1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could"nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17..Anything 2 say b4 u go

Cripps: "I am the red bull"
" I love your red belt- is it leather? back in the war, they used to use your belts for the machinery"
"I love your wellies, is that so that if you fall upside down in the snow, people will be able to find you?"
(sings) "god bless you mr chamberlain"
" Thats crackerjack that is"
"Anyone want some holes....."

Abby: " Why would people want to put soy in their coffee- isnt that what you use for stir fry?"
" I didnt know that bats had babies"
" Do you think a whale could jump up and squish scotland?"
" i didnt know that buffalos dont have wings"

Chelle: " If i hadnt been on my own i would have retreated"
" i havent seen you in zebras"
" Calm down, calm down we are the rejects "
" stop being like a new born donkey"

Sarah k:" i think im phycic- i have a second cent"
" Calum nearly died......."
Sarahs dad (whilst reading bus timetable) " Is it stagecoach which normally comes?
Sarah " No its normally a bus you idiot"

Eileen( sarahs mum) on way to sarahs from belladrum
" Oh look at those tents"
Sarah " mum, shut up, theyre sheep"

Jennifer, to the wee brats in our school "You lot are lucky i dont have a knife"

A normal lunch time conversation.
Chelle pulls face
Jennifer laughs
chelle " wat are you laughing at?"
Jennifer does overexaggerated impression
Chelle " when did i do..." does even more overexaggerated impression
Jennifer " i did not do...." the overexxagerating continues
Chelle, whilst on the floor laughing " Come on, i did not do..."
You get the picture hahahaha

Today at private studies
Abby " what animal has a really weird lookin face?"
Jennifer " you!!!"

Nonane " id give him my potato any day"

Chelles laughing about the poatato famine
Nonane "Chelle its not funny, millions died in Ireland because of it!!"
Chelles crying due to a fat back
Nonane ever supportive "Can't you cry about a real problem, like world poverty!"

Fifi " i cant be bothered with all this escalator maklarke"

One day in re..... lauren fisher is laughing, she reads
" Young boy in mexico has to be carried through streets by his friend, because his crutches were stolen while he slept"
We all laugh uncontrollably
Ross " it was probably jenny who stole them"

At lunch, out in the sun
Chelle "i just want to combust"
Abby "I can see chelle being an old brown wrinkley leathery woman when shes older"
Chelle "Fuck off- i'll get surgery!!!"

Mr smith " Whats that?
Me " red bull, im checking its date, i feel sick."
Smith " do you need a fix?......
Members of the council walk in with mr macsween.... smith continues
........ because ill give you a fag if you want?"

me, in work in a hungover state
" would you like a little jug of white milk?"
customer " why what other colours of milk do you have?"

LAUREN'S PARTY- HIGHLY QUOTABLE

Me " Fresh air is NOT your friend!"
Chelle "Air is 80% Nitrogen 20% Oxygen and 0.6% carbon dioxide!"
Me "Chelle....... im dumb, i dont care!"
Chelle whiney voice "Jenny, Pleassseeeee don't be like that!!!"

Steven says to chris, who is getting dragged through living room
" Chris you need to go to bed, you're fucking wrecked man"
Chris whines " Nooooooooooooo, i can't..... im playing a drinking game!!!!"
Ross punches floor laughing... i think he left a dent!

Me and chelle " Awwwwwwww alan you're soooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!"
Alan " I am NOT cute, im tough!!!"

Chris in the morning, rising from his sick bucket
makes a gargling noise
Ross "Do you want anything?"
Chris "Vodka"

when he finally gets up from the kitchen floor and goes to the door
" I just want to go home to my bed.... but my mum will probably make me do jobs"

STEVEN ROSS THROWS EGG ON CARPET....seriously you just had to be there.

Kris party

me " ross you're on my foot"
Ross "Nah, i doubt it"
Me " no seriously you are"

Calum "