This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: huge success
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I’d prefer to stay inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It’s so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive
And when you’re dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive

Hay stacks have to be one of thee most fun farming items around

seriouly in cartoons you see folk running on top of them

well that was done last night

fun stuff

1. FULL NAME: John Forrest
2. NICKNAMES: Jonny da Fish, Nhoj, Jed, Mr John, Sonic, JonnyB, Mr Forrest, Gohan, Loser, Oor Willie
3. BIRTHDAY: 24th December (Xmas Eve)
4. PLACE OF BIRTH: Aberdeen
5. ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn (The Goaty looking one)
6. MALE OR FEMALE: Male
7. GRADE: Management with HRM (3rd)
8. SCHOOL: RGU
9. OCCUPATION: Musicain / Student / John / Customer Advisor
10.RESIDENCE: B.O.D
11.MSN SCREEN NAME: John - blue shoes and marks and spencers

___YOUR APPEARANCE___

12. HAIR COLOUR: Bleached
13. HAIR LENGTH: Spike (short)
14. EYE COLOUR: Blue
15. WEIGHT: 11st
16. HEIGHT: 5.11
17. BRACES?: NEVER
18. GLASSES?: no but according to KP i have contacts
19. PIERCINGS: nope never get round to it
20. TATTOOS: nope
21. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: I be the righty y'all

___YOUR 'FIRST'S'___

22. FIRST BEST FRIEND: Pete my juicy mama
23. FIRST AWARD: Ummmmm not a clue
24. FIRST SPORT: KickBoxing
25. FIRST PET: Cat - Tiggy
26. FIRST REAL HOLIDAY: Grand Canirea
27. FIRST CONCERT: Papa Roach
28. FIRST LOVE: stuff

___FAVOURITES___

29. MOVIES: Face Off / Dirty Sanchez Movie
30. TV PROGRAMME: American Dad, Family Guy, South Park, Dirty Sanchez
31. COLOUR: Sonic Blue
32. RAPPER: Pete
33. BAND: Mnemic / 16 Volt / 4lyn / Mendeed
34. SONG RIGHT NOW: Pearls and Beauty - 4lyn
35. FRIENDS: Everyone of them!
36. SWEET: Foam Bananas
37. SPORT : Horse and Matts - So i can be a madman
38. RESTAURANT: Not a Clue. FOOD!
40. STORE: B&Q
41. SCHOOL SUBJECT: Business Management
42. ANIMAL: Cat / Rats
43. BOOK: eh?!
44. MAGAZINE: Private Eye
45. SHOES: Vans

___CURRENTLY___

46. FEELING: Awesome
47. SINGLE OR TAKEN: single-ish
48. HAVE A CRUSH?: maybe........
49. EATING: Nothing
50. DRINKING: Nothing
51. TYPING: stuff
52. ONLINE: on this
53. LISTENING TO: Code of Honour - Deadlock
54. THINKING ABOUT: BEER and other stuff
55. WANTING TO: keep KP awake
56. WATCHING: nothing
57. WEARING: yankees sakered hat, purple top, jeans

___YOUR FUTURE___

58. WANT KIDS?: no, worst fear
59. WANT TO GET MARRIED?: aye
60. CAREERS IN MIND?: not a clue
61. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?: ummmmmmmmm
62. CAR:

___WHICH IS BEST WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?___

63. HAIR COLOUR: any
64. HAIR LENGTH: any parr from bald
65. EYE COLOUR: any
66. MEASUREMENTS: any
67. CUTE OR SEXY?: both
68. LIPS OR EYES?: eyes
69. HUGS OR KISSES: both
70. SHORT OR TALL: any
71. EASYGOING OR SERIOUS: any
72. ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS: both
73. FATTY OR SKINNY?: ummmmm ?
74. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: both
75. HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship
76. SWEET OR CARING?: both
77. TROUBLE MAKER OR HESTITANT ONE?: whatever

___HAVE YOU EVER...___

78. KISSED A STRANGER: maybe
79. HAD ALCOHOL: yes many many times
80. SMOKED: nope
81. RAN AWAY FROM HOME: nope
82. BROKEN A BONE: no
83. GOT AN X-RAY: Yup
84. BEEN WITH SOMEONE: fit?
85. BROKEN SOMEONE: broke someone?! wtf?!
86. BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE: yes
87. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: well yes
88. CRIED AT SCHOOL: most likely

_____DO YOU BELIEVE IN...___

89. GOD: nope
90. MIRACLES: in a sense
91. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Yup
92. GHOSTS: not really
93. ALIENS: most likely
94. SOUL MATES: maybe
95. HEAVEN: no
96. HELL: no
97. ANGELS: no
98. KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE: if its going right suppose
99. HOROSCOPES: ha

___ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!___


100. IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT BUT KNOW YOU CANT HAVE? Nope