Ewan David Burgoyne
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Hombre, 24,
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- Miembro desde: March 2005
- Última sesión: hace 4 días
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- A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is ours.
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- "What was that all about just then?"
"What?"
"About you not liking croissants?"
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- Nasty licks, manky chops.
- Favourite Things
- Raindrops on roses; whiskers on kittens; bright copper kettles; warm woolen mittens; brown paper packages tied up with string... so yeah, i guess these are a few of my favourite things.
- When I'm feeling sad:
- Easy. I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad.
- Really likes
- the bit where Marvin gets shot in the face.
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Hollyoaks application letter
RE: Hollyoaks audition/role
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to apply for any vacancy within the Hollyoaks acting cast. I have been a fan (on and off) of the show for a number of years, and often watch it when The Simpsons is finished and I can’t be bothered getting off the sofa, or when I haven’t finished my dinner and my mum won’t let me leave the table. I think I could, nay, WOULD, be an invaluable addition to the cast of your fine show (to give you an idea of my ability, I would say that I could, potentially, be the next Mr Cunningham [R.I.P.], or at least have a similar impact on the show as he had.)
Let me start off by telling you a bit about myself. This will only take a few minutes, I promise. (Don’t read too fast, ha ha!).
I am a 22 year-old man (male), white, with brown hair (quite thick and sometimes curly, but can be straightened if required for my role), and blue-grey eyes (I think there may be some flecks of green too, but I’m not near a mirror just now to check sorry). I am less than 6ft tall, but could wear elevated shoes if required to play a tall man in the show. Could grow a moustache if necessary (would need advance warning). I wear a size 9-10 shoe generally, although my latest pair are an 8, but Nike’s sizes tend to be bigger/smaller than other brands. Again, depending on the role you want me to have, I could adjust the appearance of my feet (fill out the toes of shoes for big feet, curl up my toes under my feet for small feet: see attached pictures please).
My build is average to slim – but powerful and sinewy - and I have a full, clean driving license (4 years and counting: pass date 25 March 2003). I can execute a large variety of movements, including: run, jump, twist, dodge, stagger, strut, polka, swagger, meander, mosey, totter, canter, bounce, spin, slide, reach, bend, and waltz. Examples of these movements are viewable on the attached video showreel (JVC 138X VHS tape with blue sticker). These moves could be VERY useful in your show, and I am learning new moves all the time. I have excellent IT skills so could do my own admin if required.
I think there are a number of reasons I would be very excellent in your programme, and a huge hit with your many fans: both girls and men. For one, I know the show inside out as, as aforementioned, I have been watching intermittently for as long as I can remember (approx 2003). I was there when Gary Lucy was raped (in the show). I was there when Tony and Mandy kissed for the first time (and the second time – it was just after the first). I was there when Tom was born (in real life: friend of his family). I am sure my first-class knowledge of Hollyoaks will be priceless as I carry out my role.
Another reason I would be good is that I am a strong team member and will never let my other cast members down or turn up late for filming. I could also give other actors and actresses lifts to the studio in my car (every second week only, as I share with my sister – the other weeks we can all chip in for a taxi or someone else could take a turn to drive, e.g. Max). When I was in Primary school I was famed for not only my football skills and sensitive nature, but also for my teamwork skills, which were often reported at Parent/Teacher evenings and resulted in numerous special dinners when my parents got home. GOOD TEAMWORK = HAPPY HOLLYOAKS!
I would be excellent in a number of roles. One of my friends said I would be great as Jack Osbourne’s long-lost son, and I agree. (I have written and attached a rough script of how you could work me into the show in this capacity). I could also play a foreigner (I can do many accents including French, Australian [doubles as New Zealand], Indian, and Irish [pronounced ‘Oirish’]. Could also learn Canadian if required). I have good knowledge of other cultures so could adapt quickly and efficiently if required for a hasty start (could start as early as March 1st: let me know).
Another role I cou6 comentarios 673 días
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Everything that can go wrong, part 1.
- ending up with an odd sock after doing washing.
- nuclear annihilation of planet.
- phone lines down.
- balloon floats away.
- glass eye falls out during speech.
- condom breaks.
- wolverine attacks child.
- lose £50 at bus stop.
- fatal heart attack.
- meat goes bad.
- floor collapses.
- tsunami.
- train wreck kills hundreds.
- computer crashes during lengthy download.
- ignored by waiter in restaurant.
- get caught in middle of knife fight.
- humidity makes hair frizzy.
- 'special delivery' isn't for you.
- boss catches you masturbating at work.
- plane gets hijacked.
- pen runs out in middle of class.
- laptop battery dies.
- sleep in on first day of new job.
- attempts to help poor perceived as racist.
- bite tongue.
- get short-changed at school fete stall.
- leg gets amputated.
- lose £60 at bus stop.
- regret drunken tattoo.
- walk about all day with fly unzipped.
- batteries in remote control die.
- toilet paper stuck to shoe when fireman rescues you from burning building.1 comentario 786 días
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Personal Statement (not by me...)
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair, with one eye open. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet gone to college.8 comentarios 944 días
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Karen Speirshace 11 semanasU love it xx
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hace 11 semanas
Karen Speirs
So i know u had your letter to the hollyoaks people and i know after the family valentine incident that the dream of being on channel 4's sexy soap went down the crapper. But Eastenders god Burgers u really have hit the big time LA has changed u man.
I have attached a photo of you that i cut out from my tv times xx
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hace 13 semanas
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hace 18 semanas
Karen Speirs
It sure was and what a Denzil he was - boab oot and everything. Only think missing was the buffalo wings hanging from his sack.
So ball and chain is being shined up as we speak Robert wont know what's hit him having me as his wifey
Vegas mmmm as appealing as it sounds i'm giving u a big dirty bebo KB!! Can u believe ur getting KB'd online no way The Britney vegas marriage just isn't my thing!!!
When u get back from man whooring urself round the world and i get back from my honeymoon we should get a old skool wylie night sorted the post wedding sexathon will be finished and i will be looking for someone to get aff wi since i will be a desperate housewife!!
We will get it sorted since me and u were the coolest in that place. See u soon Burgers p.s hope the vegas doctor managed to get rid of ur problem, they crabs take ages to get rid of
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hace 18 semanas vía Mobile
Mick Carroll
a kno the big greek poof finally grew a pair eh?
bn bk since wed when u bk? jst send me the details altho a may sabotage ur team -
Karen Speirshace 21 semanas
Naw not jumped on to the boat of marriage yet. Although in 7 weeks i will be an old married lady and well on the way to pipe and slippers.
Gutted you pair of homos are missing it, poor show young man. My granny was hoping you would be in attendance so she could get aff wi you. Nae luck Mick will have to do instead.
San Fran ehhh I always knew you batted for the other side, ya big pink homo
Keep it safe and don't be joining any gangs whilst your in the US, don't want to have to come and rescue you with Ross Kemp then force you onto Jerry Springer to show you how you have wasted your life and that their is more to life than shooting folk
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hace 21 semanas vía Mobile
Mick Carroll
bk in 2 wks. Half lookin 4ward 2 bein bk, but then a mind wot glasgows like! Al b bk cookin up a storm in t'admiral, n b skint as hell 4 ages!
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Karen Speirshace 21 semanas
Awright wee sacks what's the chat?
Buffed any LA ass yet. You only get ahead in LA by giving head remeber that!!!
See u soon mofo xx
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hace 22 semanas
Andy Burgoyne
hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiZZ_...
reaaaaaally good as usual, blur were amazy.hows fingz your end? whereare u now? x -
Mick Carrollhace 23 semanas
had ma phone nivked from house 1st nte a was in Mamre. all the locals are sound, only a couple who hav tried to start any aggro. its also 80p 4 a litre of beer, fantastic!!
bn wrkn at school, creche n community veg garden, also gonna start wrk on buildin an info centre for town.
where else u gonna b hittin in states? if ur low on moolah i'm sure u cld pick up some acting wrk while in hollywood, ur a talented guy. -
Mick Carrollhace 23 semanas
alright burgers how goes it? whereabouts are u now? when u get back to merry old Glasgow btw?
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hace 24 semanas
Andy Burgoyne
yeah i defo know folk that'll take them, how many are there? where are u these days? x
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Karen Speirshace 25 semanas
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Shagtag Tuesdayshace 29 semanasCOME IN YOUR PANTS !!
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
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hace 30 semanas
Karen Speirs
Happy buffmybuffaloday if it is indeed your birthday mmmm i shall need to investigate this.
Hope you are keeping safe on your travels and not out and about catching swine flu.
FLAPPERS x
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Clair
haha, im sure she would have appreciated that.
how was the sky dive then?? briefs still in tact??
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Clairhace 32 semanas
stop stealing my friends!!!!
hehe
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Ok not as good as yours but still as racist/not hahaha
Karen Speirs 0 respuestascheck the gap between the teeth want to park your bike xx
Dennis riding rasher while in full hunting regalia. thought i'd step it up a notch.x
Tom Boswell 0 respuestas