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currently
balls deep in zone reality. fuck me mate fuck me.
And I'm replacing you with...
nothing void gone cya
moneys.
falling through the fingers
Scared Of
this zone reality shit. fuck me mate.

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  • all of today

    the bottocks chafed painfully.
    fluff from my chav-style tracksuit bottoms accumulated in such great degree that discomfort was felt. ow.

    thankyou.

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  • Today

    Back to the midlands. Gotta be a beast at any costs.
    The resident fortune teller Gypsy in my place of work bequeathed me with some lucky gems to get me off his back for a while. Ho HO HO. lucky gems baby. aw yeah.

    "oh wow" and "holy shit" I hear them say !

    "how come this guy has all the luck ??"

    "he must be the luckiest mofo on the planet"

    "Gee WoW ! ! !"

    so, Am I the luckiest huMAN on the planet ??

    well.. THat's a loaded question. and.. To be honest, for legal reasons, I can't say if I am, precisely the luckiest man on earth. But what I can tell you is certain cause your brain to quiver with envy and awe. well, to be honest, It all started a long time ago, as I journeyed across the planes of the Sahara. Me and Jim, My faithful friend, donkey and sidekick.
    Jim had been complaining for the last twenty nine thousand minutes regarding the inequality of work load in our duo. Enough was enough.
    I Agilely dismounted, my fur covered, anorexic friend, as the leather carressing my handsome, well molded buttocks glistened majestically in the sun.
    He collapsed.
    With awe.
    at my mighty buttocks.
    "Jim" I said, "You see these badboys ?"
    Jim nodded regretfully, his legs sprawled out in all four directions, his hooves planted in the sand. His dull gray coat, matted with dried mud revealed bony hip bones and too much rib cage.
    "well, Some people don't have buns like these. It's not that it's impossible for them. it's just that... they don't know how. they never will. the world won't allow them to posses the knowledge. Earth's spirit won't engage with them."
    I turned around and looked Jim right in his enormous bloodshot, tenacious and tenacious eye.
    "Jim, Some people have to work for them"
    Tears ran down his nose in torrents, dripping off the tip of his snout, creating tiny brown spots in the sand.
    "and some of us are lucky enough to just 'have' them".


    I wrote this work in early 2003. Never managed to get it published. No idea why.

    What this story illustrates.
    Is..

    the power of the beads.

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  • ALSO

    on a slightly complimentary note;
    If I was a simpson's charecter I'd be marge. Surprise Surprise.

    0 comentarios 643 días

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    • Jenny Super Star O'Connor
      luv Jenny Super Star O'Connor

      mexico?! seriously?

      where you guys gonna be? i´m heading into mexico in two days... possible rondevouis???

      sent me an email and let me know the info-

      jenbox@live.ie

      hace 38 semanas
    • Jenny Super Star O'Connor
      luv Jenny Super Star O'Connor

      i´ve fallen in love, hanging out by a lake in guatamala and tried opium for the first time...

      hows things with you?

      hace 42 semanas
    • Eamon Gantner
      Eamon Gantner

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDTq... hehe sweet!

      hace 43 semanas
    • Benj
      Benj

      i resire death and killingness. long walks on the beach and sleeping till 1am every night.... come on baby, lets light the fire.

      hace 44 semanas
    • Eamon Gantner
      Eamon Gantner

      fuckin hell mate

      http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_...

      hace 50 semanas
    • Jenny Super Star O'Connor
      luv Jenny Super Star O'Connor

      couldn't have gone to the karaoke, had to do ALL my christmas shopping and meet my parents for dinner. didn't have the luxury of being able to spend christmas eve having a laugh :D

      can't believe none of them would sing with you, state of them, ye should have come with us when we all went through our karaoke phase. we'd fight over what song went on next and about 10 people would all try to sing at once. good times.

      ye better be out for new years god damn it. will let you know when i find out where people are heading.

      laters amigo, take it easy.

      hace 51 semanas
    • Ger Boyle
      Ger Boyle

      Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
      Benj is the law, benj under will

      hace 51 semanas
    • Billie Clarke
      Billie Clarke

      aigh dog, nigga bitches girl do be trippin straight up

      hace 51 semanas
    • Billie Clarke
      Billie Clarke

      sup nigga motherfucker, yesh connected we are

      hace 51 semanas
    • Sally Duffy
      Sally Duffy

      ooooohhhhh amok is it what?? might be gettin crunk later...you wanna hit that shit>??

      hace 51 semanas
    • Jenny Super Star O'Connor
      Jenny Super Star O'Connor

      howaye drangon face,

      chav mace spraying bastard,

      really benji?

      state of you :L

      hace 53 semanas
    • Sally Duffy
      Sally Duffy

      i beg to differ benjamin, it is YOU who shall die by MY hand...or by the filthy mits of my hired homeless mercenaries....you know of whom i speak....they dwell in the shadows.....

      hace 53 semanas
    • Foymaster
      Foymaster

      Put some pants on

      hace 54 semanas
    • Eamon Gantner
      Eamon Gantner

      fuck yo couch nigga!

      hace 54 semanas
    • Foymaster
      Foymaster

      Alright geebag. Emma moore is having an exhibition on thursday if you want to come. That's today so it is, its in rathmines, phone me to converse about many things. Je mange du cheval mon ami...tu es tres grand sourtout non?

      hace 56 semanas
    • Eamon Gantner
      Eamon Gantner

      pullin it out you ass ftw! manti says your on your way out here sometime soon? tonight perhaps?.....

      hace 56 semanas
    • Eamon Gantner
      Eamon Gantner

      sir aidan shipped me another stake, breaking even so far but cashed somewhat deep in another 32,000 guaranteed and playing well bar one spewy plholdem session. i wouldn't mind taking a trip out to you folks this weekend, anything planned?

      hace 57 semanas