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word on the street is ur coming paintballin for mines and sarah's 21st's? its all booked! michelle knows the info so im sure heriot will fill uz in on it! 31st Jan. I dunno what i'v let myself in for, its meant 2 be really sore :S lol xx

Ye mean 'johnoween'?....come tae the airport n all run right past ye shoutin 'watch me, chase me, chase me, look at ME! ME!' then al run roond the arrivals area like a bairn, daein really bad cartwheels (wi bent legs) n ye'll just huv tae stand their n watch me. smilin. til am ootae breath...then ye can get ma bags.....as fur dressin up, a wiz hinkin maybe the fresh prince ae bellaire...a hink face paints, big baggy mutli coloured combos are probably gonnae be ma new hing. it could work. r ye gaun tae the derby? Cal's favourite hibby's john Rankin.Its hard tae tell her how utterly useless the wee man is...it'd break er heart, ken.a fancy us wi deek back tho n mixus bought the new paul daniels magic set so..... ye workin anywhere a can come n rob drinks off ye? what ye daein for peseta's? Cuddles: Above the waist. x x

fly out to malaysia on sunday then arrive in edinburgh on halloween. dookin? Gonnae watch the derby at Kota Kinabalus Irish bar......as ye do..... x

eh kev, you text me and i text you back but no reply....sob sob! anyways did i read correctly, you and pea's are getting a flat?? exciting woohoo. xx

You lied 2 me! huh u can keep ur stinkin comment an the service yesterday frm u was crap!!! hahahaha

nae credit mate. t'was quality. Merko'Chopper' Read got excited n necked two pints....ae coke. ye at/watch the huns game? A defence that inspires the pouring of boiling hot soup aw over ones hand. x

And! AAND! Grand final on saturday. looks alot closer this year. n a actually,mate am an AFL expert, even if a do say so masel. so any questions.....Whats that? whats happenin at Collingwood? They went oot to St Kilda in the 'preliminary' final (quarter final tae me n you) Rocca looks a fat goner, n even better, Didak n his mate drove hame pished one night n wrecked a streetsworth ae cars in Melb-melb. then they lied, quite unbelievably , about not bein involved ATALL n were swiftly caught out by the police. Needless to say, they got the 'russel latapy treatment' for the rest ae the season. youngsters came in. the Saints went marchin on.....X Look up 'Buddy Franklin's 100th goal on Youtube! brilliant. x

are you slaggin ma nose? dinnae. when ye look at the impendin mysery of followin a selling club, bottom of the foodchain style, from the other side o the world, ye almost feel stupid. Even Adelaide are in the semi's of the Asian champs league. As for Murrayn Nish, Ive no seen one game this season thanks tae Setanta bein pure guff. but got a wee gatherin on the go fur Sunday night at Rosies for the huns game - Mikey's comin anaw. probly in a blackburn shirt. a farewell, so to speak. Kota Kinabalu is North ae Brunei in Malaysia, Sabah. Auldest Urangutan reserve in the world n that. Payin Paulo n Geemo a wee visit. looks quality.n aye, me n Cal went tae Rottnest at the end ae summer. quality. a dived intae a pod ae jelly fish. fuckin agony. Piss oanme! PISS ON MEEE! Av stopped readin poofys book - that cunt cannae write a page without thankin god. ye woudnae find maradonna bangin on aboot how much ae a god botherer ae is...no chance.xx

Well Kevvy Kev i have left and you missed it! You can 4get bout ma 18th then!!! haha! mark can still come! x x x