Scott Simmons
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- Me, Myself, and I
- in my picture holly is trying to capture a fantastic picture with me cos she loves me, unfortunately i am preoccupied and dont actual care.... which makes her look a little stupid
yer ... ok not any more... but imagine... it will do
any way.... im scott..... tries stiffin coke once.... but ice cubes kept gettin stuck up my nose!!
go 2 sandwich tech!! is poo there!! lol.... lurrvvv football, will own tottenham one day!! and i WILL also be prime minister in the near future (which means in like 20 years)..... i will make naked skate boarding legal, ban high school musical and make alice from the vicar of dibley rule the world!!.... nd i might lower the drinking age!! oo and i will also change teh date of christmas cos its too near by birthday so i dont get people going "this is a joint present 4 christmas and ya birthday" which annoys me!!
and i LLOOVVEE singing propa random songs!!
any way
i luv holly newing.... *has 2 b sed*
byeebyebyeeeeeeebyebyebyeebye
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- tottenham, spongebob, friends (NOT SCRUBS), marryland cookies dunked in tea mmmm, vicar of dibley, martin jol, Jeff Stelling from sky sports news, actual sky sports news, gingerbread men, kinda buennos, strawbery laces unless they go down my throat and actually gag me until im almost dead, Mauricio Taricco (serious legend), beeeeeer, pinapple chunks, crispy bacon, morton FC....promotion!! whoooop
- films
- FINDING NEMO, and SPACE JAM..... big up!!
- HATE 4
- arsenal, arsne wenger, cesc fabregas, . Jens Lehmann, william gallas, thierry henry, thomas rosiky, freddie ljungberg, kolo toure, and CHEESE!!
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- ....I Get Knocked Down But I Get Up Again!!
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Rosie and Scotts AMAZING poems!!
raving and scooting
it was sunny. scott liked scooting. so he scooted scootily on his scooter. scott realy loves scooters
it was raining, but rosie remained radiant and raved ravingly in the rampant rain
scott scoots in the sun while rosie raves in the rain, they scoot and they rave before runnin away to spain!! woo xx
rice pudding
my go -- rice pudding.
its sloppy and white and tastes very nice:
its nice cos its made of rice
elephants eat it along with blue mice
blue mice r really nice fryed twice
but use special shampoo 2 get ris of their lice
lice are not nice
but they are cool cos they like miami vice
while playing monopoly with golden dice
although they often use the game to intice
2 Comments 936 days
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JOKE
why did the first monkey fall out of the tree??
cos it was dead
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree??
cos it was attached to the first monkey
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree??
cos it thought it was a game
why did the tree fall ova??
cos it thought it was a monkey
LMAO!!!!
2 Comments 941 days
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bullshitometer is off the scale with scott and matt!!!!
carrie ann is bein stalked by a lesbian dwarf gangsta mole
this 1 is for liam:
if u wer a chicken, in the middle of the train track and hter was a train comin, wat wud u do??
muffin prawn cheese and lettuce muffin brownie
wat the hel is a brownie?
if u wer a sheep and u wer facin ashley giles on the last day of the test match and u had 2 hit a six off the last ball wat wud u do? no ur mouth is sewn up
so is ur arse
it dusnt fit in ur nose
and u cant hold it in ur legs dip shit
what does dip shit mean?! i wonder, do sheeps dipshit when they are in the ashes, and are there even sheep in australia for them to play against alshley giles, and are they different to the sheep in england hhmm ineterstin!!
australian peopl look like sheeps
do they say baaa with the silly accent, try it
altogether now baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
its great fun dnt u fink
one more time baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it kinda sounds like beer dnt u fink?
i like beer
wat do u think?
lets say beer
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
shh i'm not finished demonstrating
1 2 3 beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
do they sound the same?
not at all but u just wasted a whole 2 minutes of ur life sayin baaaa and beer wen they r totaly difrent
hahahahaha u just got ruined
wel they r quite alike actualy
they start with the same letter
b is a nice letter
2nd in the alphabet
rhymes with beee
why does bee have 2 e's wen they r pronounced the same
dnt u fink this blog is grrrrrrrrrrrrreat
kinda like tony the tiger
tony the tiger is kl
he has stripes
stripes r cool
tony the tiger is actualy realy g at football
way better than the honey monster
y is he called the honey monster
he is suposed 2 b promoting SUGAR puffs
if they wer called honey puffs then i wudnt mind so much
but it just dusnt make sense
he shud b the sugar monster and nothin else
bac 2 the story with the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaa
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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dus beer always come out in a higher pitch??
u shud realt try it, its so weird
nearly as weird as our blog
not quite tho
com 2 scotts rave 2moro at 11 in morn
b ther or b square
no dariens alowed
or culshaws
i FUCKIN H8 THAT KID!!!
its mat btw
i stil h8 him tho
wat a bastard
he is lucky he stil has a nose
we r wel winnin the bulshit contest
l8rs gdbye
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Music Is Genius53 weeks agour a nob!
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57 weeks ago
Holly Dolly
ACTUAL LOL!!!
ahhh, i loved it!!!
well u may hav had a fruitiful week but bloody hell, u would not BELIEVE what happened in Amsterdam blud!
i'm not even kiddin, i was walkin down the street mindin my own buisiness when bruce springstein leaped frogged me, tryin to sell me some mushrooms. however, i bein a good girl who clearly does not need mushrooms to mess her head up (altho he also offered me some space cakes which i was rather tempted by coz it was covered in cauliflower sauce - but i did resist).
But the bastard would not leave me alone. so i told him about some1 who would b likely to do business wit him coz he is she a big fan of his...despite lookin slightly like a gnome in need of a hair dresser...
BUT!!!!!!!....b4 he even had time to say 'red dinosaur bike', out popped......wait for it........banana man!! dun dun dun!! he was descraced about these illegal substances and ready to prosecute!!
'Hand over the drugs!' he said
so Bruce pulled out a hadful of mushrooms
"Stop tryin to make a fool of me - giv me the drungs!' said Banana man.
Then suddenly out of nowhere a voice screamed: "WAIT! i'v studied vegetables at uni!!! they aint no fuckin ordinary mushrooms!!!!!"
it was then that i realised that i was stood on a random street in amsterdam with a drug dealing bruce sptingstein, banana man, and my foul mouthed nan who seems to b on crack.
clearly holly newing dos not need mushrooms to mess up her head, so i thought fuck it, lets make peace....
so they all made up and got their grove on the the cool beats of mrs Ariaracknamn, the pakistani pop star.
blates not a random bebo comment.
turnips or toenails?? never can decide....
also....WHO didnt reply to my text?!!
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Emrah George57 weeks agoyeah samee here..i dont go on in that much anymore,,,only to check up.
i think you should start a moustache...one with impressively long handlebars.
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Emma69 weeks agoAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but making beds first!
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69 weeks ago
Kelly Mariee.
DID YOUU!
SHE SAID THAT SHE SEE YOUU.
NAHH, I DONT THINK SOO.
:S
IT USED TO BE WELL NICE, EVERYONE COMING ROUND FOR DINNER! !
A BUS FALL!
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Mrs.Cullen69 weeks agoWat The Helll Yuuh Mean By Orgy! LoL
That Was Awfully Random!!
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Katie Machray70 weeks agoi love u
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I Be Lucy74 weeks agoheyy
yea im good too
aww ur so lucky!!
yup were all good
ive only got one week left of skl till summer hoilidays then were goign 2 spain :]
how is everyone over there? lol
xx
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I Be Lucy75 weeks ago
Scottttttttttttt
how are you??
think ur so cleva do u huh huh!!!!xxx
Miss Leah Stageman 0 Replysi no these whiteboard picz, lol. well i frt id keep the cartoon theme goin so heres arnold 4 ya, such a legend lik urself mr simmons...
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