1."The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind ME."
2.When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
3.Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
4.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
5.Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
6.One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
7.Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
8.The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
9.Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
10.A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
11.You drink to forget you drink.
12.The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
13.Alcohol is necessary for a ME so that he can have a good opinion for myself, undisturbed be the facts.
14.I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food
15.The person takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, the drink takes the person.
16.Drunk words are sober thoughts

Beauty lies in the specific looks of a person, rather than the object, because different people feel beauty in differnt things.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it.

Poetry lifts the veil from the hidden beauty of the world, and makes familiar objects be as if they were not familiar.”

Beauty is one of the rare things that do not lead to doubt of God.