nice wee rant about what annoys me, a lot.

the usage of fictional words.
'gorjai' 'loue' 'shmexay' 'girolz' 'pringo' and such

when you do someones bebo up, then they copy what you've written and paste it onto someone elses
♥♥LAUREN
shes T W E L V E ( g ) , from tollcross; don't stalk ( Y ) . eastbank 8 - | girls are the best ( yn ) love you, then the next day
♥♥GEORGIA
shes T W E L V E ( g ) , from springboig; don't stalk ( Y ) . eastbank 8 - | girls are the best ( yn )

people that try pathetically to hide their age on bebo
'double digits, work it out, yu dont needty kno, nothing that concerns you, underage'

people that become gay/bi/lesbian just to write it on their profile
i can actually see that you don't like boys/both/girls, if you were shown a naked picture of your 'chosen gender' then you'd be all eww

12 year olds that declare their love on bebo
forever, always, meant to be together, destined, soulmate. your having a laugh, your fresh out of primary school and you're talking/writing about words that adults can hardly use. get real, honey

the misusage of the word love
(part of above) no, you don't love your current 'boyfriend' sorry to be cheesy but, when you're 11-13, you cannot have experienced real love

when your arguing with someone on msn and...
they block you
this is so sad and pathetic it's hilarious. then when you next unblock us, your 'internet disconnected.' oh yes darling, we all know a shitbag.
they pretend their parents are on the computer
i don't give a fuck if it's your or your mam. i still hate you, and will continue arguing

celtic football club
gosh, where to start. around a third of their first team members are unfit. their manager looks like the BFG and scott brown is a junkie rat and who sings IRA songs at the minuate silence

people who read magazines religiously, try to copy someones style and fail, epically
it's great. especially when you can tell their trying to wear something that looked like what cheryl cole/fearne cotton had on last week.

peter andré/jordan divorce
it was him that divorced her. stop feeling sorry for him and she had planned ibiza months back, so shut up.

people who can't use proper grammar
wots da time mistur wolf ~?~ i rest my case

the fact that people will look at this blog, relate something to them and try to inflict mental pain
fuck you, bitch; your no jane

when people don't like aro
i could argue with you all day. he+ the volturi enforce the law, and are the most powerful vampire coven, ever. send me a comment if you disagree

shitebags that send you nasty crap on private mail
grow up, now.

that im warming to jacob
please help. anyone?

stuck-up girls
"she's a herry/slut/ned" take it in my stride, gorgeous

variations of words which we really don't need
bbyckz, hnibnch, mfinhd. really

people that say 'you've changed'
no, darling i was always a bitch

justin bieber
biber, beeber, i dont give a shit. it's a little tweenybopper who thinks he's 50cent. no son, please stop your "shawty's" and "yo ma man, usha" your a sad little white boy

when you start singing a song, only later to find out the lyrics
yes, i thought "im honey, honey, honey, honey. so honey, im honey, honey, honey tonight" didn't really make sense

when people criticise beyoncé's thighs
go get a life, you little saddo. at least they don't rub together when she walks

people laughing at my accent
especially welsh people that actually can't say anything

people making up their own 'im'
tbh,cba,ily,btw,idk etc are the ones we use not wml, irltb, mbitb

falling, on your ass
especially on ice. your tailbone hurts real bad

bowser
just let her go, or else i'm filing a harrassment charge against you