What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit.
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug...
Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.
But if you've been killed by crystal meth tweakerrrrss... Then we're s##t out of luck

1986 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was Boris Gardiner - I Want To Wake Up With You
1987 On your 1st birthday Michael Jackson - I Just Can't Stop Loving You "
1988 On your 2nd birthday The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother
1989 On your 3rd birthday Jive Bunny - Swing The Mood "
1990 On your 4th birthday Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
1991 On your 5th birthday Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
1992 On your 6th birthday Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
1993 On your 7th birthday Culture - Beat Mr Vain "
1994 On your 8th birthday Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around
1995 On your 9th birthday Blur - Country House
1996 On your 10th birthday Spice Girls - Wannabe
1997 On your 11th birthday Will Smith - Men In Black
1998 On your 12th birthday Boyzone - No Matter What
1999 On your 13th birthday Geri Halliwell - Mi Chico Latino
2000 On your 14th birthday Spiller - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)
2001 On your 15th birthday 5ive - Let's Dance
2002 On your 16th birthday Sugababes - Round Round
2003 On your 17th birthday Blu Cantrell featuring Sean Paul - Breathe
2004 On your 18th birthday Natasha Bedingfield - These Words
2005 On your 19th birthday McFly - I'll Be OK
2006 On your 20th birthday Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie
2007 On your 21st birthday Kanye West - Stronger
2008 On your 22nd birthday Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl

1986 On your birthdate the No. 1 album was Various artist - Now, That's What I Call Music 7
1987 On your 1st birthday Various artist - Hits 6 "
1988 On your 2nd birthday Kylie Minogue - Kylie - The Album
1989 On your 3rd birthday Gloria Estefan - Cuts Both Ways
1990 On your 4th birthday Elton John - Sleeping With The Past
1991 On your 5th birthday Metallica- Metallica
1992 On your 6th birthday Genesis - We Can't Dance
1993 On your 7th birthday UB40- Promises And Lies
1994 On your 8th birthday Prince - Come
1995 On your 9th birthday Black Grape - It's Great When You're Straight…Yeah
1996 On your 10th birthday Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill
1997 On your 11th birthday Texas - White On Blonde
1998 On your 12th birthday Corrs - Talk On Corners
1999 On your 13th birthday Travis - The Man Who
2000 On your 14th birthday Craig David - Born To It
2001 On your 15th birthday David Gray - White Ladder
2002 On your 16th birthday Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
2003 On your 17th birthday Eva Cassidy - American Tune
2004 On your 18th birthday Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane
2005 On your 19th birthday James Blunt - Back To Bedlam
2006 On your 20th birthday Christina Aguilera - Back To Basics
2007 On your 21st birthday Elvis Presley - The King
2008 On your 22nd birthday The Script - The Script

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the
rule of thumb'.

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred
and Wilma Flintstone

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law
with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the
phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase
inspired by this practice.

Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can read it..........

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.



Amazing huh?

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow