ah yes its time for the first entry into the madness page also known as the diary, cud be a long one, im finally putting this upafter miss madcow told me a few hunded printable things we cud put up from first date hell to dancefloor disasters. since im hungover im goin to enter the first few.

bad chatup lines:
randomer to amanda: hey i seen u all alone and thought i would say hello
amanda:hi, whats ure name
randomer: john, and i must say ure hair smells nice
amanda: (raging) oh jes thanks i only wash it every day

horesracing:
me: come on number 6, yes amanda we won with a 25/1 shot
amanda: ahhhh we did number 5 remember we changed cause u taught owner was dodgy
me: oh for feck sake, we were goin be rich, 5 u bolex
amanda: firstly: he was 5/1 and secound the owner of number 5 is just beside u
me: lets get that curry now (powerwalking away from the owner

weird first dates
amanda: chris this is justin
justin: oh my god a harry potter lookalike or is it michael shanks
amanda:whispering) he is goin to kill him, think ill just step back bout 10 feet
me: jes, fairplay to ya ure only the 100th person to say that to me justina, oh i mean justin (funny enought he only lasted bout another hour. thankfully amanda didnt c that vernon kay lookalike assclown again.

bobbybrown on our own
remy zero somebody save me
salvia i walk alone
buzzcocks ever fallen in love
blessed union of souls hey leonardo
chillipeppers dani canifornia
limp bizkit behind blue eyes
linkin park one step closer

what if...

» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:
» Family:


[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you adore me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?