1. Manchester United : Another Title at Old Trafford.Berbatov to shine.
2. Arsenal : Stronger defense this year. Still a bit off the pace.
3. Manchester City : Slow start but will pick up after Cristmas.
4. Liverpool : Rafa goes back to concentrating on Champions League.
5. Chelsea : Not expecting Ancelotti to last. Another year of Chaos.
6. Tottenham Hotspur : Solid season for Spurs. Quietly coming together.
7. Aston Villa : Another Solid team but a bit rocky at the back.
8. West Ham United : Surprise package at the start but it wont last.
9. Blackburn Rovers : Decent season as BFS starts to mould his type of team.
10. Sunderland : Transition season.One of the teams to watch for the future
11. Wigan Athletic : Tough to beat but will struggle for goals.
12. Everton : Will struggle this year.
13. Birmingham City : The addition of Ferguson key to a decent first season back.
14. Bolton Wanderers : Long season ahead for them but have the quality to stay up.
15. Stoke City : More of the same. Not pretty to watch but get the job done
16. Wolverhampton Wanderers : Will start well but will have a nervous finish
17. Fulham : Another managerial casualty and season of unrest.
18. Portsmouth : Chaos at Fratton Park will be too much.
19. Burnley : Lack of quality. Will yoyo for a few years.
20. Hull City : More of the same as the second half of last season not enough of first half.



Players to look out for:
James Milner, The season that he finally turns potential into quality. Excellent Crosser.
Barry Ferguson, Has the ability to dictate the pace of a game and control midfield area
Jermaine Jenas One of the most underrated passers around. Will impose himself on games.

1. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.

2. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration
of the concept of infinity.

3. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is
going to f#cking walk.

4. You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex
with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.

5. Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection
pities the fool who don't!

6. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then
created Pity.

7. Mr. T's sp3rm is so strong it could impregnate a man.

8. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
taken you to read this sentence.

9. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through
doors.

10. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is
Mr. T.

11. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the
shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of
a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

12. Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

13. In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court
for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum
security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by
the government they survived ad soldiers of fortune, until Mr. T found
them and beat them to death with his bare hands.

14. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on
him.

15. Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always
predicting pain.

16. Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity.
Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

17. Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.

18. Mr. T remains the only bad @ss in American history to sucessfully
fire 15,000 rounds out of a gun and hit no one.

19. Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody
is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

20. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him.
What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever
recorded in human history.

21. Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that
his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in
fact, nothing but T's.

22. The glorious, blinding dazzle of Mr. T's gold chains can cure
Alzheimer's Disease. Unfortunately, the glorious, blinding dazzle of his
biceps causes it.

23. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the hand of
Mr.T is a deadly weapon in 17 states.

24. There are now over 43 fools born every minute in order to keep up
with the rate at which Mr. T pities them.

25. Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to
prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

26. Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all
the time.

27. Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and
six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of
pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to
man was killed in the pilot episode.

28. Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the
Big Bang.

29. Mr. T is not really black, film is just too scared of him to fully
expose itself.

30. Mr. T obtained a diploma from established post-secondary institution
Harvard University. All he did was stand in front of a school building
with his arms crossed and nodded.

Mr T aint no Fool!!
At the end of every rainbow is Mr. T. It is another way for Mr. T to pity fools.
Everyone knows Mr. T ate the leprechaun.

On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the

1. Are we friends?.........
2. Where and how did we meet?.......
3. Do you have a crush on me?......
4. Have you ever wanted to punch me?.......
5. Give me a nickname and explain why.......
6. Describe me in 1 word......
7. What was your 1st impression of me?......
8. Do you still think the same?......
9. What reminds you of me?......
10.If you could gimme anything what would it be?......
11.How well do you know me?.....
12.Whens the last time you saw me?......
13.Ever wanted to tell me something you couldnt?......


Please keep your answers clean.............................
 ......Or dont..............................
 your choice.