Why do you feel the way you do right now?
cause i'm gonna be on a plane to spain this time tomorrow..

What is the most illegal thing you've done?
erm, class C drugs, cause i'm pretty damn hardcore..

Did you give anyone his/her first kiss?
er yeah, that was an experience.

Where is the furthest place you have traveled?
Greecee.

Are you more likely to undereat or overeat?
under at the minute.

How close are you to your ideal height?
I don't exactly have an ideal height, i'm good at 5"4.

What/who do you love to hate?
sluts, and ladyboys.

Do you wear a watch?
no sir, i constantly ask the time though so i should probably invest in one.

When was the last time you saw your biological father?
like a second ago, hes being annoying in the hall.

Can you use chopsticks?
nah, but I once put like 10 in my hair.

Do you believe in yourself?
not particularly.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?
A LEMUR.

What if you found out you had another sibling?
it'd be quite cool, cause I don't have any. it'd be pretty beast if I already knew them. I'd be all like SUP CLOSELY RELATED BLOOD BROTHER.

Would you rather live by yourself or with a randomly chosen roommate? Why?
someone randomly chosen, definitely. except i might be terrified of them and have to sleep with a knife and stuff but at least it would be interesting.

Are you a good dancer?
haha not really, seeing as everyone points out when i'm drunk and dancing..

Does your hair embody your personality?
blonde. definitely, i am a few clowns short of a circus.

Should you ever have gone to the hospital but didn't? Vice versa?
never, hate hosptialsss.

Do any of your interests break gender stereotypes?
err i have an obsession with serial killers and err harley quinn.

What is your birthstone? Do you have any jewelry with it?
err, its the purple one, ametsyt or summit. I used to have a wee teddy.

What do you do when you're stressed/anxious?
get really huffy and angry.

About what are you most passionate?
literature. MOVIES. eyeshadow.

Do you actually like your school? (If out of school, use your last one.)
its okay.

What is the worst invention ever?
absinthe.

What would you name an eighth day of the week?
reggae reggae, and we'd all have to listen to my "im in the mood for love" reggae CD and smoke weed.

When did you last go to an amusement park?
jesus.. I don't even know.

Who do you think is the best-looking person of the same gender?
angelina jolie. angelina jolie. angelina jolie.

What do you do when you see a bug?
it depends, if it flies, cry a little bit.

On a first date, what would the person do to make you walk out?
I have alot of pet peeves.

What do strangers often think about you that is completely wrong?
errr that i'm drunk..

Do you have a deaf or blind relative/friend?
no.

Have you ever been stalked?
nein, i'm not that interesting. I also don't get my baps out..

If you became homeless, would you accept charity or turn to crime?
crime, partner with joker and harley.

Ever had a pen pal?
aye, wee jenny from england.

How are you in arguments?
it depends, sometimes i back down when i cant be bothered and i feel terrible when the other person cries.

ten random facts about myself:
1. I narrate my life in my head, just like in a movie.
2. No, the narrator's voice isn't Morgan Freeman.
3. Dark nights and the smell of spring give me an unbelievable sense of nostalgia.
4. I miss the person most like me. it scares me, that shes gone for good this time.
5. I can't actually see much without my glasses, like really anything but I don't like wearing glasses.
6. I used to be proper clumsy, and break everything all the time.
7. I make references to movies far too much and become ecstatic when people catch on.
8. I wish I had a proper talent.
9. I love smoking, absolutely everything about it.
10. I wish I could wear winter fashion all year round.

nine things i love:
1. Daddy and Mum.
2. all my friends.
3. Aliicatt.
4. my joker poster.
5. eminem.
6. vodka + boost.
7. sleep.
8. movies.
9. bookks.

eight things i wanna do before i die:
1. TRAVEL.
2. Create something, to inspire other people.
3. Be thin.
4. learn to drive.
5. have a massive jewellery collection.
6. GET A LEMUR.
7. meet eminem.
8. have a successful job.

seven ways to annoy me:
1. Ignore me.
2. talk about yourself constantly.
3. eat noisly.
4. talk to me like i'm an idiot.
5. people over the age of 14, that dress like idiots.
6. talk about things that i'm insecure about.
7. poke me.

six things i say the most:
1. whadda a douchebag/wanker/dickhead.
2. awww.
3. i hate ye.
4. I know.
5. its okay.
6. I swear!

five ways to win my heart:
1. have a sense of humour.
2. understand me.
3. be caring.
4. have at least a small amount of movie knowledge.
5. be a gentleman ^^.

four favorite items of my room:
1. JOKER POSTER.
2. pictures of my friends on my wardrobe.
3. bed!
4. Necklace stand.

three things i do everyday:
1. Laugh.
2. reaaaad.
3. talkk.

two things i want right now:
1. to get my hair done.
2. cokee.

one thing that makes me..
1. my lack of common sense.

Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Vicky needs: an iPhone! (how I do)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Vicky looks like: Jennifer Tilly. (ew, fuck off)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Vicky says: you can't handle it.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Vicky wants: to party tbhh with pictures. (haha)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Vicky does: a bizarre photo shoot in Paris for Elle magazine.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Vicky hates: incest. (rofl.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Vicky asks: Juan Antonio if he's particularly religious, he says no.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A:Vicky goes: on trisha.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A:Vicky likes: getting texts at 6:00am in the morning.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Vicky eats: pizza in the dark. aha.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Vicky wears: a bodybag. :|

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Vicky was arrested: head butting a corrie fan. lmaooo.