Wut Would You Do if...
i Cried:
i Said i Liked You:
i Wus Hospitalized:
i Ran Away From Home:
i Got Dumped:
i Pissed You Off:

Wut Do You Think of Mah...
Personality:
Eyes:
Humor:
Familia:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be Mah Friend:
Tell Me Thu Truth No Matter Wut:
Lie To MeTo Make Me Feel Better:
Spread Rumors About Me:
Keep A Secret if i ToldYou One:
Hold Mah Hand:
Keep in Touch:
Solve Mah Problems:
Love Me:
Makeout With Me:
Hold Me in Times of Need:
Have Sex With Me:
Ditch Me:
Use Me:
Date Me:

Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Mexican man there.As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The Mexican man turned around and stood up.He then said:

"listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was BROWN, "

"When i grew up, i was BROWN, "

"When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "

"When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, "

"When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, "

"When i die, i'll be BROWN."

But you pendejo...."

"When you're born, you're pink, "

"When you grow up, you're white, "

"When you're sick, you're green, "

"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "

"When you're cold, you turn blue, "

"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

"Chinga tu madre, puto!!!



If ur a real mexican pass this on to 15 tru mexicans u know...keep the brown pride goin'
or if ur white and think that this is freaking hilarious and true keep sending

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.

I don't care if you are a guy or a girl!

Just read this, it will make a difference.

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb-ass cuz she thinks shes

stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you

she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important.

Don't talk about other girls around her

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:

"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"


If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you

Kiss you

Love you

Text you


Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.

Girls post as: "A real boyfriend "

and if you do not re-post this within 3 minute

you'll have bad luck

with the one you love

--I dont believe in chain letters but this is true lol