001: Name – The Damien Kelly (v2.0)
002. Nickname – Damo, Damie, Damion, The, The Damo, Mister, Sir...but NEVER DamiAn...dont you dare!
003. Single or taken - Single
004. Zodiac Sign – Pisces
005. Male or Female - Male
006. College: UCD
007. iPod– no, Creative, iPods are shit
008. 130 – Countries conquered under my first wave expansion
009. Screenname: Bebo - Quitty Mac Quitter, MSN - Revan, One Winged Angel
010. Hair Color- Blonde
012. Hair Long or Short – Short
014. Eye Color – Blue
015. Are you health freak – No...
016. Height - Tallish, or taller than a lot, same as Sykes
017. Do you have a crush on someone – If you know me at all, you already know the answer to this question
018. Do you like yourself - at times
019. Braces? – Hell no, but I did....
020. Think your awesome?- No, not really
021. Piercings – None
022. Tattoo – Nope
023. Righty or Lefty – Righty, leftys are wrong

___Your First___
024. First Surgery – None...yet
025. First piercing – None...I answered that damn question, who makes these things
026. First best friend – Chris
027. First Award – Probably Soccer Medal or something
028. First Sport Team You Joined – Castle Celtic, Soccer
029. First pet – Fish....RIP Freddy
030. First vacation – Out of Ireland, Portugal
031. First Concert – TBH Im not sure, its quite probable I was "brought" to some...unless you count Power Rangers when it was on in the Point...memories....

___Favorites___
033. Movie – See the list above
034. Favorite tv show – Probably LOST at the mo, see the list
035. Color - Blue
036. Music – Metal, Classic Metal, anything cept rave or rap
039. Drink – Hot Chocolate
040. Body part not on the face – My hands
041. Sport To Play – Pool, Snooker, Table Tennis and Soccer
042. Favorite piece of clothing – Can’t go wrong with a pair of jeans (Couldnt put it better)
043. Brand Of Clothing? Don’t really buy for brands
044. What do you sleep with? – My bed
045. Favorite School – The Castle, the only one
046. Favorite Animal – Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
047. Favourite Books – Prob Wheel of Time
048. Favorite Magazines – Don't know really

___Currently___
049. Eating – Nothing
050. Im drinking – Water
052. Im about to – go to a Maths lecture
053. Listening to – The humming of the computer
055. Waiting For – Home time
056. Watching – The screen as I type (God these questions are stupid)
057. Wearing – Blue jeans, white t-shirt, and blue shirt

___Your Future___
058. Want Kids? – Maybe
059. Want to Get Married? – Hopefully
060. Careers in Mind: Structural Enginner with an appreciation for Architecture

__Which is better with the Opposite/Same (depending on sexual orientation)
068. Lips or Eyes – Eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses - Hugs
070. Shorter or Taller – A bit shorter
072. Romantic or Spontaneous – Bit of both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms – Personalitys more important
074. Sensitive or Loud – bit of both
075. Hook-up or Relationship - Relationship
076. Sweet or Caring – Bit of both
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - somewhere in between

___Have you ever___
078. Kissed a Stranger - Nope
079. Drank bubbles – Yeah...then got sick
080. Lost glasses/contacts- Don't think so, unless I lost Louise's
081. Ran Away From Home - Not yet....
082. Broken a bone - Yep..thanks Daithi
083. Got an X-ray - Yep..thanks again Daithi
084. Broken Someones Heart – Highly unlikely
085. Turned Someone Down - Nope

___Do You Believe In__
089. God - I think so
090. Miracles – Not necessarily
093. Aliens – Not really no, at least not yet
094. Magic – Yeah, only yesterday I turned my face from hairy to smooth with my magic razor
095. Heaven – Possibly
096. Santa Claus – Sure who else could bring so many children presents in the one night
097. Sex on First Date – Not really no...unless you were the kinda person who

1. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.

2. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration
of the concept of infinity.

3. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is
going to f#cking walk.

4. You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex
with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.

5. Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection
pities the fool who don't!

6. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then
created Pity.

7. Mr. T's sp3rm is so strong it could impregnate a man.

8. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
taken you to read this sentence.

9. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through
doors.

10. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is
Mr. T.

11. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the
shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of
a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

12. Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

13. In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court
for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum
security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by
the government they survived ad soldiers of fortune, until Mr. T found
them and beat them to death with his bare hands.

14. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on
him.

15. Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always
predicting pain.

16. Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity.
Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

17. Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.

18. Mr. T remains the only bad @ss in American history to sucessfully
fire 15,000 rounds out of a gun and hit no one.

19. Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody
is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

20. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him.
What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever
recorded in human history.

21. Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that
his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in
fact, nothing but T's.

22. The glorious, blinding dazzle of Mr. T's gold chains can cure
Alzheimer's Disease. Unfortunately, the glorious, blinding dazzle of his
biceps causes it.

23. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the hand of
Mr.T is a deadly weapon in 17 states.

24. There are now over 43 fools born every minute in order to keep up
with the rate at which Mr. T pities them.

25. Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to
prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

26. Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all
the time.

27. Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and
six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of
pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to
man was killed in the pilot episode.

28. Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the
Big Bang.

29. Mr. T is not really black, film is just too scared of him to fully
expose itself.

30. Mr. T obtained a diploma from established post-secondary institution
Harvard University. All he did was stand in front of a school building
with his arms crossed and nodded.

Mr T aint no Fool!!
At the end of every rainbow is Mr. T. It is another way for Mr. T to pity fools.
Everyone knows Mr. T ate the leprechaun.

On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work
while Mr. T pitied him.

Mr. T uses E before I as he pleases

The last time Mr. T and Chuck Norris teamed up, Atlantis sunk.

When Mr. T was 18-months old he ended World War II. He simply folded his
arms, shook his head, and the entire Nazi Armies stopped at once. When Hitler
tried to protest Mr T. killed him, took all the country's Gold, and fashioned it
into chains for all to see. Sources say that Hitler was the first pitied fool.

Mr. T is very superstitious. Because of this, he tears off the head of any black
cat that crosses his path. In fact, he tears off the head of just about any
animal
that crosses his path. Mr. T can never be too careful.

One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses to give it back.

After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and
disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was
a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble.

Mr. T walked in front of a speeding bus. Needless to say, he was charged with 7
counts of manslaughter

Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of
surprise.

Mr. T is hung like a 8 year old. No, seriously... his penis is the size of a small boy.

Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.

I was going to make a Random Mr. T Fact, but he pitied me into not doing it.

The last person who looked at Mr. T was Ray Charles.

Some believe that Mr. T. is unintelligent because he uses what we believe to be made up words like jibba jabba. However those words are the answers to the most complicated mathematical problems in the universe. Mr. T. has known this his entire life and does not tell anyone because ones brain would implode if you tried to comprehend the question. Mr. T. pities those who try

The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole

Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain.

When asked for his thoughts on vegetarians, Mr. T said: "If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat…Fool

Mr. T once entered a Hot Dog eating contest. He ate a record 93 hot dogs, a 72 oz. steak, two pedestrians, a streetlamp, and a judge who called him "that guy from the A- Team".

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the planes that killed King Kong, nor beauty, but instead the fear of being pitied by Mr. T

During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.

Mr. T is slated to star in the hit show formerly known as "Everybody Loves Raymond," which was changed to "Everyone Tolerates Raymond" last season and will now become "Mr. T Pities Raymond