Facts about Drogheda:

The british scum didn’t discover America it was Drogheda

South Armagh gave birth to Drogheda in 1194AD

All the Popes, even St. Peter himself have been from Drogheda

The Titanic didn’t sink in the north atlantic – it sunk in Drogheda bay

Lord of the Rings is actually based on a true story about argos jewellery bought in Drogheda

The Holy Grail isn’t in Paris or Rome its in Drogheda

Whats black and brown all over? – a Drogheda teifgh wearing fake tan!

Drogheda is the only place on the planet where wild dodos still exist

Flash floods only occur in Drogheda when its dry and sunny

Drogheda is the only place in Ireland that cars drive on the right instead

Dinosoaurs actually still roamed the earth right up until 1194AD - they became extinct only when Drogheda naks hunted them to extinction

Asian or Bird is not the worst type of flu to have its Drogheda Flu!

Earth and Fusion in Drogheda are the only nite clubs in the world that are based on a true story

It has been known that if you loose your virginity there is a high chance that some nak from Drogheda is running around with it trying to flog it

Atlantis didnt really sink - it just became part of Ship st!

The Ferrari Enzo was based on a design graffited on a wall on west st.

Between 1939 and 1945 and possibly to the present Drogheda was the only place in the world to operate an underground airport so successful airraids cud b carried out on the brits!

Ship Street is the only place in the world thats flooded 400 days of the year

Over 100 people are mugged by naks in Drogheda everyday - in an attempt to ease the problem and improve effiecency the gardi have givin them replica guns to speed the process up

In 1986 a pregnant woman in Drogheda was wrongly acussed of stealing a basketball by putting it up her top - but the nak really had it between her legs

The majority of burglaries in Drogheda occur at tea time when people are returning home from work and catch the naks

People actually get taller when they are in Drogheda

Drogheda is the worlds largest consumer of fake gold

Drogheda is the only town where the Enterprise train has to accelerate more to get through safely

The Enterprise has been known to leave Belfast with 22 carriages and 2 engines but arrives in Dublin with only 8 carriages and 1 engine! many of the missing carriages have been found burnt out on Ship Street!!!

How To Play:
Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly:

1. I stand alone in this desolate space,deathly,not truly alive
2.You'll take my life but i'll take yours too
3.Drag me down,in colours pink and blue.
4.I'm free,im free,and freedom tastes of reality
5.Sick of this life,not that you would care
6.walking through the city,looking all so pretty,iv just got to find a way
7.How long before i get in,before it starts,before i begin
8.Wake alone on the hills,with the wind in your face,it fees good to be proud,be part of a race.
9.I once had a friend,we found him in his car,a hose to the window,and the engine running hot
10.Been working so hard,im punching my card,8 hours,for what?
11.Party forever,fiesta forever
12.Upon a time,i was of the mind,to lay your burden down
13.Bring the toys out for the boys,let the children make their noise,see the monsters in there metal cages
14.Happy jack wasnt tall be he was a man.
15.It was starting to rain,on the night that they first decided
16.Cant stop thinkin,i musta bin trippin this evenin
17.we'll be singing when were winning,we'll be singing,when we're winning
18.Well if you wanted honesty,thats all you had to say
19.We wont pretend,that this is the end,we are'nt losers all of the time
20.You never told me where you came from,you never told me your name,i didnt no if you were legal tender,but id spend ya all the same

Have a go if u want!!!!!

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?