Mark Middleton

2 weeks till post graduate induction week at uni. Where has the summer gone

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Me, Myself, and I
well i wont use this much probabilly

if you know me ill add you .. i think lol

and if you know me then not much point telling you bout me
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loads
Movies
only ones i star in
Sports
wii sports
Scared Of
dentists and monsters
Happiest When
its not raining

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  • Virgin Mary in US hospital window


    A Catholic hospital is trying to figure out what to do with a window in which some Catholics claim to see an image of the Virgin Mary.
    Hundreds of faithful gathered last October to view the second-story office window at Mercy Medical Center in Springfield, about 80 miles (128 kilometers) west of Boston. They wept and prayed.
    The hospital removed the window after the crush of visitors caused traffic problems. It's storing the window at a secret location. :O :O :O :L :L :L

    0 Commentaren 194 dagen

  • genuine e-mail from uni talk about causing a panic

    From: uninews@gcal.ac.uk
    To: isd@gcal.ac.uk
    Date: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:29:44 +0100
    Subject: FW: Swine flu: precautionary measures
    Dear students,

    You will be aware that the World Health Organisation has raised its pandemic threat alert to level four (increased human to human transition) for the swine flu virus.

    While the threat to the public in Scotland remains low, people should take simple precautionary measures to help ensure that remains the case.

    For that reason, I wanted to share with you the latest advice from the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and from Health Protection Scotland.

    Currently, the Foreign and Commonwealth Office is advising against all but essential travel to Mexico. The University strongly endorses this stance and is advising against anyone travelling to Mexico for university activities at this time.

    There are currently no restrictions on visiting other countries affected by the swine flu outbreak. However the latest travel advice will be posted on the Foreign and Commonwealth Office website (http://www.fco.gov.uk/en) and you should check this site for updates if you plan to travel to any affected area.

    The following recommendations should help you to reduce your risk of infection and help you to stay healthy.

    Influenza is a disease that is spread through contact with respiratory secretions. To minimise contact with respiratory secretions you should ensure that you:

    • Wash your hands frequently with soap and water or use an alcohol based hand gel where soap and water in unavailable;
    • Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze and dispose of tissue promptly and considerately;
    • Ensure that you wash your hands after coughing or sneezing;
    • Make sure your friends and family follow this advice;

    If you have to travel, be aware of the health advice from local government at your destination as this will alert you to any changes in the situation during your travels.

    If you have to travel and feel unwell during your visit to an affected area with fever and other influenza like symptoms such as generalised aches and pains, cough and sore throat you should seek medical attention as soon as possible. If you think you may be ill, it is important to limit contact with other individuals to avoid spreading any illness.

    If you are a returning traveller from an affected area you should monitor your health closely for seven days following your trip. If you feel ill with fever and other influenza like symptoms, you should stay at home and telephone your GP, or NHS 24 on 0845 4 242424.

    I will keep everyone updated should the situation change.


    Jan Hulme
    University Secretary



    Glasgow Caledonian University is a registered Scottish charity, number SC021474

    2 Commentaren 214 dagen

  • my personality test



    Here are the results in more detail. They reflect the degree to which you’re influenced by the 8 core personality traits and are shown in order of prevalence. Hopefully there aren't too many surprises!



    Reserved
    You’re equally happy in your own company as you are in the company of true friends. Rather than raucous nights on the town, you enjoy pursuing hobbies and like nothing more than sharing interests and intimate conversation with the special people in your life. You avoid large groups and gatherings where you’d be expected to be the centre of attention but you enjoy occasional parties – especially when you know every face in the room. You don’t find it easy to approach a stranger but will come across as polite if introduced by a friend.


    Sensitive
    Because you’re a sensitive soul inside, you can sometimes present a seemingly impervious outer-shell to protect yourself from psychological slings and arrows. You may be tempted to ‘fire the first shot’ in order to deflect any criticism even before it happens. Being sensitive – especially to the feelings of others - is a very attractive quality and displaying your soft side may bring out feelings of protectiveness in others.


    Unassuming
    You don’t seek the limelight and can be a little unnerved if you find yourself at the centre of attention. You are most comfortable in the company of people you know and thrive in familiar environments and situations. At times, your self-belief may falter and you may be tempted to rely on friends and loved ones for strength and confidence especially if you are unsure about a situation. If people close to you offer you reassurance and approval your confidence soars.


    Cautious
    On the whole, you’ll believe in someone’s integrity until proved otherwise but you won’t give others as long a rope as your more trusting friends. Life experience has taught you that you should be on your guard and opening up too soon could leave you vulnerable to being hurt. You will expect a new partner to earn your trust and you may take some time to trust someone new. Once trust is in place you’ll feel relaxed and this will make any partner feel secure in the relationship.


    Tentative
    You won’t be walked over by anyone but you won’t cause any scenes either. You may come across as indecisive but that could be because you prefer others to take control. You are fairly easy-going and your laid-back approach may present as lazy or uncaring. Being put on the spot makes you feel uncomfortable so if you need to make a decision you like to take your time and weigh things up. Even then, you may want to leave your suggestions open to debate – a trait others may see as fair-minded, team-spirited and inclusive.


    Innovative
    You certainly can’t be accused of being stuck in your ways. You are flexible and able to embrace change. Although you abide by the laws of the land, behind the scenes you have your own ideas about how things should be done. You would consider yourself to be a moderate thinker and take a balanced and accommodating view of the world around you.


    Measured
    You may daydream about jacking in the day job and traveling the world but deep down you know that this would cause you to spiral into panic mode. You are happier when you have a plan – albeit a flexible one. You can use routine as a security blanket and don’t enjoy being caught off-guard. You prefer to know where you stand with others. Although romantic gestures such as a weekend away or a dinner date may thrill you, you’d like at least 24 hours notice of them.


    Optimistic
    On the whole you have a sunny outlook on life. If set-backs happen you may spend a moment licking your wounds but will quickly dust yourself down and get on track. Others find your attitude quite inspirational and you may find friends seek your advice. You take a balanced view on most things and will always err on the side of hope and positivity rather than bro

    1 Commentaar 217 dagen

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Name :   mark middleton
Nick Name :   danny
Birthdate :   21.07.69
Birthplace:   bangour hospital
Current Location:   paisley ( its shit)
Eye Color:   blue/green
Hair Color:   black
Height:   5'7
Weight:   fat
Piercings:   yuck
Tatoos:   ouch
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   aye
Vehicle:   307... nisan note in june 09
Overused Phrase:   she is a truck stop slut
FAVORITES
Food:   chineese
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   many
Candy:   turkish delight
Number:   666
Color:   black
Animal:   dugs
Drink:   not alcohol
Body Part on Opposite sex:   ewww please
Perfume:   naw
TV Show:   most haunted
Music Album:   various
Movie:   the hunt for red october
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   diet
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   neither
Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   hot choc marshmallows cream
Kiss or Hug:   yuck
Dog or Cat:   dug
Rap or Punk:   yuck dance all the way
Summer or Winter:   summers in egypt or turkey or greece
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny
Love or Money:   what is love but a second hand emmotion
YOUR...
Bedtime:   sleeping
Most Missed Memory:   essential nigt club manchester ;)
Best phyiscal feature:   smile
First Thought Waking Up:   too early
Ambition:   to have to body of a sex god
Best Friends:    robert n billy
Weakness:   shyness
Fears:   dying alone
Longest relationship:   7yrs ( current)
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   ummmm ...
Ever been beaten up:   no
Ever beaten someone up:   umm...
Ever Shoplifted:   naw
Ever Skinny Dipped:   lol aye
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yuck lol
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue /brown
Favorite Hair Color:   blonde
Short or Long:   hmmm depends
Height:   bout the same as me
Style:   ned please yum yum
Looks or Personality:   personality of course looks fade
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   in between
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   lebanon but no chance of that thanks isreal
How do you want to Die:   i dont
Been to the Mall Lately:   yup
Get along with your Parents:   hmmmm some times
Health Freak:   lol no
Do you think your Attractive:   definatley not
Believe in Yourself:   nope
Want to go to College:   been
Do you Smoke:   nope
Do you Drink:   nope
Shower Daily:   of course
Been in Love:   what is love ?
Do you Sing:   badly
Want to get Married:   naw
Do you want Children:   naw
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   LOL i think i was still at school
Hate anyone:   colin my little prick of an x LOL
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  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    have a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rid yin since its sunday :L :L

    11 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    randomness ./... total randomness!!!

    11 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    Maryellen Mckenzie

    Flat going well.... apart fae STILL waiting for asbestos test >:( other than that aye... alls good :DD :DD

    hows things with you?

    13 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    wiggle your willie, waggle your wanger, wobble your wobbly bits wicked wednesday :DD :DD

    13 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    wiggle your willie wednesday yay....:DD :DD :DD

    14 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    slap me silly, call me susan and shove a sausage up a soldier saturday !!! :DD :DD :DD

    15 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    sizzling suck ma sausage and spank me silly saturday woohoo....!

    16 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    heeeeeeeeeellooooooooooooooooooooo
     oooooo

    the move went okay, thats me in at least, now gettign all the wee bits and bobs that make a house now lol....

    17 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    Maryellen Mckenzie

    pure as driven slush more like lol....... PMSL you crack me up :L :L :L

    18 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    oh naughty canny wait to see the pics of you in amsterdam..... go to the sex museum ;)

    18 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    Happy birthday to you

    Happy birthday to you

    Happy 40th BIRTHDAY dear Mark

    Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     u!

    18 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    Maryellen Mckenzie

    Flat coming along very VERY slowly, all the walls were a really shitty chocolate broon colour that has taken me at leat 7 coats of paint to cover..........>:(

    going for wallpaper for living room as i canny be bothered painting them anymore :L

    19 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    Fuck me frisky friday

    19 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    PMSL happy thril me, tickle me, tackle me then thrash me tuesday :L :L

    19 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    Manic Monday manky coloured red heart kinda stuff lusty LOL

    19 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    Maryellen Mckenzie

    Still part of Wishaw, just another wee subsection of it called.....

    see your private mail!!

    20 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    PMSL @ dungarees lol

    21 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    the guys was a w@nk big time, what was to get over PMSL.... just hope he fecking reads that, if he feels as if he's left a lasting impression on me, FPMSL, he nearly turned me lesbian :L :L

    21 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    luv Maryellen Mckenzie

    ah but this ex was in particular a true fanny baws lol... hurt when we split, but best move EVER as i found out :L :L

    well over tha w@nk3r :L :L

    now have a look at these new emotes....

    this one :*

    and this one

    still luv these ones though o_O [moon] :P ;o 8) :L :L

    21 weken geleden
  • Maryellen Mckenzie
    Maryellen Mckenzie

    av heard good reviews of it, might head through maself when am off on ma hols :D

    22 weken geleden