Martin: "I can hear the law being broken."

Teresa: "Tight pants! You made me feel Podges balls."

Podge: "I'm not drunk! I'm not even fluggerblergh."

Teresa: In hysterics laughing "Oh. My. God. Aoife! PODGE HAS A PENIS!"

Podge: "Take it from the man in the purple skirt."

Kitty: "Its a bi-polar thing. You clinics wouldnt get it."

Podge: "I thought I shit myself and had to go check."

Jack: "Is this a penguin?.....OH MY GOD IT HAS SICK ON IT!!!"

Aoife: "Can you put penguins in the washingmachine?"

Aoife&Podge: "I'm bringing sexy duck!"

Martin: "I know how to make scrambled eggs. You put the eggs in a blender..."

Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions?
mebbe

What's going on between you and the person you love?
we are watching a wedding show on living

Does anything hurt on your body?
im sick

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
podge

What are you listening to rightnow?
wedding program

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
in beds

What's the cd in your player?
deathstars

Anything annoying you right now?
im sick

What was the best thing that happened today?
got laughed at in debs dresses

What can't you wait for?
mah birthday

Is this the best year of your life?
probably

How much milk do you put in your cereal bowl?
dunno

When there are questions missing in surveys, do you come up with new ones?
no

Who pissed you off today?
no1

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
yes?

Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
no?

Have you ever made out on a bed?
yes

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
sometimes

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
yes

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
yes

What is something you currently want right now?
i have most of the things i want

How are you feeling?
SICK

Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
yes

Have you ever gotten in a drunken fight?
no

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
answered phone

Who knows you the best?
teresa

If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
wheres my ring bitch?!?

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleeplast night?
probably not

Has a boy/girl put their arm around you in the past five days?
yes

Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?
no?

What was your worst mistake in your life?
brian reilly

Does anyone hate you?
LOADSA PEOPLE

Ever been to the house of the opposite sex when no one was home?
yes

Who was the last person to disappoint you?
BOF

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
no. but i've kicked one in a wall

Wheres the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
in the middle of the hideout

Anyone annoying you right now?
not really

Anybody you're looking forward to seeing soon?
no cos podge is here

Is there a friend particularly that you miss?
yes

What will you be doing in a half hour?
dunno.

Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
bed

Are you going anywhere for the summer?
no

Do you have plans tomorrow?
town

Do you have plans for this weekend?
kings of concrete

Are you waiting for anyone to call you right now?
no

Whats a fact about the last person to have their arms around you?
he loves me

What are your chances of getting with your crush?
im with him

When was the last time you were told you were amazing?
2 seconds ago

Could you go a day without eating?
NOT A CHANCE

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
yes. but i dont. its gross

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a R?
yes

How long does it take you to shower?
10 mins

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
i love him

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
yes. shoulda jus stayed ,mates

What girl and boy can you tell everything to?
teresa and podge

When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
i try fix things

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
yes

Who do you call when you're having a bad day?
no1

What are you looking forward to most?
MY 19TH

Did you have an exciting last weekend?
no

Have you dated anyone on your top 4?
yes

Where is the person you like right now?
next to me

Do you have someone who you can rely on to never leave your side?
yes

What is the connection between you and the last person you texted?
he's a martin

What is wrong with you right now?
SICK

Do you miss the person you fell the hardest for?
wah?

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
kirk just gets his ass handed to him through the whole film, lol

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
i know
i well would tho

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
haha, i want that green bitch kirk was getting stuck into! haha

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
ewwww
she prob had aids or summit

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
she was an alien ya twat,
lol

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
AN ALIEN WITH AIDS YA GOBSHITE

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
ALIENS CANT GET AIDS! ITS A HUMAN DIEASE!
so yeah!
you just got star whacked

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
no
monkeys can get it
so

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
an EARTH diease then!

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
she was on earth!!!

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
but not from it!
her immune system would be TOTALLY different!

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
and she'd get aids easier!

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
NO!
not at all!
the bitch was green and she had a great body!
leave her alone!
lol

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
GREEN WITH AIDS

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!1

Aoife and Martini DIRTY TALKING says:
ewwwwwww
stayin away from you so

YA USED ME SKINNER says:
bahaha,