For 1 or more players.
You will need, 1 empty Nintendo Wii box (easier said than done)

Rules

1: Stand outside argos, currys, game or any similar high street electrical retailer.

2 : Hold the empty box above you head and scream to the masses of shoppers "They've got Wiis in stock!!"

3 : 1 point scored for each customer involved in the ensuing scramble. Bonus multipliers for each police officer require to disperse the riot.

What do get if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scalar and a vector!

Two Polish investors have been invited to a test flight of Boeing's prototype blended-wing aircraft. The investors take their seats, and the plane takes off smoothly. The test goes well until the pilot points out some landmarks over to the right. The investors move over to the windows for a better look when suddenly the aircraft starts to shake violently.
The pilot manages to land the plane safely when an outraged Boeing rep asks, "What the hell just happened, Why did we almost crash?" The flight engineer turns to him and explains,"When the two Poles moved to the right-hand side of the complex plane, the system became unstable and we lost control of the aircraft."