Doctor Love

roll on dancing!!!!:D

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Doctor Love
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  • weiblich, 23, Herzchen 196
  • von Ballymacaw-a huge village no one has ever heard of in waterford:o)
  • Ich bin Single
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  • Mitglied seit: March 2005
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 41 Wochen her
  • www.bebo.com/cusackruth

Über mich

Motto
can giraffes fly?????
Ich über mich
tequilla is not my friend......................b
 ut sambucca is:D
Meine bessere Hälfte
Richard Moynan

Richard Moynan

lets just say hes paying me...

Music
roll on oasis!!!!!
What i won't do...
Karaoke-lets just say even the greeks stared when i did my version of the baywatch song
Sports
well being from the classest county(who are too nice to beat other counties) i would have to like hurling...also love united(there is only 1 united). Would watch any type of sport really except for boxing and cricket-even golf is more interesting then criket...it has to win the award for saddest ppl ever
Scared Of
dont even think of tiggling me...
Happiest When
drinking bulmers(with vodka) or any type of alcohol in general, having fun with the lads, dancing, drinking, talking, drinking, and sleeping
Hates
watching or hearing people having cereal and milk really makes me want to get sick!!
Magical quotes
Ruth to people knocking on the door who said they were the guardai "come back in 5 minutes iv a stripper in my room at the moment" turns out it was the guards...
Pa "when i meet my soulmate and we decide to have kids i wont say that shes pregnant, ill say we're pregnant".
Ritchie after every sentance "nnahh, retard".
Anne"d craziest thing i ever did was i rode a cow once but it was lame so it doesnt count"
Grainne bout anne"wheres anne gone-did she find an eastern european???"

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    • Whats more disgusting??

      1. Vodka and bulmers
      2. vodka and wine
      3. flatliners (tequila and sambuca)
      4. vodka straight
      5. that raspberry cheap drink from tesco even kev wouldnt drink:L

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    • Podge and Rodge-we love you

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      Podge and Rodge Quotes

      I'm as sick as a small hospital
      I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
      She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
      Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
      My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
      He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
      He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
      As funny as a burning orphanage
      He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
      I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
      I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over)
      (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
      She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
      As busy as the Dalkey dole office
      Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
      As tight as a nun's knickers
      I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
      I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
      the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
      Up and down like a whore's knickers
      No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
      Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
      What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
      I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
      A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
      Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
      As fit as a butcher's dog
      She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
      Not even the tide would take her out
      Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
      Daz wouldn't shift her
      Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
      A sniper wouldn't take her out
      Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
      If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
      She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
      She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
      She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
      If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't let her look over the wall

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    • Offside rules for girls


      > > The offside rule explained for girls
      > >
      > > You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
      >Behind the > shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes
      >which you have seen and > which you must have.
      > >
      > > The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and
      >is eyeing > them with desire.
      > >
      > > Both of you have forgotten your purses.
      > >
      > > It would be totally rude to push in front of the first
      >woman if you > had no money to pay for the shoes.
      > >
      > > The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
      > >
      > > Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back
      >of the shop
      >
      > > and sees your dilemma.
      > >
      > > She prepares to throw her purse to you.
      > >
      > > If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round
      >the other > shopper and buy the shoes.
      > >
      > > At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other
      >shopper and, > *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around
      >the other shopper, catch
      >
      > > the purse and buy the shoes.
      > >
      > > Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been
      >thrown* it > would be plain wrong to be forward of the other
      >shopper. >
      > > There you go.
      >

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    • Only in Ireland...


      Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

      Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
      the counters.

      142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

      58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
      screwdrivers.

      13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
      fairy lights were plugged in.

      101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys
      Pulled out of the soles of their feet.

      18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
      cigarette in their mouth.

      A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
      Opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

      5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control
      Scalextric cars.

      AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst
      throwing up into the toilet!

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    • luv Aideen Foskin

      Fun night miss, suffering now though...should have wrapped up! Pics were hilarious, but keep them on your laptop! :) xxx

      16 Wochen her
    • luv Aideen Foskin

      Have fun on hols hun,xxx

      26 Wochen her
    • Shane Walsh
      Shane Walsh

      well girl . meet ur sis out last night! congratulations on the exams!!!! enjoy the travels around europe.
      Later

      26 Wochen her
    • Antos Babygirl
      Antos Babygirl

      hey ruth how r you havnt seen u in yrs how r things??

      30 Wochen her
    • luv Aideen Foskin

      I am using the internet before I leave home and head to Ring, ugh...I have to turn away from cyber world now for the next two weeks...Was lovely to see you last night, thanks for the cute pressie! Where did u disappear to thou? We were searching for you for ages!!!

      33 Wochen her
    • luv Aideen Foskin

      Looking forward to the weekend miss, and finally giving you your xmas pressie!!!

      34 Wochen her
    • Lisa Heffernan
      luv Lisa Heffernan

      hello there missey!! im back in the motherland, so that means i must see young ruth next time she ventures down to ye olde waterford. i have many the stories for you!

      37 Wochen her
    • luv Aideen Foskin

      Girl we need to catch up soon! :D When are u next home? Sorry there's so much going on at the mo! Where are you for Paddy's day? xxx

      39 Wochen her
    • luv Aideen Foskin

      Ah see I knew one of these days was your birthday, but I couldn't remember the exacty date, Im sorry hun, im a looser friend. Hope last night was geat fun,xxx Belated happy birthday love

      41 Wochen her
    • luv Aideen Foskin

      Hey miss, just on bebo there and saw your comment...ah I would have come out last night if I had known! Was in Cork friday night for Aine's birthday!

      Canot wait for Madrid, so so excited now!
      Did u get my text during the week??? xxx

      41 Wochen her
    • Caroline O'Byrne
      luv Caroline O'Byrne

      yoohoo happy birthday 2 you :D
      hope u have a great one im looking over stuff 4 2moros exam but ill txt u after

      how bouot nxt weekend?

      42 Wochen her
    • Bob Jacques
      Bob Jacques

      not sunday morning, i've work sunday night at 12 til 8 monday morning:) how shit is that:)

      42 Wochen her
    • Bob Jacques
      Bob Jacques

      ah sure i should be anyway, gonna head tonight too so i should be in pieces when i go to work sunday night at 12:) damn nightshift. when will you be back up around these parts?

      42 Wochen her
    • Martin Davoren
      luv Martin Davoren

      have i seen you before??
      are you that girl that pimps yourself out to the workers at centra?
      plays the drums maybe??

      no??

      guitar?

      you around the weekend? tea?

      take my love.....vulture

      42 Wochen her
    • Bob Jacques
      luv Bob Jacques

      well i must say you did your fair share of posing too:) had a look at the pictures, cant remember bein in half of them:) how are you anyway?

      42 Wochen her