Are you ready for a long survey that actually has some new questions?
yes

Have you kissed someone in 2009 that means a lot to you?
yes

What does the song you're listening to remind you of?
granny

How did you get your last bruise?
walking in 2 a table lol

Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from?
yea

Where was your profile picture taken?
cousins house- crazy bunch )

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
coursewrk other than that its great im off skool cus of da snow lol

Are you disappointed in anyone?
dnt think so

If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
im always quiet lol

Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
yea

Will you be driving in a year?
i hope

Have you made a mistake this past week?
nope

Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
nt sure

Where is your biological father right now?
work

Do you think your life story would make a great movie?
o yea lol

Is your room clean?
yea kind of

How many tattoos would you get?
lol Loads ) <3

Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
absolutely

If you had to get a piercing right now, what would it be?
ears,nose

What woke you up this morning?
sister telling me it was snowing lol

You kissed someone last night, didn't you?
nope

What are you sick of?
schools

Are you missing anyone/something?
Yes granny dine

Could you date someone taller than you?
yeah :-P

Next time you will kiss someone?
soon lol

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in there arms?
nt yet

What are some things you do when you're mad?
kick something

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
last nite

What are you listening to right now?
Sarah mclaughlin Arms of an angel

Are there any stressful situations in your life?
alot

Who is the last person to send you a message?
sister

Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?
nope

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
mine

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
saying bye 2 my bro

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
nope

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yea

Who is the last person you physically hit?
duno

Would you date somone if they asked you right now?
no

Is it okay if you kiss people when your single?
yea

Have you ever listened to music you hated just to fit in?
nope

What do you want to do after highschool?
no idea any suggestions? lol

If you had the chance to move to a completely different state, would you?
i would miss every1 but i really want 2 travel

What is something you've always wanted in a girl/boy ?
trust

What do you wish you had more knowledge about?
tattoos

What food are you craving right now?
nothing

What are the things you've learned over the past year?
theres only a few people you can truely trust ). '

Who's birthday is coming up?
nt sure lol

Did the last person to hurt you, ever apologize?
nope

Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Yes :-D

Who last made you laugh harder than you have in a long time?
my sister the weirdo, and the newspaper debate in sociology lol

Do you start the water before you get in the shower?
yea

Would you ever get someones name tattooed on you?
duno

Ever kissed a brown eyed person?
yep

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
yea

Where is the person you have feelings for?
school lol

[about public transport] It's unbelievable. People are so desperate to get home. The trains come very regularly, you see them, one minute, two minutes, three minutes... this means nothing to people. As soon as you get on the platform it's a level playing field. I don't care when you arrived, I'm getting on this train.

So hello! I'm good at hello, I'm not very good with goodbye, especially on the phone. I don't know what's happened, every time I say goodbye I sound like a fucking idiot. What is it? You sound like a child, you feel it coming when you're on the phone. It can be a very serious conversation "of course I'll be at the funeral, I loved your father deeply, I'll say a few words. [high pitched] Byeeeeee!" Why am I doing that?

imitates a terrorist] "We must penetrate the west at their most vulnerable spot: Glasgow Airport!" [shakes head] I think the lesson was learned: don't... fuck... with Scottish people... who have a holiday booked, okay? [imitates Scottish tourist] "I'll get the trolley. You get the bags and stuff. We'll get the rest of the stuff at duty-free. You got our tickets and the passports? What gate are we? Twenty... two. Hold on while I punch this burning man in the face. Fuck off! Bastard! Majorca, here we come! Ten days, I couldn't afford two weeks! Hang on while I just get a light off his face! Hold still, you Al-Qaeda bastard! Where you from?" "Afghan.." "Whereabouts?"

My son's got two words: "car" and "map", that's all he can say. [baby voice] "Car, car, map, car!" [normal voice] I'm fairly worried he's trying to escape. So if the next word is "passport," we're in serious trouble.

"I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: 'Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please?' I said: 'Are you ordering coffee or an American president?'

"I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown. I mean, it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker."

"You have to come up with this shit every year on Valentines Day. Last year I just wrote 'I still love you, see last year's card for full details'."

"Hasn't Barack Obama done well with a name like that. Barack sounds like Iraq, Hussein is Saddam's surname an Obama sounds like Osama. Young Black British men are saying: 'Maybe I could do it, maybe I could become Prime Minister. What do you think?' 'I'm not so sure, Adolf Mugabe Fritzl'.''

-There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and finally it comes under Right now you're takin the piss, and that's when the police come in.

- If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

- This is the first time in my lifetime that Irish people are able to go: 'What? You're going to England? It's full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We've no terrorists at all. They're all playwrights now.'

- Have you ever watched footage of the destruction caused by hurricanes in America? When a big wind sweeps across America, there isn't a building left standing. And you can't help thinking: the Southern states of America must have been built by the first two little piggies.

- Technology is getting so stupidly powerful. For example, my iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen and frustrated and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.

- On trying to explain the Milky Bar Kid to Americans: In the case of a Wild West conflict, the surest path to peace is to send in an albino child with chocolate.

- On his appendix: Why would God put it in you when it does nothing but randomly kill you for no reason?

- On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

- Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

- I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.