Jess Lees

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Jess Lees
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A cup of tea heals all.
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Well you should know me well enough to be checking out my bebo...
I'm at Aberdeen University studying Psychology.
I drink tea, I ♥ My Friends, Rowing and trying other silly sports like ice skating and surfing.
Just recently taken up underwater hockey so must see how that one goes...
Tend to make an ass of myself a lot of the time so I don't really take myself that seriously and have fun.
Bring on the rest of my life...

At what point does rain reach a certain level that it will take on the more apocalyptic mantle, of the water based punishment of the lord?
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Happiest When
☆My alarm goes off and I realise that it has gone off 3 hours too early

☆With my friends doing silly things

♥♥☆If smitten(but yet so is everyone)♥♥

☆Sober

☆Lying on a beach somewhere

☆Finished an essay
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Man can live about 40 days without food, 3 days without water, 8 minutes without air, but only one second without hope.

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    • Obnoxious Things to do at the Pool

      Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

      Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.

      Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

      Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

      Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.

      Hit strangers with your flutter board.

      Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

      Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

      Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.

      Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.''

      Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.

      Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''

      Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.

      Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

      Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.

      Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

      Try to negotiate the price of getting in.

      Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.

      When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.

      Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Whee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.

      Hit strangers with your wet towel.

      Throw people's things into the pool.

      Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.

      Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

      Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

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    • ~*~Good Times~*~

      -"When some one asks you the question "are you ticklish?" it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, they are going to touch you¬_¬"

      -*As teabag whacks me in the face* "OMG! I just got teabagged!!"

      -"Wanna discuss Psyc?" "Oh I love it when you talk dirty!";)

      -"F**k you and your coffee!!"

      -"Good for you," "Aww bless," "Good for you," "Aww Gawd," "Good for you," "Yer ma!" *Mr Marron comes round corner* "Hello Jessica...."

      -"Poisoned by a book...Readers Digest!",

      -"Live life to the fullest and you will die having no regrets",

      -"Take 10 steps. Then take another 10. And another 10. Just keep going" S. Naismith

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    • You got to love this guy…

      This is a true story about a recent
      wedding that took place at Clemson University .
      It was in the local newspaper and even
      Jay Leno mentioned it.
      It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

      After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
      with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
      He said he wanted to thank
      everyone for coming, many from
      long distances, to support them
      at their wedding.

      He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family
      and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

      As a token of his deep appreciation
      he said he wanted to give everyone
      a special gift just from him.

      So taped to the bottom of
      everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

      He said this was his gift to
      everyone, and asked them to
      open their envelope.

      Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy
      of his bride having sex with the best man.

      The groom had gotten suspicious
      of them weeks earlier and had
      hired a private detective to tail
      them.

      After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions
      for a couple of minutes, he
      turned to the best man and
      said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned
      to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’

      Then he turned to the
      dumbfounded crowd and said,
      ‘I’m outta here.’

      He had the marriage annulled
      first thing in the morning.

      While most people would have canceled the wedding
      immediately after finding out
      about the affair, this
      guy goes through with the
      charade, as if nothing were wrong.

      His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a
      300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
      bride’s and best man’s reputations
      in front of 300 friends and family members.

      This guy has balls the size of church bells.

      Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’
      commercial out of this?

      Elegant wedding reception
      for 300 family members and
      friends: $32,000.

      Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

      Deluxe two-week
      honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

      The look on everyone’s face
      when they see the 8×10 glossy
      of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

      There are some things money
      can’t buy, for everything else
      there’s MASTERCARD.

      0 comentarios 532 días

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    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Hey Jess Lees!!

      This Wednesday @ the good oul Eg!

      Can you guess what it is....

      Its a cubicle
      Theres water
      and its not a toliet...
      (answer at the bottom)

      Plus FREE CASE OF WKD for the best fancy dress!!!
      See you there!!



      ¡¡ʇsǝʇuoɔ ɹǝxoq/ʇɹıɥsʇ ʇǝʍ

      hace 4 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Howdy there Jess Lees

      Just popping in to say hi!!

      and to let know this WKD Wednesday we're doing the......

      SUMO SUITS!

      eek! how exciting!!
      ya gona come and see us?

      hace 5 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Bonjour Jess Lees

      This Wkd Wednesday......

      ITS THE GLADIATORS!

      Dun
      Dun, dun, dun
      Dun, dun, dun
      Dun, dun, dun
      DUN, DUN, DUN!

      (that song sounds so much better when Dermot Oleary does it on the xtra factor lol)

      p.s pics r now up on bebo... only took us 3 weeks.. sorry!

      hace 6 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Yo Yo Jess Lees

      We've got four words for ya!

      INFLATABLE
      TWISTER
      THIS
      WEDNESDAY

      How good does that sound!
      over 18s only
      student id may be required!
      oh and last weeks photos are on facebook!

      hace 7 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Jess Lees

      Calling all Freshers and Re-Freshers!
      Ye Old Eglantine Inn is back for another crazy filled year!

      And this WKD Wednesdays we are bringing back the ....

      WET T SHIRT & WET BOXER SHORTS CONTEST!

      ITS GONA BE WET
      ITS GONA BE MESSY
      ITS GONA BE AMAZING!

      and if that isnt good enough dont forget we are the home of 6 shots for £6 and 3 WKD for £5

      hace 9 semanas
    • Questhousebudda New
      Questhousebudda New

      Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

      1 room - 8 djs

      djs

      Reece Rodgers
      Haywire
      Bozy
      Aaron Watton
      Copy and paste
      Phunk

      and resident Colin Gent

      Funky to Progressive House

      5 quid in
      8.30 til 1am

      Hope to see you there !!

      House Music in the Odyssey ?

      Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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      hace 11 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Hey there Jess Lees,

      Your looking good! New hair style? Nice!

      Ive been meaning to ask you this for a while..... do you wana go on a date?

      This Wednesday?

      @ The Eg?

      I'l be the person holding the SUMO SUITS



      hace 11 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Jess Lees !!

      Wicked Wednesdays are back!
      With all the usual Wednesday night madness!
      See you THIS WEDNESDAY @ The eg!!!

      hace 12 semanas
    • Questhousebudda New
      Questhousebudda New

      Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
      Belfast

      OUR BIG WEEKEND

      We introduce our very special guest
      SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
      residents Colin Gent and Emo

      Funky to Progressive House

      7 quid in
      8.30 til 1am

      Hope to see you there !!

      House Music in the Odyssey ?

      Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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      hace 13 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Jess Lees



      Guess who's back- back again----



      WKD WEDNESDAYS @ THE EG-



      With the ever so popular
      ROULETTE WHEEL!
      ROULETTE WHEEL!
      ROULETTE WHEEL!

      Usual term time drink promo's apply
      6 shots for £6
      3 bottles for £5



      Admission only £2!!!





      Jess Lees see you there!

      hace 15 semanas
    • Yixi
      Yixi

      Hey,

      haven't seen/talked to you in a very long time. So I decided to take a look at your profile.

      And thought two things.

      1) Why are there penises drawn over your whiteboard?

      2) Are you coming back to visit us anytime soon?

      Yixi
      xox

      hace 16 semanas
    • Mess Express
      Mess Express

      Hey Jess Lees


      Venga Boys @ Lush! live, Tues 26th May is now sold out but dont worry we still have a small number of tickets remaining!


      We are offering Venga Boys ticket and transport packages for just £25! OR if u've already got your ticket u can get the bus for just £12.50!

      U'll need to hurry tho as there is only a limited number left


      Love,
      Mess Express.x
      :D

      hace 26 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Jess Lees Jess Lees Jess Lees

      This WKD Wednesday @ The Eg-

      SUMO WRESTLING!

      dOORS oPEN 9.30- bE eARLY tO aVOID dISSAPOINTMENT


      Usual house rules.... and 6 shots for £6 (bargain)


      There may even be a surprise appearance from our chippendale bar staff if they're asked enough...

      check out the video!

      hace 27 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      hi Jess Lees


      welcome back all students
      we missed you
      have you missed us???

      this week
      JELLY WRESTLING
      back by popular demand
      usual drink promotions apply

      R.O.A.R

      hace 30 semanas
    • Questhouse
      Questhouse

      HI Jess Lees

      NEW STUDENT NIGHT IN BAR 7 OYDESSY WITH THEQUESTHOUSE EVERY THUR NIGHT 9PM TIL 1 AM

      THE VERY BEST IN FUNKY TO PROGRESSIVE HOUSE FROM RESIDENTS COLIN GENT AND EMO

      2 QUID IN 2 QUID A DRINK
      OVER 18S
      SURE TO BE A GOOD ONE
      SEE YOU THERE

      ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND CHECK OUT WEBSITE WWW.THEQUESTHOUSE.COM

      hace 30 semanas
    • David Scott
      luv David Scott

      I be god in your eyes LOL

      woooooooooo hows you

      and when lol

      hace 33 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

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      α∂мιѕѕιση £2

      я.σ.α.я.

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      hace 33 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      hey Jess Lees


      this week at the eg
      TWISTER

      usual drinks promos apply
      £2 entry

      p.s we love you

      R.O.A.R

      xoxoxooxoxoxooxxoxooxoxoxoe

      hace 35 semanas
    • The Eglantine
      The Eglantine

      Jess Lees THE FOLLOWING COMMENT HAS BEEN WRITTEN UPSIDE DOWN! (HOW FUNNY!)

      ¡noʎ ǝʌol ǝʍ

      ¡ʇuǝɯʇuıoddɐsıp pıoʌɐ oʇ ʎlɹɐǝ ǝɯoɔ

      ˙ ¡¡¡¡ƃuılʇsǝɹʍ ʎllǝɾ uǝǝɹƃ

      unɟ ʇɐǝɹƃ ʎlsnoıɹɐllɐɥ ɹno ɥʇıʍ suoıʇɐɹqǝlǝɔ sʞɔıɹʇɐd ʇs ǝɥʇ sǝnuıʇuoɔ ʇɥƃıu ʎɐpsǝupǝʍ

      ¡ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ dn ǝuıl ʞǝǝʍ sʞɔıɹʇɐd ˙ʇs ɐ ʇɐɥʍ

      ʎǝɥ ʎǝɥ

      hace 36 semanas
    • Leanne Dowey
      luv Leanne Dowey

      :D :D !!

      hace 36 semanas