FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mum

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

Would you??

.Go out with me?
.Give me your number?
.Kiss me?
.Let me kiss you?
.Watch a movie with me?
.Let me take you out to dinner?
.Take a shower with me?
.Have a fling with me?
.Take me home for the night?
.Would you let me sleep in your bed?
.Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
.Give me a piggyback ride?
.Have a relationship with me?
.Dance with me?
.Help me with homework?
.Tickle me to death?
.Let me tickle you?
.Stick up for me if i was being put down?
.Say yes if i asked you out?
.Get wasted with me?
.Instant message me?
.Greet me in public?
.Hang out with me?
.Bring me around your friends?
.Go swimming with me?

give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse or ur huse?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
14. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
15. do u like my style?
16. do u think im funie?
17. do u care about me?
18. would u dance wit me?
19. would u sing happy b'day 2 me