1. Today i bought a microwave , i took it out of the box and placed it on the kichen table pluged it in and .... it didnt work ...
i remember trying it in the shop and it was working ....
so i tryied few more times ... no luck .... i unpluged it and read the manual ... twise .... tryed it again ... didnt work !!!
So i called over my next door naibor , he walked up to it with out a word , looked at it for exactly 3 seconds and unpluged the electric ketle , that was staniding next to the microwave , and then pluged in the microwave , he looked at me and walked out with out saying anything.

2. Recently my friend asked me to pick up an alarm clock , that she returned to the shop to get it fixed. After that i remembered that i need matches for my fireplace at home so i walked into a shop and bought a box of the 6 inch matches that they use for fireplaces. As i got of the bus some guy came up and asked for a light , i took out the 6 inch matches and lighted it. He looked at me funny and asked what time it was , so i puled out an alarm clock from my pocket. That suprised him even more after which he refuzed the offered light and got on to a bus with the same suprised look...

3.Cold winter ... -20. Im on the bus with my wife. One of my students gets on with her friend , she sits down infront of me(im a teached in Univercity) . With out saying hallo and anything , she starts chating avay with her friend. About 5 minis later she looks up at me and says "oh sorry Mr.Pavlovich i didnt recodnise you with clothes on"

4.Just few days ago i read a funny story about a keyboard , in the local newspaper.
I work in a computer shop in costumer serveses..
So i get a phone call and this young woman tells me that she spiled coffee on her keyboard ....
well i sayid "just wash the coffee off and let the keyboard dry for few hours "but while i was saying that i was hopping it wount be like in that story i read.
Well the next day she phones me again and says that the keyboard is not working. I told her to bring it down to the shop , but while saying that i was thinking "please , not like in the story i read ... please"
Well she came down and there you go just like in the story i read ... it wasent just a key board it was a laptop!!!

5. My 7 year old boy seved some money and bought a some adult toy ,as a present , for the 16 year old girl next door ... her mother dosent talk to me any more...


All of these where real storyies from peoples lives.....