Barry Ho
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Garçon, 25,
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- Membre depuis: May 2006
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- Tout sur moi
- So my boring life story. Born in Hong Kong 09/84. Moved to Scotland aged 5. Moved from Saltcoats, Auchinleck, Saltcoats to Ayr, getting into fights in every school and got lifted once. But somehow I became a prefect and house captain at Ayr Academy.
From then on, I kind of became a good boy, fluked some exams results, earned a shiny trophy and became the guy you all now know me to be.
Going to Glasgow Uni and failing exams every year partly down to you guys, I randomly became The Legend in 3rd year Sport Science. God knows how.
Having failed my final exam, i thought i might as well spend summer being a complete loser by joining bebo.
Then I wasted a year at Paisley Uni before now going to Glasgow Caley to do Pharmacology...
And yep! I'm still failing exams!
Amen!
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- Usually indie, rock, rap - Arctic Monkeys, Embrace, Green Day, Guns N Roses, Jimmy Eat World, The Eagles, The Killers, 2 Pac, DMX, Snoop Dogg, most upbeat stuff and random theme tunes. Used to love Michael Jackson and Will Smith. Been to T in the park, Westwood, Busta Rhymes, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Coolio, Liberty X, Tenacious D and more recently Snow Patrol.
- TV
- Jet Li films, old Jackie Chan, most action films, Doctor Who, Chewin the Fat, Bo Selecta, Monty Pythons, Nike adverts, Power Rangers (at least i used to) Cartoons - South Park, The Simpsons, Looney Tunes, Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog - and anything funny
- Sports
- Football, Pool, Basketball and any other sports which are sporty. Basically I've tried most sports. I should also note that I did Sports Science - the only sport I never seem to get good at.
- Hobbies
- Partying, having fun, running and keeping fit, disliking england and killie, playing FIFA and Final Fantasy games, music, my guitars, drawing, playing board games because I hardly get beat and definitely sleeping.
- Football
- Ayr United, Scotland, Brazil, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo (the Brazilian) a few years ago, Kaka and anyone with silky skills etc unless they are English. Oh wait England don't have any.
- Dislikes
- Spiders - thats when you grab your ammo and attack them with water pistols, water bombs, stink bombs, pellets, bullets, shotguns, air rifles, samurai swords and whatever else comes to hand and shout DIE B**TART DIE!!! So anyway, I also hate working, not sleeping, Neds, Junkies, my car getting hurt and seaguls sh**ting on my car especially after i have just cleaned it.
- My claim to fame
- I have the same birthday as Gwyneth Paltrow and Hilary Duff. Oh yeah! Of course Haribo stole my theme tune. Damn them!
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Amanda Forbes
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Sally Ho
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Short stories about men and why they need women
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That is a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and drink beer and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
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A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"0 commentaires 1242 jours
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Many non-living things have a gender
1) Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyre - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control - Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Words women use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she think you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.0 commentaires 1273 jours
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Il y a 8 semaines
Terri
love for barry as i annoyed the crap outta u with my coffee burst... who knew coffee made me tht way!
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Karen Marshall
hey did u hv a gd birthday? im jst wrkin in HMV at the moment while i decide whether i want 2go travellin again or not! wat u up2? xx
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Caitlin Dudley
Thanks barry!! and happy birthday to u to!! will never forget when u bought me the cake
what r u up to these days? i'm travelling in new zeland at the mo but will be home by xmas!hope ur well xxx
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Il y a 11 semaines
Terri
Ta muchly for keeping me company.. great as normal!!
I'm not kiddin about toastie marker in my locker!!!!
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Il y a 12 semaines
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TerriIl y a 12 semaines
hey hey!!
how was the exams?
what u been up to??
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Scott BrownIl y a 17 semainesHey man. Cheers. Don't worry about it, the bbq wasn't really for my birthday, the dates are a coincidence! Just wanted a bbq with no attached fuss!
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Il y a 18 semaines
Amanda Forbes
heres some love for u on the rare occasion im on bebo .iv promoted u to top friend so u better do the same for me or ul get a double puni for that lol xxx
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Il y a 18 semaines
Terri
thanks. much appreciated.
your vid is a wee bit weird and now im sure i will have that tune stuck in my head.
studying hard?? when are they??
when im back me n amanda will help u out.
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Sanjay
Got beat two one the other nite and one nil yesterday , albion rovers are down next saturday in the cup u going ?
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Il y a 19 semaines
Terri
aww thanks dear.
just relaxing.. been going to the gym as well... blooming arms have been sore for thre days lol i suppose that means what i am doing is working and i am a weakling lol
what u been up to??
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Il y a 22 semaines
Terri
hey hey.. sorry about leaving in a hurry. bf turned it off cos it sed u were offline. and the internet generally have a mind of its own n disconnects me all the time
heres some love to try and make it up to u xxx
easy easy won f all n never will :p
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