shallow.
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   France. Or New Zealand. Or Japan.
    How do you want to Die:   Quickly, before I'm old and need 100 tablets a day to live
    Been to the Mall Lately:   The mall?
    Get along with your Parents:   As much as you can. Then again, I'm not difficult.
    Health Freak:   You have no idea.
    Do you think your Attractive:   I don't think I'm that ugly. Cos I've seen ugly people
    Believe in Yourself:   Not really
    Want to go to College:   Yup
    Do you Smoke:   No
    Do you Drink:   Too much
    Shower Daily:   One tries
    Been in Love:   Infatuated. Is that the same?
    Do you Sing:   Yes. With theatrical robotic dance moves.
    Want to get Married:   Totally
    Do you want Children:   Yes. And I'll engineer them to be artistic prodigies
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   On my deathbed. End on a high.
    Hate anyone:   Don't get me started...
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    My result is: American Idiot - Green Day

    You are more of a rebellious person that really doesn't follow anyone. You are kind of mixed up and all over the place, but you love it that way. You are that kind of easy breezy person, you believe in letting things go, life is too short. You love to just have fun and be the life of the party. You always make a big entrance. You also believe rules are definatly meant to be broken.
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    • Colm Curran
      Colm Curran

      Hey at least ur in college nd not stuck in the cbs:( !are many of the lads in cork?

      2 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Colm Curran
      Colm Curran

      its not as easy as they say,driving!!
      da whole square is changed too watch out 4 dat in ur test!!
      how do u get up to cork??

      4 weeks ago
    • Colm Curran
      Colm Curran

      cant wait to be in college!
      id say U.C.C is class??
      hey did i c u drivin dere 2day??

      5 weeks ago
    • Colm Curran
      Colm Curran

      haha i know yeah well at least ur nt in 6th year!!:)
      nah not much goin to U.L 2moro....
      u in college?

      6 weeks ago
    • Colm Curran
      Colm Curran

      wel Alan any news??

      6 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      luv Brian Walsh

      ya i nly got the end of that nurse thing. Seemed a bit greys anatomy except for the tyre slashing. Ill try get it on internet looks like it might be funny. Did u watch dat cork girl meave higgins i think? after it. i think shes so funny. atleast u got me to the telly to watch that anyway. Did u hand in ur leaflet bout freshers workshops yet?

      9 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      Brian Walsh

      Bit 90s dnt ya think. Bt still i luv the 'Sisterly affection' bit. I hate that actress tho. Shes in so much shitty stuff. Im gonna be goin bak up thursday. U still goin up 2moro? Cant wait to meet the rest of ppl in my apartment

      10 weeks ago
    • Lyndsey Regan
      luv Lyndsey Regan

      hey hey just wanted to return the love, we'll all have to not go to davitts again sometime lol ;)

      10 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      Brian Walsh

      well ull have to have those awkward conversations at sum stage. the lads im with are grand. I nly met 2 of em so gods knos wat the other 2 might be like.

      10 weeks ago
    • Ellie Baker
      Ellie Baker

      nah a euro for 10min! lol and yeah ive been in castlewhite a bit and it is a tad like a hospital or a prison...whichever helps you sleep at night! ive been moved up for a few days just finding my feet in cork and that. its not too bad but i didnt realise how much walking you do in a city! loll im beat! and yes budget....joy of joys....:(

      10 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      luv Brian Walsh

      i think my orientation day ends at about 5. Ya ill prob be there till thursday since my parents will be in cork that day anyway. U shud cum up wednesday night for the laugh and get into college living as soon as u can. I hope there gonna be other ppl in my apartment otherise im gonna be really bored tonight and tomoro night. I mean i cud jst go out partying alone bt a hot ass thang like me wud surely get raped or sumthin if i went out alone.

      11 weeks ago
    • Leo
      Leo

      What welcome pack? A Castlewhite one? I'm going to be back and forth with annoying frequency (and expense) over the next week or so. I'm going up on Sunday, then staying until orientation on Thursday 17th, then probably back that night, then up again the next Sunday I'd say. From then on, I'll probably end up coming home every weekend for free food and washing machines and so on and so forth, despite my great intentions to stay in Cork for longer than a week at a time.

      Orientation will start fairly early and go on until late in the afternoon/ evening. So yeah it's going to be a fairly full day. Do you know anything about this so- called Freshers Fest? It seems kind of stupid to have it during the weekend. I'll probably miss it all because of prior commitments and the inability to fund more than my 784 necessary bus trips over the next couple of weeks. I hate commuting.

      11 weeks ago
    • Ellie Baker
      luv Ellie Baker

      hells yes im loving it. you? hows castle white? shopping for myself is really bad i just buy shit and i impulse buy too much!! lol and i havent even got the internet yet, im in merchants quay using it! ah student life

      11 weeks ago
    • Leo
      Leo

      Yerra relax wujaaaa. Twas what you could have implied with the "not swine flu but..."

      Are you in Cork full time now?

      11 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      Brian Walsh

      A chinese? were u rumaging thru bins again alan? tut tut. Theres kinda very vague timetables for the day on the UCC website if u look hard enough. This thursday? I might still be up there then we can say hello to eachother. Or i cud go home on bus wednesday night. i dunno i'll c.

      11 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      luv Brian Walsh

      Sounds great if theres one thing i luv its privacy. Was there many people up there on sunday? Did u meet any of ur future apartment buddies? Im gonna go up tomorrow. Ill hav to spend the night there in order to be in UCC for 9 the next morning. I hope im not all alone there.

      11 weeks ago
    • Leo
      Leo

      ...here's hoping?

      11 weeks ago
    • Leo
      luv Leo

      Hello there, I'm not going to ask you about college because it's all I've been talking about for a long long time.

      Are you all set for....

      the impending swine flu epidemic?

      11 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      luv Brian Walsh

      Hey, Did u go to cork today? Were the apartments nice? or are u now disillusioned by the prospect of student living?

      11 weeks ago
    • Brian Walsh
      Brian Walsh

      Whered u get REJECTED from this time? Do i look like a petty criminal? No sorry i dont, ive never needed 1. Im sorry i cant help more:(

      12 weeks ago