1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading 2 the girl's bathroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask 2 put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department & tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror & pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack & when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room & shut the door & wait a while; & then yell, very loudly "There isn't any toilet paper in here!

16. Get some bouncy balls & throw em down an aisle yelling "go, pikachu, go!"

01 I _____Jesse.
02 Jesse is _____.
03 If I were alone in a room with Jesse, I would _____.
04 I think Jesse should _____.
05 Jesse needs _____.
06 I want to _____ Jesse.
07 Someday Jesse will _____.
08 Jesse is _____
09 Without Jesse ___.
10 My memories of Jesse are ____.
11 Jesse can be _____.
12 The worst thing about Jesse is _____.
13 The best thing about Jesse is _____.
14 I am _____ with Jesse.
15 One thing i would like to know about Jesse is _____.
16 Jesse should go and _____.
17 Jesse _____ me.

Name- Jesse Wayne King
Birthday- June 23rd
Birthplace- carbondale
Current Location- Mt.Vernon IL
Eye Color- blue
Hair Color- black

Height- 6'0
Righty or Lefty-righty
Zodiac sign- cancer
Innie or Outie- innie
The Shoes You Wore Today – rebocks
Fears- snakes and spiders if they r crawling on me
Perfect Pizza- pepperoni
Music- rock, pop, rap, metal
Tattoos- none
Wearing- pants and a t-shirt
Listening to- let the bodies hit the floor
Thinking- i cant wait for friday

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Last thing you
Bought- a drink
Watched at the Movies- fast and the furious - tokyo drift
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What is
First thoughts waking up – what time is it
First feature you notice of the opposite sex- eyes
Best physical feature – eyes
Bedtime –whenever
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Either or
Club or houseparty- houseparty
Tea or coffee- tea
Achiever or slacker- achiever
Beer or cider- neither
Drinks or shots- neither
Cats or dogs- dogs
Single or taken - taken
Gloves or mittens- gloves
Food or candy- both
Cassette or CD- cd
Coke or Pepsi- pepsi
Hard alcohol or Beer- beer
Matches or a lighter- lighter
McDonald's or Burger King- burger king
Single or Group Date- doesnt matter
Adidas or Nike- adidas
Chocolate or Vanilla- vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee- cappuccino

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Do you
Smoke – nope never
Curse – sometimes
Sing well – i dont think so but ppl say i do
Think you have been in love- ya i think so
Want to go to college- yes
Like high school- I dont know I haven went yet..only in 8th
Want to get married - ya
Type with fingers on right keys- sometimes
Get motion sickness – no
Think your attractive – some ppl think i am
Think you're a health freak- no
Get along with parents- not often
Like thunderstorms- yea

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Have you ever
Dated one of your best friends- nope
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry- kinda
Drank alcohol – yea
Done drugs- no
Broken the law- yea
Ran away from home- ya
Broken a bone- no
Cheated on a test- ya
Skinny dipped- kinda
Played truth or dare- ya
Flashed someone- no
Mooned someone- no
Kissed someone you didn't know- no
Been on a talk/game show- no
Been in a fight- yea
Ridden in a fire truck- yea
Been on a plane- ya
Come close to dying- ya
Cheated on your boy/girlfriend- ya but i didn't mean to
Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride- ya
Eaten a worm/mud pie- no
Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up- ya
Played a game that required removal of clothing- ya
Been trashed or completely intoxicated- no
Been caught- yes!
Shoplifted- yes
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Who do you want to
Kill – my sister
Hear from – i dont know
Get really wasted with – jennifer langhauser, shelby hammond, abby alysia, samantha smith
Look like – me
Be like- me
Avoid- ppl i dont like
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Last person who and when
Talked to- jennifer langhauser
did the dirty with- no one!!!!!
Hugged- i dont remember
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Where do you
Eat- my house or if we go out to eat
Cry- my room
Have the most fun at- the Golden Putter or friends house
Have the worst time at- a place i dont like
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What is
The most embarrassing CD in your collection- Brittany Spears sry Felicia
Your bedroom like- way to much stuff
Your favorite thing for breakfast- i dont know
Your favorite thing for lunch- w/e i get out to eat
Your favorite thing for dinner- Tacos or pizza
Your favorite fast food place- taco bell
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Are you
A vegetarian- no
Good singer- ya i guess
Good actor- sometimes lol
Deep sleeper- ya
More of a Country person or city person- cuntry guy
Good dancer- nope
Outgoing- YES!!
A Good Story teller- yea
Good gir