Choose Leith, choose not winning the cup for over 105 years, choose Gareth Evans,choose a disabled fan’s carer running on to the park for a sly kick at Stuart Dougal, choose £2.99 for 3 litres, choose the smell wafting from the Seafield sewage works over the Links each morning, choose loosing to a bunch of Lithuanian waiters in the Inter Tattie cup, choose entering the Inter tattie cup in the first place, choose Jocky Scott, choose dirty needles, choose not selling out the biggest match in your club's history, choose having the worst derby record in the entire world, choose Joe Tortolano, choose making a big deal about being “the first to wear the green” like it actually matters, choose being one day away from being closed down by your biggest rivals, choose looking like you ran out of peroxide half way through, choose being ‘classy’ when 96% of your your support is made up of chavs, choose singing songs poking fun at refugees, choose trying to kid people into believing that you’ve always played good football when the truth is that you’ve been absolutely shite for 30 years, choose the Leith San Giro, choose thinking your players age is lower than Peter Pan, choose going on and on and on and incessantly on about a game that occurred before most of you were born, choose the Loch Inn, choose getting humped 5-1 by some Ukranian team whose name nobody can pronounce, choose hiring an open-top bus for a cup final against a diddy team and then proceeding to lose the match, choose loosing 30,000 ‘fans’ on the way home from said cup final, choose thinking Portobello beach is the Copacabana and Easter Road is the Maracana, choose going 2 goals up after 92 minutes of a New Years day derby match and still not winning, choose your derby rivals having won more derby matches at your (crap) ground than you have, choose to go on and on about once beating Real Madrid in a friendly match, choose running on the park for a sly kick at Andy Goram, choose Salamander Street, choose Derek Riordan, choose going 22 games in a row without beating your biggest rivals,choose making a big deal about a scoreboard that worked for a month, choose Alex Miller, choose incessantly going on about how some shady Russian is going to sell Tynecastle and shut Hearts down only to look on in horror as he invests heavily in the team, writes off millions of pounds of debt and builds a new main stand, choose Alec McLeish, choose Burberry caps, skiddy pants and shell-suits, choose having a squint mohawk, choose thinking that ‘Sunshine on Leith’ is not dreadful, choose hero worshipping Ivan "headless chicken"/"run Forest run" Sproule, choose to get relegated the week before your biggest rivals win the Scottish Cup, choose John Robertson scoring 27 goals against you, choose Wayne Foster actually scoring a goal against you and putting you out of the cup into the bargain, choose Blobby Williamson, choose hiring a manager with a monkeys head, choose worshipping and buying a decanter for a manager who only won one match, choose defending your club captain for urinating in a charity shop doorway after a team night out at a strip club, choose thinking that the term ‘yam’ is even slightly offensive or amusing in any way, shape, or form, choose an inferiority complex, choose Tam McManus, choose buckfast in the morning, choose being the most ungracious losers in Christendom, choose the cow-shed, choose going out of business when Celtic nicked all your players, choose running on to the pitch to celebrate your first derby win in 10 years only to be chased off again by the visiting support, choose living in the shadows of your neighbours for 131 years and forever knowing that YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE WEE TEAM!, choose the Proclaimers, choose John Leslie, choose Hibs!

1. Last beverage:
Diet Coke (That Counts Eh?)

2. Last phone call:
My Step Mum

3. Last voice message:
The Hospital, Whoops!

4. Last CD played:
Mp3 CD I Made

5. Last time you cried:
Uhm, Week Or So Ago

SIX HAVE YOU EVERS:

1. Dated someone twice:
Yush Lol

2. Been cheated on?
Yes & No, It's Complicated

4. Lost someone special?
Yes, Lots

5. Been depressed:
Ooooh Yes

6. Been drunk and thrown up?:
Only Twice! Lol

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:

1. Pink

2. Lilic

3. Silver

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU

1. Made a new friend:
Yeah, A Few

2. Fallen out of love:
Yes, With Food Lol

3. Laughed until you cried:
Yeah, Earlier Lol

4. Met someone who changed your life:
Not In The Last Month I Dont Think

5. Found out who your true friends were:
Nah, I Know Who They Are Already!

6. Is there something you want to tell someone:
I Wanna Tell People Things All The Time But Theyre Never Important!

7. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends:
Done A Few Already Haha

8. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?
All Of Them I Think

Question Number 9's Went Walkies Lol

10. Do you have any pets?
A Hamster Called Fudge

11. Do you wanna change your name?
Yer Lol Dont Most People?

12. What did you do for your last birthday?
Errrmmm.. Went Out With Friends, But Went Home Early Lol

13. What time did you wake up today?:
Woke Up At 3.22am! Got Outta Bed At Half 8 Tho

14. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
Watchin CSI

15. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Birth Of My Baby

16. Last time you saw your father?
He's Sleepin On The Sofa The Now Haha

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
Nothin Really, No Point Wantin To Change Somethin You Cant & Havin Regrets Only Makes Life Seem Worse

18.What are you listening to right now?
Football Commentry (Bad Spellin)

19. Have you ever talked to Tom?
Tom, Dick & Harry Are My Best Mates

20? what age will u be on your next birthday ?
21 Baby!

21. First person that comes to mind is?
Liam

22. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?: A Skirt, Top And Boots From Amanda On Sat Cause I Wasn't Plannin On Goin Out N Ended Up Going

23. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
No-one

24. Most visited webpage? :
Bebo Lol

25. Coke or Pepsi?:
Coke (Diet )

26. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
Yeah, Earlier And It Was Good Too Lol

General
Name: Liam
Middle name: Ross
D.O.B: 26.11.05
Sex: Male
Time: 10.19am
Weight: 8lb 9oz
Length: 53cms I Think LoL
Their eye color: Blue
Their hair color: Brown When First Born
Natural birth or Caesarean: Forceps
Born early, on the due date, after the due date: Day Over
Mum's name: Lesley
Dad's name: Euan
Grand Parents: Mary, Stan, Alison, Archie
Great Grand Parents: Irene, Davie, Alan
God Parents: None Yet

Firsts
Time at home: 29.11.05
Bath: 27.11.05
Smile: 3 Months Roughly For A Proper Smile
Slept through the night: Bout 6 Weeks
Sat up alone: Pass
Ate solid food: 4 N A Half Months
First tooth: Waited Ages!! Bout 13 Months Old Lol
Crawled: Pass
Pulled themselves up: No Idea
Stood up unsupported: About A Year Roughly
First steps: 13/14 Months
Spoke first word: Can't Remember
First word was: Mamamama LoL
Said mummy: - I Don't Get Mummy, Get Mumumum

Other
Who was at the birth of your child: Pfft, Bout 10 Medical Staff, Maybe More And Euan
Did you get your child christened: No
How old were you when you had your child: 18
Did you want a girl or a boy: Didn't Mind
Are you still with your childs father: Yes
Whats was your parents reaction: Cracked Open The Bevy
How far along when you knew: 4 Weeks
Did you have morning sickness: Nope
How long was your labor: 37 Hours In Total
Age when you got pregnant: 18
Does your child look like you or their dad: Me
Whats your childs favorite things to do: Make A Mess Lol
Do they like stories: Sometimes, Sometimes Just Likes The Pictures
Do they like tv: Not Really, Some Ads Catch His Attention Tho (Gas Ad With The Wee Flames )

food: - Milkybar Buttons Haha
toys: Winnie the Pooh!!!
color:- Gonna Say Yellow Like Pooh Bear But Could Be Anythin
tv program: - MTV Dance Or Jeremy Kyle (Watches What Mum Watches Haha)

Future
Do you want more children: Deffo
Do you plan anymore children soon: One On The Way!!
How many children would you like: Lots But Realisticly Dunno
Future childrens names: Nicole, Shannon