11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
If you start spamming shit chains
i will personally come and rape you!


eight.
Little 6th graders who look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape Jason tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If you Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do you still think the same?
10. How long have you known me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. What do you like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something you could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname & explain why?
17. Are you gonna put this on ur blog and see what i say bout you?
18. Anything 2 say b4 you go?
19. Am i special to you?
20. Ready to receive ur 1 luv?

Girls - look at your top 3 boys listed on your Bebo
Guys - look at your top 3 girls listed on your Bebo

- Don't change them!!
- Enter their names in order
- Be honest
- Repost this so your friends can do it too.

List your top 3:

1. CIELO
2. MARY
3. STEPHANIE

1. Are you older than number 1?
NO 4 MONTHS AND 5 DAYS !! ZZZ

2. Whats number 2's best physical feature?
DUNNO KNOWING PEOPLES SECRET? LOL

3. How did you meet number 1?
AT SCHOOL !

4. If you were crying would 2 cheer you up?
NO IDEO =O

5. Whos your favorite?
ALL OF THEM =]

6. Number 3 where are they right now?
ZZZ LIKE I KNOW

7. Have you hugged any of them?
CIELO I THINK LOL I DONT REMEMBER BUT SHE DOES .. SOMEHOW

8. Who have you known the longest?
CIELO

9. Who have you known the shortest?
STEPHANIE

10. Who did you talk to last?
UMM MARY

12. Who's the most awkward to be around?
NONE OF THEM

15. Who's most likely to repost this?
I DUNNO I GOT THIS OFF CIELO =]

16. Is any of the top 3 family?
NO

17. Have u dated any of them?
NAH

18. Do you trust them all?
YEH

19. Would they be there for you, through thick and thin?
LIKE I KNOW ZZZ

20. If you could go back to change something about them, what?
THEY ARE ALL COOL !

21.Who lives the closest to you?
I DUNNO

22. Who do you see the most?
ALL OF THEM

23. Who knows the most about you?
I DONT KNOW THIS EITHER

24. Who makes fun of you the most?
... STUPID QUESTIONS

27. Who would tell you that you look stupid?
ANOTHER GAY QUESTION !!

28.Do you agree with them?
WTF AGREE WITH WHAT ? AGREE THAT UR FACE IS UGLY?

29. Would you break the law for them?
HELL YEH LOL ILL EVEN SHOOT THE PRIME MINISTERS HEAD OFF FOR THEM LOL!

30. Did you kiss any of them?
NOPE

31. Did you recieve hickey from them?
NO

32. Whos the ugliest?
THEY ALL ARE, NAH JKZ

33. If number 1 were with you now what would you do?
ZAP HER AND STOMP ON HER IF I CAN

34. If number 2 were with you now what would you do?
SAY I KNOW HER SECRET

35. If number 3 were with you now what would you do?
I DUNNO UMM SLAP HER?? NAH JUST KIDDING MAYBE TALK OR SOMETHING

36. When is the next time you will be seeing them?
CIELO - SCHOOL
MARY - SCHOOL
STEPHANIE - I DUNNO AT SCHOOL?

37. What will be the last words to them before they die?
HAVE A GOOD TIME IN HEAVEN *STABS THEM*

38. If you had to give them nicknames what will they be?
4 CIELO - MARSHMELLO OR YELLOW
4 MARY - BERRY? LOL
4 STEPHANIE - UMM STEPH ?