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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put \"S\" in the word \"Lisp\"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like evey 2 hours?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams?

If corn oil is made from oil, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try to sing the two songs above

very funny
As people talk, smell their shoulders.

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'

Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.

Continuously open your bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

Every time you see a particular student, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in public.

Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!

Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."

Pretend you are invisible.

Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.

Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ass.

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.

Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.

Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."

Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

Tell the ending of movies

Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"

Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"

While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Post stupid tings on ur blog and waste peoples time!!